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Show M offlnam scams , 8IDE LIGHT8 ON INFORMATION. MYTHOLOGY. i the road to Lazyvllla why It can't be far away Where shadows Moser ho and still Sliow me "Slater, asked Mc'rpomene, art thou so gloomy?" And Idle sunbeams play. "Because,' said Calliope, who, la tier capacity aa the muse that pre- Vhere rustling haves are whlsperlnf off. aided over eloquence and epic poetry, And skies are mild and blue. s had done a hard days work at her And placid drift aloft. With nothing else to do. desk, reading manuscripts and firing them Into the waste basket, "I am op- Oh, Lazyvllles a dear old place; Its over Dreamland way; pressed by a foreboding that all my labors have gone for naught. 1 shall The route's not difficult to trace Upon a summer day. die utterly unknown, and ray name The nodding rose that blooms In state. will perish from the earth! The wild Powers on the hill, Alt generously Indicate Little did she think that the most The wav to l.azyvllle. diabolical and soul destroying Instru. Star. ment ever devised for the purposo of Washington torturing the ears of mankind would GRIM HUMOR. send her name screaming and tooting down the ages! Chicago Tribune. cloud-hank- Not 80 Bad. He's the most pestiferous little pup sir!" exclaimed the angry nolghbor; "and I tell you youve got to keep him at home, or I'll take a club to him the next time he comes over here and tramples my flower beds, and You dare to so much as shake your little finger at that dog of mine and I'll knock your bead off! shouted the other man. Who said anything about your dog? I mean that youngest boy of yours." "Oh, well, thats different. Ill give him a talking to, and whip him If he bothers you any more. Judge. In town, Rgady to Go the Limit "I have here, said the longhaired visitor, "a little poem on spring. "I never do have any luck. Now All right, said the editor, "leave IL I'll publish It. Nothing we cau a raging toothache has begun Just at do to spring will be too cruel, after ths moment that I was going to take the experience weve had thla year." my life, and the nearest dentist lives at least three leagues from here. Chicago Record-Herald- . HIS LAST Poor Jim! Aunt Luclndy was In deep distress oyer the loss of her son Jim, and a neighbor sought to console her, saying: "Dont grieve for him. Aunt Luclndy. He has gone to a land flowing with milk and honey. With a dismal countenance, the old darky replied: Tim never did like milk, an honey always made him sick. Llpplncott's Magazine. WI9H. Diacouraged. "Whats the matter with Bards-loigh- ? He looks discouraged. "He worked for three years on what he thought was going to be a luminous poem. Thecrltlca are publishing their reviews of It under the head of Light verse.' Chicago Reo-orHerald. d Doctor Have you any last wish? Patient Yes, I wish I had some other doctor. Smell It? "Where Is your automobile department? asked the man entering the big department store. "Follow your nose," replied the clerk near the door. Yonkera It Makes a Difference. "Who Is that large, fat, overdressed, pudgy woman In the box? asked the Sure stranger at the theater. "That? Why. that Is Mrs. Gottalot. "What's become of the living picYou know she is worth about 50 miltures' we used to see In vaudeville shows? lions, ' But the "Dead. Cleveland Leader. stranger had turned to the friend he had brought along and was TOO AWFUL TO CONTEMPLATE. whispering: "Do you see that plump lady In the box the one with the beautiful clothes and the diamonds? That Is the famous Mrs. Gottalot Judge. and" Discouraging News. Teast Dlmlzulu, the Zulu chief, has a graphophone with which be entertains his guests, and also an organ of English build on which be himself performs. Crlmsonbeak No wonder missionaries srs getting more scarce. Yonk-erStatesman. The copper output of Utah In June was 9,700,000 pounds. Interest In the new oil strike In Virgin valley, Utah, which has been made in (he last fortnight, has stirred oil men In the west to much enthusiasm. The damage to the Hannlpah mines, near