Show Q 1 t Mo More e Truth Than Poetry Poe l I 1 By JAMES J J. J MONTAGUE I 6 o 0 5 A HORRIBLE EXAMPLE S Dancing masters masters declare that over d to to jazz will wll twist the body permanently Young J J J. J Hobart Herbert on jazzing all night In n spite of ot his parents insisted And now no nohe he heis is really a terrible sight For Tor his torso is fatally twisted You l look ok at ht hs face tace and s say y H How w do you OU do S But after a closer Inspection S You glance at his feet reet and nd cry quickly Adieu S F For r they're going the other direction The The buttons on J. J 1 I Herbert Hobarts erl ert sack ack c coat at Dont Don't extend as do yours ours or do mine In a neat snappy line from his waist to his throat But appear to be bo over o ne He long had much trouble in iI bu buying i l his clothes f But lately latey hos ho's had them supplied S B By a tailor who isn't dismayed at al hs his pose post Be Because ause he hp is badly r cross ns- ns S When J. J Hobart Herbert walks out on the st street e t There really Teany i is s no way of knowing ving B Ky By the numerous numerous friends that he chances to to- to meet neet Just whether hes he's coming 01 or going gIng f I And at home he arouses the utmost dismay It In the breast of ot his dear doting mother For alwa always 8 his 1 legs are proceeding one wa way While his face looks right str straight ight in the other i Let this be a a lef lesson lerson Son to all aJl way wayward ard b boys boy y 5 Who become of the dance The Jazz we admit has hal Its Us myriad jo joys s 's But ut the is iff taking a chance S Don Dont Don't t indulge in t too o long and continued ed delight In 11 n the saxophone banjo and fiddle v vOr Or youre you're likely to find lind to your horror some night S 'S That t. t you youle youe t right light aroU around d in the middlet middle t LIVE A AND JD LEARN rr 1 If Walter Johnson can pitch h two hit no g games ines in when he is only 42 by th the time h he ha is 50 he he- ought to shut em all out at every ever g game n nhe e. e I S S NOT MUCH TO TO ASK Th The i ha least t boards of- of ed c iIo td do o to stagger school ol hours eo o there would still stilt be be enough caddies to go ai THE ONLY WA WAY WAY- I it If Ie campaign caD speakers expect J people l' l le t to listen to to them o er the radio adlo they'll have to get g-et j jazz bands hands to to accompany accompany them Cop Copyright 1921 i by the lIeu Bell Syndicate Inc mc I r |