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Show ABOVE THE HULLABALOO SEN. BALDERDASH SAYS: frpHE NASTIEST SMELL strik-ing strik-ing the ears today is the weakling's squeal for SECURITY, a very unpatriotic sound to good American noses." The senator's nostrils curl from the stench of the lower income brackets, hut he inherits most of his haughty snarl from a long line of senators in his family. If you think a couple of generations in congress wouldn't curl your nostrils, you have no sense of smell. He boasts his patrician nose came over on the Mayflower, but it sniffs like it came on a cattle ship. "My intrepid ancestors who hewed and hawed this great nation from forest and mountain did not pamper themselves with SECURITY. SECURI-TY. More Americans should be put on prison road gangs breaking rock so they'd know how the pioneers felt carving a way through the wilderness." "Our average life span is a greedy 67 years, which we have attained through indulging our soft selves in medical care, nutrition and economic freedom. When these luxuries are unobtainable elsewhere, else-where, we go down on our weak knees and howl to' government for them. We all want to live unto senility." No wonder we are CRAWLING down the road to socialism, as the senator avers. According to his figures, fig-ures, . we are getting too old to walk. "The average life span 100 years ago " was a respectable 40 years. The sturdy pioneer died young because he dared face the Indian we cowardly moderns have stuck on a government plantation. When plague, starvation, poverty and other minor adversities hit the brave settler, did he run whining to Washington? No! He gnashed his teeth and died like flies. In these precarious times, we can do no less!" However, the senator thinks government gov-ernment should protect the poor from inflation. He recommends preempting pre-empting their small pay through taxation before inflation can take it. "Taxes provide a patriotic paradise para-dise in Washington for your representatives repre-sentatives and provide them means to protect you from the welfare that they enjoy. No representation without taxation!" |