Tonopuh, Nevada, by the recent fire was much less than at first reported. The damage will not exceed fl.000. The Little Florence of Goldfield one day last week transferred to a local mill 15,000 pounds of ore that Is valued at $10 per pound. The lease Is producing $25,000 a day. The rumor of a rich strike of ore In the new shaft of the I. C. Mining company, near Bellevue, Idaho, has been fully confirmed. A mill Is to be erected at the property at once. The Creole mine, close to the old Lincoln, In Beaver county, and which has been shut down for nearly twenty years, ha taken on new life and a carload of rich ore Is being taken out per week. One hundred and fifty American employees of the Arizona Copper companys smelter at Clifton, Arlz., are on strike for an increase of 50 cents a day In wages. They have been getting $3 a day. The values from the Nevada Fair-vierich streak ran in gold and silver as follow: Gold, .83 ounces; silver, 349.1 ounces; the second assayed 1.04 ounces gold, and 798.4 ounces silver to the ton. A Boston dispatch says buyers continue to fight present copper prices and demand another concession before they will enter the market generally. It would not be surprising if some of the Independent producers not affiliated with United Metals made further concessions In the hope of get ting business. The Daly West at Bark City has found a new body of ore on the 1,550-folevel, while in No. 9 stope Just above the 900-folevel a seven-foo- t vein has been discovered. Men have been put to work on the latter vein, after having been taken away from there two years ago, owing to apparent ground. t A contract for a tunnel has Just been let by the Nevada Hydraulic company at Tuscarora, Nev. This will do away with a long and expensive flume, expensive to build and expensive to keep In repair. Modem hydraulic machinery has been purchased, and the plant Is being rapidly put In shape for work. Amalgamated Copper has on Its books the names of more Individual shareholders than probably any other mining company In the world 18,000, with average holdings of sixty-fivshares each. Nlplssing Is next, with 90,000, averaging 134 Bhares each. Utah Consolidated la third, with 2,400, averaging 125 shares each. One of the biggest mining deals la the history of Colorado, which has been pending for a year or more. Is the sale of the leading mines on Quartz Hill to the Newhouse tunnel people. Upward of $5,000,000 Is These properties comprise the main portion of Quartz Hill and bav a combined record of more than non-payin- g 350-foo- e GREAT CHESS MASTER PEER LASKER, PLAYERS. PRESENT-DA- EMANUEL OF be la an ders on lntemperaance, ror stlmu-lant- a alcoholic as far as abstainer a good He enjoys Is concerned. own bis to according cigar, and, he usually smokes six cigars a more, but never less sometimes day, than this number. anIn habits and dress, like many Is exLasker Emanuel other genius, are not ceedingly careless. Clothes an Important factor In hla every-dawith life, and he prefers a soft shirt collar attached to anya 'Hls thing In the starched variety. wealth 'of black, curly hair is usually has unkempt, for while In repose he a habit of running hls hands. through lt. Hls luxuriant mustache Is con- Hit Aim Is to Make Came Most PopIs ular of Indoor Pastimes Simthe cf an Exponent ple Life. Orleans. Emanuel Lasker, New a the chess champion of the world, Is y turn-dow- genius. There Is more truth than poetry in recthis deduction of the man who Is world ognized throughout the civilized as the peer of all the masters of the present day, and yet withal a plain, German-Amerlca- every-da- y who n Is art of Scorn. "So your husband lost bis money on a race horse?" "No. answered young Mrs. Torklns. "He lost It on an animal he thought was a race horse. Lady (giving out tracts) I must confess that I cannot Imagine how you can appear In public In a costume like that ' Whatever would people think If I camo out like that? Young Lady I really dread to tbluk! Made Mad by Confinement. Bacon I aw a Henry S. Brice of Batten, Me., claims to have found a frog In