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Show fl" --yfwtnimtr:- , .-A Pardon My Horns! News Of Interest To Red Devils Have you ever tried to guess about something which hasn't even happened yet? The Ag Club Ball hasn't been yet, and here I am trying try-ing to write about it. Then if I waited until after it happened so I could tell what everybody did, and wore, every body would moan, "Old Stuff." On the other hand, you have to be careful mentioning mention-ing names because people get mad. Then if you don't mention them they don't read your column. Ah, that vicious circle isn't a halo, son! The shingle cut is snaring some of our girls. Joyce Taylor and Gli-da Gli-da Packard are some of those who had theirs cut recently. Sometimes the first few days it's hard to manage then they catch on and all the girls want to cut their hair! "Spider Island" presented by the Speech Department with all its clever lighting and effects, was very popular. A competent and talented cast (Somebody ought to like that) gave it just the right acting and everybody was happy. Just call be Pollyanna. But I had to be nice, did you see that ax they kept throwing around? We were asking one of our girl friends how she liked a certain boy she had just gone out with for the first time. "Oh", she said, "He is the type you go out with and eat, drink, and be wary." Some one wisely replied, "Are you kicking kick-ing or quipping?" "Both", the former for-mer replied. With basketball season bearing down on us, the school is beginning begin-ning to get competition-conscious again. With LaRue Donithorne married, next on the list is Lee Frandsen and his Afton from San Bernardino. The crocheting-at- school hasn't gone into full swing like it did last year yet, but things haven't even begun yet. Just think, three more terms. Who knows, in that much time I might even improve im-prove my marks? I will now mention the name of a certain Vern Young. He doesn't does-n't fit in High School qualification but the little fellow wants his name mentioned, so why not? After all, I have space to fill. I asked him, "Any girl you'd like to have mentioned men-tioned too?" He blushed and his pal grinned and said, "Oh, just say her name's Straw . . ." Alright I did it. You can quit ganging up on me now. Junior High girla have a particular partic-ular attraction for George Kelly, Russel Martain, and Ronnie Roy-lance. Roy-lance. I would even go so far as to say that they have an attraction attrac-tion for the Junior high girls. After Af-ter all, turn about is fair play, all is fair in love and war, and if I don't stop this meandering I'm going to forget what I started out to talk about in the first place. " The other day (Everything happens hap-pens "the other day") somebody started flaunting a new word. "Ah, ah," somebody cautioned, "Take it easy, Miss Finley hasn't taught us that one yet." We read about the little boy last week that couldn't stop bleeding bleed-ing and needed a blood transfusion. transfus-ion. It reminded me of Milton Berle's wartime slogan to blood donors; if yau can't be a private, be a corpuscle. The other day, here we go again, an older lady stopped me on the street (No easy task) and said, "I really enjoy your column, it's wonderful to know what Junior does at school." Junior on the other hand was peeved and complained. com-plained. Which all goes to prove . . . . ah, yes, but does Junior WANT mother to know what goe?. on ? Mr Reese is planning to bring up this problem of catching up on shorthand in other classes. "It's not fair to anyone," he says. In a way, he's right .... Speaking of going, and I am, one girl gives the brush-off like so. "You'll go my way," she says, "You go . . ." Or "Don't go away mad . . . .just go away." I can take the hint. IMPY. |