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Show PROVOCATIONS j (Copyright, 1057) Howdy, fnlks! If Provo Bull-doffs Bull-doffs win Saturday, our paycheck pay-check will ho twins! And if the Bulldogs lose, our paycheck will say, "Salt Lake, here I come!" Suggestion to the Provo players: Take the anti-skid cleats off your shoes and put 'em on the ball. Ship me somewhere north of Provo With the fighting Bulldog gang, Where the huskies from our city Chew Panthers with tooth . and fang! Here lies the bones ' Of Hernum Mc Naliy; He yelled, "Kah, West High School!" At a Bulldog cheer rally! Mayor Thompson's crusade to burn all the pro-British books in the Chicago library has done some good. The people of Chicago have learned that they have a library. E. G. i- -r- Lives of rich men all remind us We can he a wealthy gent, And, departing, leave behind us Mining stock not worth a cent! Li'l Gee Gee says her sweetie is suffering from telephone hangnails. He just can't resist the temptation to stick his finger in every pay telephone he passes to see if the operator has inadvertently returned a nickel. ABAGAIL APPLESAUCE SAYS "There is no Armistice Day for married couples!" Lives there a wife with soul so dead Who never to her spouse hath said: "Who was that blonde you said you met? "An old, old friend? Ha! ha! I'll bet!" i sfc The new apple slogan, "Nibble a Napple," will be followed, we sadly fear, by the sogan "Mangel a Wur-zel." Wur-zel." Today's candidate for the Poison Ivy club is the gink who invented the collapsible card table which always al-ways collapses at the wrong time. & An Oregon hunter shot a friend, mistaking the glow of a cigar for the eye of a wild cat. It reminds of that time when Uncle Kitch Pix-ley Pix-ley shot the whiskers off Constable Seth Beardsley, mistaking him for a skunk. . Fido, don't go near that bis dog! j You'll get fleas! I Art Shannon. |