a century-olbedpost which he d His Status. )oes your friend I Just met follow calling? a following. He's the aphone man at the theater.' lmore American. Jo; he calls She didn't Care, lay I call you Mabel? he asked heir second meeting, pretending e badly smitten. you wish to; but my name Is rude. Chicago Record Herald. recently cut up. Egbert I suppose, when released, the frog appeared to be hopping mad? Yonkers Statesman. Ths Advantage. The Optimist Surely It Is worth something to a man to 'tve In a country where he dare cull his soul hls own. The Pessimist Well, yes, I suppose he can get inure for It, a hen he comes tu sell it. Buck. Self Committed. One Indication. Mrs. Cutetly You never take ms "Do you think that Edith U much nywhere, while your friend 8lmpklns In love with Bub?" ala ays taking his wire to the the-ter- . "1 don't think she cares a snap for him.' Mr. Cutely (absently) I dare say; Why not?" wouldnt mind taking her myself. "I saw her eating young onions today. Milwaukee Sentinel. Among Newspaper Msn. on the Bugle Exclusive. bright Miss Ilobbs Is your washerwoman enmsn That paper Is no good. I particular? Mrs.' Snt bbs Particular! s on It once. Why, ihs Oh, well. It Improved after you left won't saeh for anybody but the best families! Deliolt Free Press. You kora Statesman. )ou know! $?,-28- e ei L l.pernju Sir cal In- Guthrie, Okla. Miss Kate Barnhard, of Oklahoma City, has received the Democratic nomination for the first iJllltf "OLD ABE" U the Trad, , k famoua CASK THKKhHkb I Be ha wltneaaed numemti, all oompeMn threahwa a. rl"' erowna the (ASK. Makr.l.V ct have a far. eealn. - 'eagle e;e keep away ahead of all Bole a renta for Bala 1 Twine. MoCornloX Machine!! SL1 K. A O. Plow,. Jiurcc bring J0O ,;ison '4 Cream Ba.laf, price. atari jrilie ft. J'M ieiJ 'jeofeat ' Wagon jsi tf f ,$ctM ;bicbii 'jdpeo; g atari & Machi JOTtfU jttbeii i Itm litre Leading Implement Dealers the Ail Utah toj iiffitdy- W George f- - Odell. General Muqer EMANUEL (Champion . Ogdtfi.ta Mcntftlitr, I iitmai the cf ANEW TRIUMPH World.) DOUBLE ment of provisions for compulsory education and the prevention of child labor. Both provisions were embodied In the constitution. MINT CHIEF TO HEAD THE! IASI LASKER. Chess-Playe- r - T .if fort) HottJtj at Salt LaK Idaho F olljt and IN OIP STSCNOTM, tea LOW fyeube iiniliji MAX! COST rsxioHT ictert n 'Jirtmet "jpeoplf ) to 'I of it itr be y idvt: 'jpria that iiofl Absolutely free from an? crndi nbiha Contain no tar oil. Inlilhbl. la mu effect. No injure to aheep or wool. Rqn no addition betidei water. No lediani stirring. Minot with cold water wtittlui h bracktab, alkali or salty. IT USK PERMITTf 0 In all 0FFICIU GIRL TO GET STATE OFFICE. Oklahoma Will Recognize Work In terest of Children. "A pleaae call or write. splcuous by the absence of any of the wax or grease used in the modern tonaorlal parlor. His dark eyes are keen and penetrating, and hls head under the wealth of curly black hair Is worth more than a passing glance. To see him seated at the chess table one would take him for an ordinary man, one who was simply playing for pastime, Instead of having mastered the game. Hls own deductions of how he defeated F. J. Marshall recently are Indeed interesting. "F. J. Marshall recently challenged me for the world's championship and I readily assented to meet him in a world. series of eight games, said Mr. LasIn following the simple life Emanuel ker. "I won all eight games because Lasker drinks a good deal of water, I outplayed him. I for the simple reason he has discov- him in strategy, and, although he is ered water has a. good taste and Is a a fine tactician, he never had suffihealthy drink. Smoking Is perhaps cient tactics at any stage of any game the only habit that he has that bor to win. CURE! MtXGIand LICE MUCH CHEArER INI--t C4TTU0IK TMN TOBCC0 MOW UQUIO BUR OR PIP LIME Off ND Pi SUtalM stake 130 gats, for Scab, oficnluttx I or 200 gala, for ticki, Itce.otc Can t gal 1.70,1 gal Caa SO, M jat btU 1 gal BANK. Director Roberts Quits Federal Job For Chicago Position. George E. Roberts, for