| Show I Letters of ofa a aJ a J Jap p ne nee e 1 I By WALLACE IRWIN I Illustrated by Ralph Barton By Ely WALLACE IRWIN Illustrated by Rlph Ralph Barton OFF WITH THE To Editor Telegram whose Brain are often wakeful while his Feet are asleep Dearest sir I am now In a Criminal Hospital where I lay there enjoying great pain all al over my skeleton Cause of this are Japanese Marathon Marathon Mara Mara- thon Perpetual Waltzing contest which give val al prize to persons to toO tod foolish to stop This rude combat of ot legs are still sti going on I cannot tell tel because I have bruised my mind attempting to waltz walz a fox- fox step 24 hrs executively while eating eating eating eat eat- ing soft boiled eggs taking a bath and writing home to my mother This was how Of recently I got very li-i li ir love with wih Miss san Kiku-san Japanese lad lady who expect to marry marr me nie and will wi do so bj- bj golly unless I get myself myself my my- self set drowned In hurry hury Last at 3 a a. a a m. m In the morn my go Jang Jang-Jang by my bed until my ear awoke and an an I knew by be behavior behavior behavior be- be havior of Hon that he was doing wrong some way And Arid what could I hear Distantly Jolly Joll Widow Widow Widow Wid Wid- ow Waltz alt were vere doing so so while going going going go go- ing round and round and round hell O O I holla hola Who ho there if anybody Then I hear that voice of or Miss san Kiku-san full tull of aches music two three and two three two three Hello Helo Togo Wont Won't you go-go go To a drug store go-g go C. 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Buy a quart t of witch haz-el haz salz to smell Amel Headache powders half a pound Sticking plaster t o wind round round- round round- Hey Help You Youre You're re on my bunIon bunIon bun- bun Ion Silences O 0 Miss liss san Kiku-san sweet delicacy of Japanese I narrate what else can I do to save life Bring 6 record records a qt Ct of or Gin and a fresh doctor round to Samurai Enjoyment Dancing Parlor Par Par- lor br she snag er sickly I O 0 love I report Are you ou dying No I are dancing she report and faint off oft Mr Editor in time of peace prepare prepare pre pee pare for Edior something still worse You would admire me more if you saw aw the speedy haste with which I hire American and tax-cab tax a elope to Samurai Enjoyment Club with a doctor all aU other medicines medicine And wih what did I see there Music going through windows and up roof root golnA All Japanese Sport Society was their standing In circles looking lookin at watch while circes In central middle of the making geisha floor was a lady lad movements foor while being held In place Arthur J Japanese b by bY undertaker Because she wore a boots and a rubber Turkish rug first firt reck- reck I did not at rrt cap Her Yet it was My It was Dolling i my san Kiku-san san I Hon lion time All Al that something about Cotton Cotton Cot Cot- cot I were playing the tho Silk while among SIk ton Threads dance behind Hon lion Kiku I a making her herall herall and combing comfortable her hairs for bed I all Cannot I corrode I be Invented to stop my something kick to death I before lefore she he Kiku Kie stop her her reQuire re require re re- Vh h should we e hor horse Zero Japanese e quire Solomon completed i have Just I doctor She Sh ha c will willbur he docor In two days she ahe hour leour made by Miss Dottie Dottie Dot Dot- j record bur burst McCallus t the of or the PeorIa Home Dot I for tie te I Minded Mind she not do that without Could But too to know I ask dancing excitement for reply much like crossed feet Collapse With Kicka- Kicka Arthur a a. broken mule lion Hon lon I I I 1 1 J I Ik k t I 1 L 4 I TJ TJI I I f I I I 1 l t A 1 Where did you you find those require Hon Judge skid to floor remain there praying to Japan Japanese se Idols of ot his ac acquaintance ac- ac Poor Miss san Kiku-san while whilo putting rubber boot bootin bootin bootin in his eye You have only danced dancel since Saturday yet you ou seem quite wore out Why should all al my partners take the pleasure out of Joy jor With those warmed words she ate atea a Frankfather sausages and changed her hEr stockings while