Salt Lake Telegram | 1923-04-12 | Page 7 | Tom Sim Says

ra-i ra Tom Sims 8 Says Say ys Two men married the same nurse In New i ew Jerse Jersey They both need one C An Alabama couple ha has two twenty children so every time the family goes out strangers think It Jt is a picnic People who eat in restaurants may be glad to learn a II cook cool was hurt when his stove stove- exploded ett In New York London women are wearing monocles mono mono- cle cles des proving untrue the belief bellet women are particular particular about about what they wear A new tunnel under tinder the Catskills I Is s eighteen malice long and would bo bl Ideal to pass through on a honey honey- moon While Dempsey Is hunting for a fight ho should be bo careful to find one he be wont won't lose Jose right away aY A new id Iden making rain has been advanced which may be merel merely a new I Idea for making money In Saskatchewan muskrats were wera caught this season much t to o muskrats' muskrats surprise and anti die dis gus gust t. t When a young joun l lady dy with a II com com- parlor all her own cant can't b ba bs e a June b bride de s she Isn't half alt trying The rookie pitchers who who pass tour four r balls bails too often will soon be stopping g before the three ball signs A movie kiss Is only emily a few tew feet fee t long Jons- unless It la Js in the audience A very long Jump was made by 1 a Chicago man who Jumped ball bail In 1912 2 and only recently landed in Jail 5 Two Quebec firemen answered a a. call in pajamas Luckily LucIdly it was a bi big ag g fire tIre and not a false alarm Jann Hudson Maxim is getting mixed u up p In in politics where his famous Maxim silencers are not used I Butterflies are breaking out all over ove r the new dresses reminding people o of ot f what birds of ot a feather do Fire destroyed six buildings at Cam Camp p Lee Is this an official move to satIsfY sat sat- the vets who vho have received n no o bonus One man was fined 50 for tor trying g to kiss his stenographer If It all aU th the e girls would report we could pay ou our r national debt Brotherly ties are the ties he lets let s jou you wear weir Too many people are huntin hunting g trouble Too few tew policemen are not