seven years director of the mint, will be successor to the late James If. Eckels as president of the Commercial National bank. It has been officially announced that he will resign hls position under the government to take charge of the institution. This decision was reached after a conference In New York between Mr. Roberts and Franklin MacVeagh, chairman of the board of directors of the bank. Mr. Roberts Is one of the leading men of finance in the country. He Is the author of "Coin at School of Finance, a book which was written as a reply to "Coin's Finanelal Chicago. $10,000,000. s jibe C Ifor tny Item la REPHIWI WILIRL COOPER 17? Illlaolt IL, Chtcsga o vota aiancMaar oa t oaoaa Dr. 8. D. CILLfcTT, CeneralAf VIS SIXTH AVB.. SALT LAKICITf Your Watch 9 Worth Mor If It comet from a thorough liable Jewelry house. Ourgoodt reputation guaranteed by our lair dealing and successful Iwb Jtua ness extending through a century. I SALT LAKE CITY. m UTX, i Suffrage In Japan, la Japan erery male over 2! d ef Age and paying a direct tu yea ($5) In entitled to vote. h a .giboit jwhateY nee. Store,, rmp,, chess-playin- Emanuel Lasker has an aim and purpose as the champion chess player of the world, and that aim and purpose is to make the game not only as popular as It used to be In the time of Taul Morphy, but the great national indoor game of America, contending that on account of Its cleanness and Its wholesomeuess It Is entitled to such recognition. To this end he has not only edited for the past three years Laskers Chess Magazine, a national organ devoted to chess, but also edits weekly the chess column for two widely read papers. Love of mathematics was the cornerstone of his success as a chess player. A close student of mathematics since be mastered the rule of three, he has taught mathematics and received hla degree of doctor of philosophy at Erlangen, Bavaria, though like Julius Caesar, Napoleon Bonaparte and others, he prefers to be known as Emanuel Lasker, the world over, regardless of titles and degrees that have been conferred upon him. He was born in Germany in 1868 and has been a devotee of the chess game since he was 12 years of age, 18 years of which he has spent In mastering the game, and for 13 years of this time has been recognized as the chess champion of the 1 ;f;r 0 f end an exponent of the simple life, quiet, at retiring, yet cheerful and affable stua Is he withal And all times. yet dent, one who still carefully pursues the study of mathematics in all Its well branches, who is a strategist as as a tactician, which is the solution of the problem of bis being the master of masters of the present day In the d. Salt Lake men who recently Inspected the coal deposits In the Teton valley, Idaho, are enthusiastic about what, they saw. They claim that there Is more coal In the Teton valley than the Ilarrlman lines could bum In fifty years, and If the Oregon Short Line does not build a railroad Into the district the line will be built by private parties. The Htgginson lease has struck copt level, a per values. x On the winze Is being sunk on the vein and the values are Increasing rapidly, says the Goldfield News. A selected samstreak ple taken from a nineteen-incat the bottom of the winze assayed $302 gold, 52 ounces silver and 8 per cent copper. The entire face carries 4 per cent copper. The King Edward Mining company, of which Samled Newhouse Is president, operating In the Cobalt camp, has $100,000 Vorth of ore ready for the market This consists of 3,000 sucks, of which 400 to 500 contain first-clasore. running from 1,000 to 2.000 ounces to the. ton, and 800 to 1.000 sacks of second-clas- s ore averaging about 250 ounces to the tin. Calumet and Hecla Issues Its annual report for the year, showing net eamtngs of $11,297,390 and a surplus of over $7,000,000. The statement follows; Assets, cashnd copper, notes, bill! receivable, 7G8; development' fund, etc., $43. 