Show The The Giant Spider Web Preside President to Be Taxed Tardy Playgoers s Hit 0 Better House Numbering BV BY IRVING HUDSON It is good news to everybody hat everybody that the United States de department de- de has just awarded a two more mOle mall mail contracts One route lUns runs b between St St. Louis Kansas City and Omaha The other is between Chicago and South Bend Indiana including thirteen Michigan towns townsen en route loute With the trunk lines es established es- es and operating efficiently It is only a question of time until the air mail mall service will cover the tho entire nation like a spiders spider's web Just what hat the senate has against future presidents Is a question The Theother Theother Theother other day that body voted that hereafter hereafter here here- hereafter after the s salary lary of ot the president of or the United States would be subject subject sub sub- to the income tax The members members mem mem- bers of ot the senate very graciously framed the new bill so that it does not apply to the incumbent The bill is fundamentally sound No chief executive with self respect could be happy as the beneficiary beneficial y of ofa ofa ofa a partial rule That savors too much of lq loyal al privilege S I Reports coming out of Russia state that at the present plesent time there thelO arc hc more women than men in lii the l soviet o union Also Als that there are are different races raees in in inthe the tIme union speaking speaking- languages languages' or dialects The leader wimp can whip that conglomerate con- con mass of ot humanity Into a semblance of political unity will snake make e himself immortal S SA S A negro company has just been organized org for tor the purpose of making motion pictures which will elevate the time negro from his roles of clown or vandal in the present cinemas Studios will be operated in hi Cincinnati 0 O. an and N. N M. M The Time venture is commendable and deserves to to be successful All people are happier when they think of ot others at their best S S S Russian actors appearing in London London London Lon Lon- don have issued an ultimatum to the effect that they will walk alk off the stage if anybody is shown to a seat during the performance That sounds extreme but bul most theatregoers theatregoers theatre theatre- goers will approve There is nothing nothing noth noth- ing quite quito so annoying as to get keenly interested in the opening scene of ot a play and at a crucial moment have ones one's vision obstructed by bv a late entrant When people find they must be on time they find a way Few people miss s the train they want to take The same rule should apply to public gatherings continUous continuous contin contin- performances of ot movies cx cx- of cour course e. e S S S Over in New York there is a young man by the name of Samuel Isaac Kreiger 2 25 years of age who can multiply by in Jim five sec sec- He is known as the king of logarithms He- He found that a drink of alcoholic bevera beverage e prevented him front flom making malting any computations at all Draw your own conclusions S S S The rhe latest proposal for towns and cities is that house numbers be painted on the curb Any person person who vho has driven to a strange street and looked for a number as ho he drove along will appreciate te the proposal Vl While lc they are arc putting the house umbers numbers on the curb we beg to suggest suggest sug sug- gest geat that street signs be so 1 lettered as to be visible from both There Is nothing quite so an annoying an- an as to drive through a strange city and find that one Is compelled to look back in order to rea read the street signs I Either improvement should stimulate the spotlight malI mar mal I ket et a a e Over O in Canton Chinese topers are said to relish a a. mixture of bf wine and snake gall Only the rich can afford the beverage Here In Amer Anier- America mer- mer ica lea it if the customer is content to see sec seethe the snake after consuming the drink he can get It for fOl a much lower lower low low- er Cr price S I After Alter all the preaching against liquor by the reformers has been ren concluded e l. l the time primary reasons for or toe tile retention of or the eighteenth amendment will be physiological and economical When heart specialists tell the public that cocktails night nightclubs nightclubs nightclubs clubs an and 1 other jazz pastimes are arc taking heavy y toll of ot their devotees the time public awakens with a a. start When Industry finds that sober workmen produce produce m re and amid better 1 products the almighty dollar steps to th the side of ot prohibition and arid as asSUres assures assures as- as e |