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Show FOR WOMEN' ' j ONLY (Any man reading this does so at his own risk) GIRLS It's Leap Year What are you going to do about it? Here's just what you've been looking for, easy rules for Leap Year proposals, Guaranteed to get you a husband in less than three trials, or your money back (oh, yeah). Here they are: For best results, select a prospective prospect-ive victim dumb enough to not have the slightest idea what you're driving driv-ing at. (We've warned you) Work up confidence and "that nonchalant manner" by practicing before a mirror or perhaps by necking a parlor pillow. j While not essential, it is a swell idea to establish the "old fashioned" atmosphere by cooking up a "batch of home made taffy. Your victim will be too polite to refuse, and by the time you've gotten around to the proposal, he'll be too sick to say "no". (Enthusiastic users of our method say this one never fails). When he arrives, 30 minutes late, grab his hat and hide it, then tell him you simply "1-o-o-o-o-v-e" men who do unexpected things, and you adore waiting for him. (The hat business is the catch. Only a terr- ! rif ic shock would cause him to leave without it. In books they always grab their hat remember). Turn down all the lights and corner him on the divan. Give him a little while to soak up a little romantic ro-mantic feeling. (Now's the time to feed him the taffy). Tell him all the hooey you can-think can-think of about sunsets and moonlightand moon-lightand mountains by the sea a cottage in the hills a cozy breakfast break-fast nook ana baby makes three ... go on, wc started it. (If you read "True Stories" this will probably prob-ably last some time). Grab him around the neck and gaze "Soulfully" into his eyes. Register emotion .... or something. some-thing. (Don't go at this too vigorously, vigor-ously, or he'li think you've a fit) If you have carefully followed these rules, he wouldn't marry you if you were the Queen of Shcba, so grab his hand (and his hat) and ding him over to The Rivoli theater to sec Robert Montgomery and Joan Crawford j in the leap-year romantic hit "Let-ty "Let-ty Lynton". It's about two kids in love . . . and their game fight for happiness. Sunday and Monday. August 1-Hh and 15lh. P. S. Which is exactly what we wanted you to do when we started all this. |