145; Insurance fund, $953,810; total, $8,757,444; llabllltlea, drafts and bills payable, $1,728,502; total, $1,728,502; surplus, $7,028,942. mine Inspector J. A. Czlzek, of Idaho, saya It Is almost Impossible to secure miners enough to work the mines as desired, nearly all the companies being short of help. Mr. Czlzek states that the forces at the various mines are only about half large enough. The Berlin Lokal Anzetger has received a report from German Smith-wes- t Africa of ths discovery near the coast of Luderltt bay of rich deposits of copper ore. An expedition will soon leave Luderltz to continue prospecting. The newly found ore lies In a waterless region. A settlement has been reached of the question that was raised some weeks ago at Stiver City and DeLamar relative to wages of miners. The men made a request that an Increase of 25 cents all around he nrado, but have finally decided to continue work at the old scale. 7X. fig-ure- s, 230-foo- Told By ths Fact. Mrs. Church I met that little boy who lives next to you, yesterday. I could tell he was a good little boy, by his face. Mrs. Flatbush Oh, I suppose yesterday was one of the days he'd washed his face! Yonkers i INESSA NO MINING . to Sheepmen will be Interested kj that Dr. S. D. Clllett. for mW la the federal aervlce, has contra with Mr. Wm. Cooper and homa 8tata.) nepM h the to take lbJ charge facturera, terest in Utah and Nevada. of th 'J thing are expected Coopers Fulld Dip, which ' specially to meet the most ,l,t official requirement and be a pure and concentrated Poworld-renowne- MISS KATE BARNARD. (Girl Who Will Hold Offict in Okla- rr d sheep dip of 1 atate commissioner of charities and corrections without opposition. It Is quite possible also that her election may be as great a triumph aa her nomination; as there Is a strong movement among the Republicans to bring out no candidate In opposition to her, but to make her election unanimous, CE0RGE E. ROBERTS. In recognition of the work she has (Director of M.nt Who Will Head done for the children and the friendChicago Bank.) less ones of the new atate. Mias Rarnhard Is a native of Ne- School, and which upset the free braska, but has lived In Oklahoma for doctrines eontalned In that book 15 years, all of that time In Oklahoma He was publisher of the Fort Dodge City, and was educated at SL Joseph Messenger, at Fort Dodge. sll-v- academy there! She was employed In clerical eapncttles In the last two Oklahoma legislature, and out of 491 applicants, the received the appointment under Gov. Ferguson to represent Oklahoma at the 8L Loula exposition. She also organized the Relief and Emergency association among the society young women of Oklahoma City, Later her work waa given offlelai recognition by both the chamber of commerce and the Ministerial assocla tlon of that city, and she was plnced at the head of the Oklahoma City Provident association, a position which ahe atlll holds. When the constitutional convention waa In session In Oklahoma City she went before It and 'made a forceful and effective plea for the two thing tor which she wav laborlng--th- e enact- - 7ZS?: a 0Dd 8,1,1 18 ,h Dlttance to Fixed Star 1 clrtt'. possessing splendid will be sold at prices far btlo now paid for other "official" d'P1 wish Dr. Glllett success and f may secure a wide patronage firm's goods. rtion Ancient Writers on Poison lore, "polson-lehre,waa long called, wha consider bidden subject for many ageIn hls work "On Antidote,' that the only author who write of poison were logu. Morua, Mendeslu Hellodorua, of Athens, and . f' j Unfortunately, none treatises ! In existence. City Street Well Liberty street. In New Jo serlin IhGOOO f""r miles per and a quarter from that 'ike this: f years to rre,,'lr " out ai rinr hours. 9 ndnutcanOM,.3'15 which I, 3i r, COn'1 four and a r . therefoio Hf-n- ee 131 . . 1 ,h, nlficent, U, , 043.3(13 mil,.: . A ,P,'0,u1- u n",,n or l - are The " 24,946,717,- - ha been so known Rlnco the Before 4hl th revolution. Crown streot, which savored too much of royalty to ' trlots, no the name had to I kingly rule. , Auto Teste. "n London experimenters blood. th motoring enriches good sleep. The tests were those who ride, not to the B1 i J, ' j ft, , f5 |