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Show WI TH T.H E IIU MOJLIbTS LATEST WORK OF THE PROFESSIONAL PROFES-SIONAL FUNMAKERS. One Man Who Admits He Regrets the Untimely Death of His Mother-in-Law The Cause of Woman loys of ' Flat Life. i Joys of Flat Life. ' "What time of night was it?" asked :the Judge, "when you heard the pistol ,hot?" - "Between 1:30 a. m. and 2," replied (the witness. ! "Have you a striking clock in the jhouse?" "No." "You tay you had retired early and ,the room was dark?" "Yes." "Then how do you know what time ,lt was?" "Because the people in the fiat labove had just run up the dumb (waiter to put their milk bottles on, iand the family in the flat below had Dot shaken their kitchen fire yet." |