Show I Dan GEE WHiZ WHiZ- WHIZ 1 Dan Dobb Finds Honest Governor Tho governor of ot Indiana Is bankrupt bankrupt bank bank- banki i rupt according to a report by the i federal master of chancery This I proves our lifelong contention that it is possible for a t governor to be honest s sA S I A dishonest governor may cause the state to go bankrupt but it is next to Impossible for tor him to go broke in person S POLITICAL NEWS What's In a name Caraway did did not let them carray carmy away 5 FOREIGN NEWS MacDonald says the British empire empire empire em em- pire Is all right Of Ot courso It Is Didn't l it it choose MacDonald I SPORTS o They had a big dog show In New York No society woman tried to enter eiter her husband S S BROTHER DAN'S DANS D NS N'S KITCHEN To clean the ceiling stand on your head on n a table tabla and scrub as floor the you OU would scrub S 10 LOST ST ST. Lost Somewhere Lost Somewhere b between tween WashIngton Washington Washington Wash Wash- ington and Teapot Dome naval re re v serve several reputations in fairly good shape Finder please ret rb at once S MOVIES Mabel Normand's chauffeur Is too ill to appear In court Now maybe he ho will feel teel too bad to to be tried at all an S TEAPOT NEWS Washington Is isso so quiet about the scandal you can hear a fight tight two blocks away BEDTIME STORY A Chicago woman woman asks asks a divorce because he made her get up every morning and build the fire We Va dont don't blame her JAIL JAU- NEWS Detectives at work ork ork on the case suspect sena Senator or Walsh of at making away with Al At Falls Fall's peace of ot n mind WEATHER They are going to hang two Eskimos Es Es- s- s kimos Maybe Mabe they can hang theman the theman theman man man who vho fires our furnace He lie must be an Eskimo COMMON BELIEF IS MISTAKE There are children 12 years old t 0 have never seen real gold ex except ez- ez when their parents laughed I ex-I But statistics show 1500 Ingold In Ingold gold imf Imported in one month I I That is s enough money to buy PUy uy a aquart aquart i quart of ot year old booze The stuff you ou get without paying this price for will not reach the age of ot 40 before 1964 What do we do with so much gold This is leap year and the women are on on the Jump for tor wedding wedding wedding wed wed- ding rings That may be the so so- so lution S EDITORIAL A Cleveland girl giri r r. r bs drug store Its It's a wonder the clerk didn't of offer otrea ot- ot for fer her something just as good when she demanded money BEAUTY SECRET Hunting a ni ei on the floor will reduce y your bay win window lOw S FASHIONS The height of fashion Is always found in the price I NEW ORLEANS By MASON DIXON N NEA EA Service Writer NEW ORLEANS La Feb 21 This The City that Care Forgot broken itself ItseK of ot the has apparently 1 y manana manaila habit It still clings however however however how how- banana habit ever to the of report According to the ithe the city board of health New Orleans itself to death b both in b bustness business bust busi is rushing S eb ness e and l pleasure fe e The e report t also than shows that we eat more bananas any other community population con con- C a S Som Somebody bodY In NeV New Orleans Is making malting fortune on the races But those so soi a far discovered v e gathering g in the coin coln efi i are blind i or deformed When the race track opened for the winter season the Lousiana commission commission commis commis- sion for the blind got permission for I eI eight ht blind men to to sell programs within the track These eight aro are I tl selling balance e more of r the programs big a force c c than h combined r alt all n of the A hunchback man stands outside tho the fair grounds gates and permits those h who intend to woo the ponies to rub I I his hump He Is always splendidly repaid The Tho blind men say those who bet on the horses think it it brings good goodluck goodluck from them luck Iud to buy programs The Carre old French Trench quarter quarter ter of New Orleans is crowded with artists this winter Some of them have pretty tough sledding There is not ony too much prosperity in Inthe the Latin quarter But artists aro are Bom sometImes sometime some some- tImes time i business men When Eleanor leanor Duse Dose the world fa queen of tragedy dl visited n New ee eai ai Orleans n crayoned ay e and autographed portraits a of her quickly made their appearance ap no- The Vieux Carre artists had hal made sketches of the tragedienne and copied signature These were sold at a good price Parties were frequent In the studios S S S Sweet potato plo pie mado made as only a a. French chef can make it it is the tho chief dessert In New Orleans this thi t winter The recent cold spell nipped all of the tho vegetables In the contiguous territory terri tern tory and the m market was with sweet potatoes which had been gathered gathered gath gath- cr ered prior to the tho freeze ee Louisiana Jl ato Is also cleaning up because because be be- through throughout gh- gh cause th th sweet potato crop out the country is only 40 41 per cent as large as it was last year while this state produced a bumper crop with nearly nearl bushels |