Show NOT EXACTLY A BABY how a woman played a trick on a cable car conductor john dear some one ought to to that woman see ashes im not running this road besides its probably her own kid r well I 1 shall certainly inform the authorities its over 15 minutes that dear little thing had a breath of air wont you call the police of course this dialogue was furnished by husband and wife scene A cable car bound down town the character spoken of as that woman was a female of uncertain age and decided sternness she boarded the car at fifty ninth street in her arms she carried the it referred to man fashion as the kid tenderly almost to suffocation the woman hugged her charge not even the end of its tiny nose nor a wisp of baby hair peeped out from the folds of the long cloak the woman snuggled and cuddled the bundled child and never an infantile wail or a gasp for breath aroused the wondering passengers to action when the car reached thirty fourth street that woman still hugging her bundle leab the car the husband and wife followed tho car sped on safe on the sidewalk the woman paused chook tho folds cf the babaa cloak and deposited on the pavement a long eared wet nosed watery eyed spaniel that was all well john im beat said the wife sos the conductor and the company responded john she smuggled the beant and got the best of the company I 1 was smart enough to mind my own business come on mew york san |