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Show FOLLY AS IT FLIES JESTS AND JIBES AT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. Mrs. Younghusband Sure Her Cooking Cook-ing Was Not to Blame Was Anxious Anx-ious to Assure the Bear It Was a Case of Mistaken Identity. ' The Principle Applieo. "The reason why I quit shaving," said Rivers, "was that 1 figured up one day the amount of time it took. I used to spend a little over fifteen minutes every day of my life shaving shav-ing myself. I found that this used up ten or twelve working days every year, and I decided I simply couldn't afford the time." "Well," responded Brooks, "you spend at least half an hour three times a day eating your meals. That makes ten and a half hours a week. There are fifty-two weeks in a year. Ten and a half times fifty-two islet is-let me see is 546. Allowing eight hours to a working day you spend sixty-eight days or over two months, every year at your meals. Why don't you quit eating?" |