| Show getting them up there is only one successful way of getting a man up early says a hotel clerk wo havo to send a boy to his door who will knock until ho hears and then tell him that there is a telegram for him that always brings a commercial man out at once and as goon as ho opens tho door for tho telegram we aust say sir it is ho will slam tho door shut with tho biggest sort of an oath and tear about the room as mad as a wild bull that wakes him up pretty thoroughly and ho comes down stairs lug KO sheepish that ho say a word we practice that deception every morning the other morning we adoo a man in that way after trying the boll repeatedly ho was mad at first but when ho came down stairs he said it would have cost him if ho had missed his train now S ork tribune |
