Salt Lake Telegram | 1923-04-11 | Page 7 | More Truth than Poetry

J 1 More Truth Than Poetry I I J 4 B By JAMES J. J MO MONTAGUE MONTAGU T AqUE A BRIGHT SUGGESTION I Professor II Ir C. C C C. Bumpus 1 ot of Boston 1 insists the British museum will that brought up to date elate nei popular till titi Jt it i Js Museums are wearisome places places- The l' l o objects J. J that th on BrI on view Bring never a smile to the faces r Of Ot the solemn e eyed ced ed crowds t No o wonder a Yankee that paa P n sS through professor J Believe Bev It make U U It If joll jolly wl old L London Lord bless a big e er hit A Would Jazz her er museum a bit J V The Are mummIes little relieved M ot of early Egyptians I 1 1 J of t their B By the recently posted Inscriptions gloom ft Of old iCing j But one tomb f t te e To put on a crocodile Wee dance jance With th girls from the Pharaoh sector The place would be filled with rom It n. n Th The same Is quite true of ot t the e pictures picture's By paint s Of ot glorious fame tame Their fIgures figure though fine tine are but fixtures That never get ou out of or pt the frame 1 Make cinema photographs of em emAn An Anti we Yankees do the Job And the ot of BIton would Joye em They would buy buyout out the house veZ eryL ft ci night L For s profound and I IAn pedantic An old style museum will do U But the lure qt th gay and S Suits the view With D nd in the And dances all on 11 ot of the floors U The old institution always U Draw crowds to bra brave bra e Albion's Albior sho shores s