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Show i 1: ic jz v 1 t 1 1: h. ; hi-'iii com I'laius of itiva"ioa I y a iv Ji':l (!" J'CtfctO bugs. I'-'-i'i-r f.il r ie.- in imitation of leather t-xcitiii much atteutiou. .v ;-;a,!i.-r hite the other day jiroveJ t.) a negro woman of Augusta, Ua. i. ever travel unless accompani- i 1 y h jn t poo'lle, of which .he is very i'i.e 1 . helur lu;s to look out lor ...'iiier otio the ir.arried man !'jr nu!iih-?r two. A man in Syracuse, New York, ate t'iftv h-mi'hs, wn a i'f-t, anil died all in ..:. d.a-. A ci!')!(-d man, aed -', now in Dela-v:irt.. Dela-v:irt.. is ..uuj t,( i,e living with hii lifth L Yorkers ilrink about in,nuO Is--- f o! ula water a day during the .'.njlilvr i-'.MSOU. rr.iine is bragging- of a matron, in ! i i-i-ventt'entli year, t tie mother of :"ui:r children. X- vi r he above your calling, or le afraid to jtj.pear dressed in accordance wi'.'i the t'liiness you are perforining. A 1 ota'.i c-neeliDg machine has been l'iviT;!.rt in Europe which peels six hundred pound.- of potatoes jier hour. Xaii.:!.iv bova at New Orleans cut l ho t'.'i! o!f cows in the Buburbs of lino' city, i,ad sell tlieni to the chignon-ni;i!:ers. chignon-ni;i!:ers. A I5;iiTalo commeroial editor, in his. of imports, notices the arrival of anoj.t.T hand-orau, with a soldier at-t. at-t. .-.'-.-i. A Utl'v. k; ly, enthusiastically prais-ii,;.' prais-ii,;.' her pony, exclaimed that ho was rt.il kv (.. as beautiful as att ojuuni revcr? .'. Li .-"i" kro I rancis Train says that the (hum' m the Constitution that all men are tntilkd to life, liberty and the pursuit pur-suit of happiness, should read life, linerty and the pursuit of Irishmen. Here Is tho pithiest sermon ever prettehtd: "Our ingress in life is naked ami hare; our progress through life is trouble and care; our egress out of it wo know not where; but, doing well here, we shall do well there." The latent btory from Paris ia that a workman, drinking with a companion, ofH-red to bet that he could kill him with a single blow of his ri.-t. The bet was a.-eepu-d, the l.dow dealt, and the man Jell dead. An indignant father in Columbus, Ohio, who attempted to trounce a school teacher recently for punishing his boy, found the teacher altogether too much for iii in . In fact, the father himself was soundly whipped. A Nashua (N. II.) Irishman, while being lowered into a deep well for cleansing purposes, the other day, when about half-way down got frightened, fright-ened, and shouted, "Let mo up, or I'll cut the rope!" Milwaukee is excited over a young horse iu that city, only six years old, who has made a mile iu one minute and eitrht necoudj. They expect with proper training, to get some ppeed out - f him. A French society of 'a hundred persons per-sons have each, by special agreement, boiiieathed their bodies to the diseect-in diseect-in room, to forward tlie progress of 1 ho science of anatomy. "When he shot at me the third time," s'iid a California teamster, "1 began to think he meant business, po I up with my rioe, and put a bullet through his iica.!." Indianapolis has eight colored medical medi-cal physicians, and one colored student in the medical college. A New Orleaus policeman named I'iHi'o drer-ed his wife in his uniform and placed her on his beat while he indulged in-dulged his I ibulous propensities elsewhere. else-where. "IViy," said a hurrying pedestrian to :i st ro t ;" mi n , "luny I imjuire where Kohin-'ou's drug store f?" "Yes, mister." mis-ter." "Well, where".'" rejoined the -.lit lei ii -it i ,i in pat iently. "'Don't know." :i ;i'i ( I ti-e urchin. li ni'i oi pickpockets hare a habit of . i i ;' jugglers and lire-eaters to b'.'iii U, eir performances in crowded thorou h r.:res, and thus attract crowds u v,;.. ,i light-iing'Ted gentry i"i:: ope! . '. .'. A V..: ' : m la ly recently jailed on her iniiii: .i t to inquire the cliaracter of a servant. The morality of the latter was i-eynnd questioning. "Hut is slie h(.ne'. '' e 1 tho lady. "I am not so cei'a::i of th it," rej iied tho milliner; "I have rent her to you with my bill a di --it".'. and the has never yet eivcu '-.. the : iency." The Louisville ( :nricr Journal says: " I'm- people of Chicago refuse to see 'The riaiiiaue of 1'igaro,' because the ;iiiugis tut!. -red to wind up without a nivoi c". To l e popular with them, a play n u - be true to life." A eorr :-sp(indjnt of the Ftra Journal sta'es tii:u for some seven years his chickeio- liave been kept free from lice hyttrc'.ving small branches or sprays ot c-viar about the heuery. l'revious to the u-e of this remedy they were badly ii f- ted. No whitewashing or other rneaus to expel vermin had been used. i j In I u.hiii -g a chimney put aquantity of salt i:.'i ti-e i :ortar with wliich the inter-cont.-e of brick is to bo laid. The eihet v.-til be that there will never be any ia eu.nulatioa of soot in the chim-i chim-i ty. The philosophy is thus stated: Toe sal t in the portion of mortar which ! t x .-ed abot hi moisture damp days, The soot thus becoming damp, falls down the lire-place. Our r"aders should prc-erve this Ltt!e piecj of valuable in-toruii-iion. The Chicago E-xnl,ig Ptt says: A p:ous lioston youth, emulous o; the tr-u!;:i ns of his Puritan ancestors icana-.-d to shut two little Jewish girl; iip ii: a wood-house, where he set f eoupn-of s v ;;e d. 'gs on them. It noaj by add. ,1 that t his outburstof Christiar tervor naiuruhy occurred on a Sunday Irthr,?. boy ljn't too good to be left ii this wicd wn-.i t, id iiearj 0f am of the-M Jay.-. |
