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Show a JCTSbFiTlAGEE. The lieu has no hard feelings against her owner, even If she does layforhlm lit. Tom What is the shortest time In which a halCiniie lias been run? Jack I iloa't loio.v exactly , but I am certain lc was made by myself when 1 chaed rjtnith, wholudgoue otTwlth my new umbrella YwiUc lituae. Anxious Mother I am afraid that Johnny Is sick. FuUiei aly goodness WJnttloos he complain or? Anxious mother Hr hasn't Le-guu Le-guu to complain j st; but 1 forgot to loek the jam closet touav, and there Isn't a Lit nibslng. The I'roper iieadlng. Fedora "Charley t'ewrtwy is an fully down on tlie Ihtl'a Mq:ir.n Tom 'Miuwr'u tliat? 'iora "iie "ent lu an 'ad.' for a ncn i:- aud they inserted it uuuer tno Ucall of -Corn Ulrl Wautenl.'" Vx. 'Look here,' nndersland that you referral ta tilca.1 aueducateu ig." Ves, did, but X am nilliug to raouify tiiu stateicent." Vou'ujusl betier." "Very well. I'll take back the WOM educated.' Vnfaj't tnttT-Octan. tnttT-Octan. ' i Yon waut to bd a detective? rlavo jou an recoinmentutiuu Irom Chicago?"' Uuly thosu of Uiy Ia-tcasc. It was a case wheru a man wno luU (he tootliache wautctl. !u kill wiut-uuUj. wiut-uuUj. tuastliumau. I went lu Adeutlstand had the tooth pulieu, ml though there were a buuuret, ho" Uetecttvew in tlie City 1 was uie first to tiadlt vuW "What uAu yoa ear thc-e Jit tie wiugs fasteneil into your shoes?" IrKmireel lather Time, as JItrturj nascult'cgafew llglit caper-ilnthe air. "Why, father, that's tho correct thing, jcuknow; sntofinoicallve of mv style, aud all 'hat cart ef thing." "Humph," replied Father Time, an he genliy rubbed thu edge ol his scjthc with rtilece of u hit stone, "I reclwon the only thing for me to do will be to get clocks on my socks, won't it;" Lx. Man is said cot to he the only crcs-(uro crcs-(uro that sliaM-s. The South Amerl-ci Amerl-ci n biru called "mot mot," the Mot motus llrazilecsis actually begim-shaviug begim-shaviug on arriving at matuil!. Naturally adorned with long b!u lall feathers, it Is not atlsfleu with them In their natural shape, tut with its beak nips ofl" lie .ebon each side for a sjucu of alout two lneli, leaving a neat little oval tuft at the end of each. Ax. Some cry strange accidents are brought to light by the accident Insurance In-surance Vntlne. For instance a ruin at ZilUka. O., a itatiomry engineer, en-gineer, was kicked vory severely by a bog, which disabled hlm for quite a number of wccL,and he was paid $37. Another torn was that of a man at Chillkolbc, O. As he was stoopiig to pick up some kindling wocd a guuio rooster garfed bim iti the wrist, cutting an artery, wiiltii Ul'ibled him for some titnc.--5aran. ririA Journal. |
