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Show " SHORT AND SHARP. , I'bara an lota of eurioue folk In tiiie world. They enormre a TouDf lady Ut deTot three or four yeare to muete "bacauaa ahe may haT to UaK'h II eome day," but nearlect to encourax her to learn anyllif; of houeeerork, norar dieatiilnK that ah nay be a wife Bone day. "What do yoa krow about the prlaonerr, aaked the Jde. '! dual know nothla' 'bout kin, j,,lre. only be', bliroled." Blt otnd." aald bia boner,. "Vee, h." "What do yoa mean Ly biaoteo:" "Well, ledge," explained explain-ed the wltnaaa, ba knowi too much for one nlgga, and not null foe two." X flout real dent on Mapl atraet, wlioliaa Iwaa uuou lutnreatod la the cremation ayetem, yeatarday aakl to bl wife: "Wy dear, 1 wUU you to reuMuiber that when th Lord calla rue to niy reward, I de-air de-air to be creruaUxl, If a eu I table (uruac la aoceaalble." '', lo," replied bia rpouaa, ''but when the Lord oalla yuu, 1 think Ue will provide lb burning." A good itory la told of a Washington Wash-ington belle who la noted for her wlu Hliela Ilia daughter of a dia-tlnrubilied dia-tlnrubilied lude. and at a recent dinner party whj ted next lo a Kutlrnii. who bail racvully Jot ncaite tostun her Utber, mJ who took arcaalon to refer to him lu term anything hut complimentary. complimen-tary. An awful aauae In th oon vernation inOicatU that toraethlng was wrong, when he turned to the latly at hU aide and exprewaed a hope that the Judge wu no relation rela-tion at Itvtt. ixt t.i grrak auiuvw-ment auiuvw-ment of those preeent ahe replied: "Oh, no; only a connection of my mother'a by marriage." A laugh could not be prevented, and the gentleman came alowly tu the oon-cluRlou oon-cluRlou that the judge'a family waa toe much for him. |