Show E AOU AROUND OWN I I THE FHE IRONY OF F FATE It jt it was so cold at an outdoor reduction at Logan the other ay 3 ay that the size of the exited ex- ex ex cx- ted audience was as materially The play gentlefolk NS s J A Midsummer 1 ream g S S U 0 I Native children on the thes s Hand and of St. St Kilda s 's ded lit ht It of the room when they saw heir first moving picture re low bW often have we wished to too o that and yet lingered on all to Jease lease the wife or to allow the thep p eople ople sitting ne next t to us toc t tle ic c picture in comfort while hile folderol flickered across t ie e screen Instinct is is' isah ah alway ays lit ht r m F REP LIES I Inquirer Inquirer Yourn Yourn of y noted and ad nd beg to reply that Klans of ts is not a new mystic bed bed- bed I sheeted organization but is chow nein ein em for cans of beans That being I Ithe the te he case go jump p in the lake t Vox Smallpox You will never peed eed to be vaccinated against overabundance over- over abundance of brains You haven't r got as much sense as our whole I amily mUy I U Come Pat Come outside you big Irish coward and lick the six of us What Agitated What What If your son did didI all ail I to excuse himself when he locked the old lady for a row of ird d cages dont don't worry I Be calm Even en the state board of pardons forgets forgets forgets for for- gets its manners mannes on n occasion DIPPY'S DIARY Slav May ia 23 Went Went up to the Salt ke ake Tennis club to practise so that can win those thirteen orangeades orang ered b by Frank Capp for the win- win r l' of the tournament Asked rank If thirteen orangeades would lean ean an had bad luck uck He lie said no a storn- storn ph h ache Cy Gallacher VB is there his daily class on the 1111 erUs of Earl Pierce PIerceS me the first set This was cause the balls were dead and bounce right Blabber won wone wona e a second set from me The court as ras so rough one readily couldn't Ruge uge auge ones one's shot shots could one Gig Gig- beat me In the third set ut pt I had a broken string In my took the final t of the day dav a. a f from om me I hart hail eaten Ut that didn't agree with withe e don w. w s Mother 1 G Goose os jOr or DIcke a dollar I ImaI maI makes es us all holler hoIler he ic tickets give out so soon hen the men bucked the boss ye ro escaped total loss I ne-man ne cars put us all out nut of tune tunc HOLLIDAY CO COMMUTER I SWIPED FROM BIDE DUDLEY I A modest lodest man living In Mount I man n. n hi has s sent us a picnic poem i Wh makes us think he has select- select r the wrong nom de do plume If you youit nt it stand a shock dont don't read 1 It Cow O doth the active little ant Go to the picnic ground 6 pia play in pies and sandwiches Which always there abound It t must be lots of fun to get jn In butter anc and In honey But ut most of all to take a stroll Where here Mary furies carries mone money x AMERICAN S Won rot Lot Pct K as City rity 17 6 IS 10 64 t. t u Paul We 16 a U 14 53 Ii 13 12 H 14 12 12 17 ill tH oledo sleds 10 10 17 11 19 I Yesterday At t t Minneapolis Minn 1 n Jl ft II ft E. E oledo 2 J 10 2 I 8 8 8 12 iz 2 z Batteries Wright and Anderson rickson and G I At Al Milwaukee n. n H- H E. E 4 8 2 10 13 0 Holly Estelle and Mayer fayer and At St SI Paul Pul U. U II Jr n. n 6 11 U 11 2 St. St Paul A. 7 h. h 7 8 Batteries Palmelo Palmo Weaver Nort ort t sales i p fend and Hartley hail nelI Merritt and Gon Kansas Indianapolis City Game post postponed postponed rain Have you got treat In them as members of the fam fain fly lly and they hey will wiil leave e. e The The- Theman man who l keeps his chin u UI elevates his mind |