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Show Will you Smile . . . A Considerate Debtor "That man with the bill is here again, sir." "Tell him ah tell him I've gone to the funeral of a rich relative rela-tive from whom I expect to receive re-ceive a lot of money. The poor devil has been here so many times I feel I ought to say something encouraging." I Beautiful But Dumb Miss Filmer (puzzled) A line in the script runs: "It seems I must do it, willy nilly." What's that mean?" Director That means it's a case of nolens volens. Miss Filmer "Oh!" His Favorite Gift Tommy That mouth organ you gave me for my birthday is easily the best present I've ever had, uncle. Uncle I'm glad to hear of that. Tommy Yes, mother gives me sixpence a week not to play it. Correct v Teacher What are the functions func-tions of the skin, Robert? Bobby Its chief one is to prevent pre-vent us from looking raw. No Insect There had been a rear-end collision. col-lision. One of the drivers climbed out in a fit of temper and trode up to a man standing on the sidewalk, side-walk, thinking him to be the other oth-er driver. "Say, were's your tail light?" he roared. The innocent bystander looked up at him. "What do you think I am, a blooming lightning bug?" |