Show I I I- I I Husbands' Husbands Wrongs i io o 0 By MARGUERITE MOOERS MARSHALL An international congress for tor wronged husbands will wilt take place in n Vienna in January according to announcement by Herr Hoeberth president of th the I Viennese League for tor the Rights flights of Man Ian Alimony lImony seems to lead the congress's program But alimony at It Its worst is Js an husbands husband's wrong wrong not not that of ofa ofa ofa a husband in good and regular standing He has other wrongs of of his own Because he is usually too modest or modest or too well wen trained ot or too to scared to speak for himself we e submit to the coming congress con con- gress and to all ail chivalrous American wives s the fol- fol lowing owing list of ot ten husbands' husbands wrongs which are obvious obvious ob ob- ob- ob 1 As the president must make treaties with the advice and consent of congress eo so must the typical American husband drive a car or a nail or oven even drive home homo the point of a story with the advice and consent of his wife wire She's always telling tolling him how low to do things with things with excellent Intelligence and Intentions frequently but she's ALWAYS telling him I 2 The Thc husband is a slave slavo to the family lawn mower and to the family tur furnace ace also aiso to putting putting- out and taking in the awnings and ando to o putting in and taking out the screens 3 The husband must either consult his his' wife before before be- be fore bre he buys bus his his' new suit or face her endless criticism cism of ot it afterward She rarely likes his hats and invariably tells him that he spends too much money on tics 4 The rhe husband as the courteous server always gets tho the tall taU of ot the steak tho the wing of tho the chicken and the smallest and hardest potato 5 It is Js an unwritten domestic law that the husband husband hus- hus band and must bo be polite to his his wife's wife's friends even nen though hed he'd like to strangle em m and though she has made one ono after another of ot his feel that they're not wanted 6 The husband Is rarely allowed even to take his Us turn at deciding where he and his wife wire shall shan shango go during HIS JUS vacation 7 1 The husband Js is expected to keep a a. mental dial diary of all aU the tho time spent away from home and wife and to produce each item for tor wifely Inspection in in- in 8 8 Tho The husband who is a father must do all the h heavy v parental thundering known as discipline and must be amenable to all an heavy Juvenile touches homo home lomo laws expressed in the familiar phrases Tour attend to you ou young oung man and Ask sk your jour father rather for it It-I It I any money 9 The husband who talks about his wife except except ex ex- in the way of admiration is convention rules a n. cad his role rule is to suffer in silence 10 The Tho husband huband when hen the car or the annual Income in income income In- In come or the dinner party or the marriage goes wrong Is 3 always to blame his blame his wife and nd the neighbors leaeno leave leae no doubt about that I |