dancing ing lag Then she dance under photo- photo box where Hon Photographer shoot her lwi o while 8 reporters dance around with wih the tho of her Life Lie Pretty she dance unI under un un- un- un I der ler del show bath en-bath dance through the I wetness and looking beautiful beautiful I ful as the dawn on a morning when it is raining hard I I In Hon lion Arthur Kick- Kick I were being dragged off by bytho bytho bytho tho corners of his legs i there Japanese manhood Are Ale no any more she This I my sportsman blood I I Here iere I are Miss san Kiku-san I I report Then bring a bottle botte of witch hazzle hazzle hazzle haz- haz i I come Iome on she The The II I next known I was in her arms I will wi now tell tel you Jou what happen I by bj rounds I First Six Hours Hour I felt tel no worse I I I than several everal I have enjoyed I T Two o Hours Later Later- Rubb witch j I hazzel Jours on my left legg she sho de deI deplore deplore de- de sofy I are too much of a I gentleman to help hell a alady lady thusly I That Afternoon Hon Police make makeI I rade Sensations You ou are under I i arres arrest for impersonating 2 Nutts I without a license Hon lon Police I J dance with wih us so we can all al keep i time i I In Jail Jai Wagon lIon Hon lon Sergeant I le There Is Smiles That Makes I You Happy while we to toI trott foxes Top of my spine broke I off trot and come como through my collar colar I I Ii I 1 i tuck it back and kepp on Miss Miss' san Kiku-san look very fresh for her face which did not i Arrival to Jail Jai lIon Hon lon Desk dance out with with for tor forus I Ius us to sign Behind lion Hon lon Bars all alIt murderers bootleggers bankers other residence Join in our happy I chemise Dance them up to I Court dib I lion Hon n. n Sergt and be I careful they do not stopp be because a Worlds World's Record might be destro de- de jl ed The ThE Courtroom It TV was as crowded Mr Ir Editor Edior All Sport Soci Society ty of Samurai Enjoyment Enjoyment En En- Club had bad good seats hOldIng holding hold hOld- I En ing watches S So up mane isle we I I I II I I I I I i I I l lI In tho the go no jang jang-jana Last Jast 3 a. a m. m morn my J 1 I I 1 i dance to high box box where Hon lion Judge I I i set looking very legal legal i Io o you ou mean say ho he ask I fro that these hese 2 poor people peo peo- I pie are compelled to dance without the least music We should not be I cruel to prisoners Send for PaI Pa- Pa I Shine his Sacks O 0 Phone So lon Hon Shine play tune tUlle to to- tore tore- re resemble resemble re- re Philadelphia Blues while I lion Hon lon Judge Juge took extended Bues look with wih i I his high powered face I faint twice 1 but Miss san Kiku-san hold me by hair I Iso so I will not die before she does I 1 Where did you find Those re- re quiro Cuire lion Hon Judge with Landis lon wih ex expression ex- ex re-I re i I In a fowl foW room where they been around to music for six II I 6 G days Yonna r report port Hon lon Pot PoI Po- Po I t lice I I Which is is' is the man and which is t the woman narrate Ills his Court Court- ship ourt-I ourt Tho The one with rubber boots are Female the they sa say sa f Hon Blue Blue- pants Have she danced for 6 days das She only stopp once to pick up 2 teeth narrate Hon lion Constable Hum Hon lon Judge said that II Have lae anybody eV ever r heard anything more tool fool I r have me e with dying breath What could be lution lIon lon Wm Vm Jenny Bryan on Evolution Evo Evo- Evo Hum report lion Hon lon Judge for encore I lOr did not think that folks like liko you could talk I suspected you ou and ran tan up trees tres There must be bo a prize of very very rich rich value offered to persons to make mke I then them dance C G years What is i it in this case A German Gerian silver ash tray Yonna Yon Yon- na flU report Miss Kiku san Jim hawling I I mE hack witla wih i That will be dib j His Ils Courtship Thirty days dAys' for tor I J YOI you on Shux Shur say sy y mv my Kiku while dancing done done- I fn ing away to ce cellar ar dept At this rates I am sin good for tor 40 Hoping you jou are the tho same Yours Yours truly TOGO Copyright 1923 U. 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