Show 5 STIr W r The Funniest Men Menon on Earth S S I AUTO SUGGESTION All th the worlds world's greatest minds Mr Weber Iss las deeply Interested In auto suggestion on Can j you can ou can you I ask isk usk- usk auto suggest S suggest what I 1 o to Not Wee like you you said it It I dpn don't mean that you to suggest In the sense that you should suggest suggest sug sug- gest I mean menn that by yourself suggesting suggesting suggesting sug- sug sug sug- gesting that you jou ou auto suggest to what I I ought suggest Already you me Wait I will tal tako o pains pains pains- Where do you you take the pans pains pains' In your jour stomach maybe No Xo I have no pains In my stomach In your head then No not In my head I 1 ha have hae e no pains I feel teel no pains ains Only I take pains pain's to explanation auto s suggestion tion For your groping Intellect I 1 I will wUl spell spen It U T Now Not do yOU jou know what Iss auto suggestion suggestion tion I Sure since j your our explanations It Iss isa so simple f t S Well then tell ten me what Iss auto su sUl Veil Vell I lam am In my auto aut auto auto- No you are not In y jour ur auto Your Tout auto has to do mit it It S Chass Chase I am In my auto I guess I should know where am amr I I. I have havea a right to be in my auto If It I 1 own own the auto didn't I I AU go Allright right go ahead and display yo r. r Ignorance I I cant can't go now maybe until the policeman whistles whistles' What Vh t has the policeman got to todo todo todo do with auto He iss issa Iss-a a traffic policeman and andIe lie he Ie has suggested that my auto dont don't t go until he makes a whis- whis But why hv dont don't you explanation I If it you know w so What Iss las auto suggestion Mit l ease I viii explanation Now we go I am In my auto auto like I Isaid said The policeman stops me again agaI again again- n- n Chass Und I suggest to the policeman that I was only going In my auto at ten miles every hours hours hours- Chass S Then the policeman suggests that I go mit him to jail jail jall- Chass Then rhen the judge judg-e suggests that I pay him a 50 fine and that Iss auto suggestion Numbskull brainless giant what you Iss like you Iss Your lour utter absence of or Intellects intellects Intellects Intel intel- me Tr Try to think and I will tell teU you ou what Iss isa auto autosuggestion autosuggeStion suggestion Now 1st n n Auto suggestion suggestion sug sug- isi when you you yourself suggests something to yourself Oh I see see When I talk to myself myself my my- self in my sleep that Iss auto suggestion suggestion suggestion sug sug- No not necessity You dont don't have to be asleep Be as awake as your our head will let you But sug sug- gest For Tor Instance you are aro fat Suggest to yourself that you are thin and pretty soon you are getting getting get get- ting thinner and thinner See I I cannot see myself getting any thinner Are you crazy No I am n not t I am nm the height of or s You are not thinner because y you u didn't auto suggest If It you jou want to get thin every time you jou OU think of ot It ft you should say over and over over oYer- You me mean n If it I roll over andover andover and andover over maybe I 1 get thin but not If It I say over over and over Why J could say over and over until I went dumb and nd I wouldn't lose me two ounces Talk iss not physical culture But listen to what you should said to get thin Over and over you should said Every flay day I miss my dinner and I keep getting thinner and thinner That you jou OU should say and you will get so skinny like e a mosquito But I want sant to go my dinner You dont don't compulsory have togo to togo togo go your dinner You just suggest It You just say It Sa Say the little piece of poetry and you jou jouget get thin By saying poetry I 1 get thin I dont don't belief beller It Not by saying poetry I 1 get thin That Iss Isa no exertions Maybe If It I try to write poetry I will get thin thins but not Just by sayIng sayIng saying say- say Ing It ft it i It Iss the suggestions that makes you jou thin No it Iss the auto that makes you thin The upkeep upkeep upkeep- By suggestion you get thin You say It and then you consider yourself yourself your your- self thin Say Im Tm thin I 1 consider consider con con- sider myself thin Then you are thin Oh I see sec Do you remember the 5 I owe you Very well I remember it It Veil Vell I suggestion that it iss las paid Consider yourself paid No I would have to suggest It myself to belief it and then I would have doubts Oh to ourselves we suggest I Isee see sec I will show you This iss leaping year A lady leaps at a a. aman aman man and says I am married to you And then she considers herself herselt herself her her her- self married and j you ou see how quick she gets arrested But auto is a mental mental mental men men- tal state not a matrimonial state It Iss a sad state state state-a a pitiful state Dont Don't try to foolish me You keep to yourself things and pretty soon you jou o will consider you jou are Cleopatra wearing a pearl necklace and you will get Into a anice anice nice soft padded cell cell But I I. I dont don't suggest that I am Cleopatra In a string of beads No but you are cuckoo nev never never- er- er We will sing We Ve Auto Suggest an Auto Suggestion and See What It Does to Our Indigestion tion I Copyright 1924 R Readers Readers' aders' aders Syndi Syndicate ate S Inc |