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Show SV- HEN Prompt Courteous -- Telephone Service is what ; , everybody wants. Get it by using "The Phone that talks." ABSENCE. TT B ARB apart as east and west, My love and met Tween me and him I bve the best, There rolls the sea. The round back of the . world there Is; And all the ocean's i rj T Wasone NEXT-DOO- k VA Alaska-Yukon-Pacif- ic I I it And not a glance she gave mo aa 6he stood there, hanging clothea. With one old rorn-ou- t piece of cloth, night up against her 30th- 75 Mx September 3oth' - To Portland and Return i Tickets good via Los Angeles and Salt Lake City. Ask local agent or write Kenneth C. Kerr, D. P. A., Salt Lake City. It The Cheerful Grouch on Landladies. "Next to the mother-in-lajoke, and rivaling the grandmother who dies on a bupeball day, I abhor that old bit of facetiousness about landladies." Thus the Cheerful Grouch with a brow of fury and a sweet smile. "Why do 'we abuse the proprietor of the Why do we lampoon on all occasions ber who ought not to be expected to steak' for six dolfurnish porter-hous- e lars a week? Can we not And somebody to raise the voice in behalf of Mrs. Hashera? She Isn't half so black as she is painted, aiA even if she How were, there is every excuse. would any of us like to have every meal disturbed with fear of what Mr. Cross-Patcthinks of the meat? Or whether Miss Lanky likes the dessert? Maybe there aren't enough biscuits to go round, or the potatoes are scorched? In your own private home you can tell the good man or the children to eat light bread or go without potatoes if they object to a slight taste of the Empyreuma. But what can Mrs. Hashem do? If her boarders leave the rooms are empty and the rent goes on and she is unable to meet her rent, or Mr. Hornswoggle skips his board bill. Oh, there are a million annoyances attached to cook-I- n for other folks besides your own family. And If the landlady Is nervous, anxious, hysterical and "stingy to boot, be patient If she Is gossipy remember that you are her only and make her dally round. Above all, remember that if you don't like her you can keep house which every woman ought to do, anyhow." ? jj From All Stations in Utah Via Salt Lake Route : mine. And so It Is with most ot US, The Denudes everywhere We do not see; some trouble small. Home grVf Is hanging there., They're blind aa blind can be The folks who will pot see. SEATTLE, WASHINGTON September hanging out the was so close, I ween, The view she had not seen. Exposition $ J h Dr. C. O. SCOTT DENTIST Slogans 43- - Office Phone No. W. O. Croer Bids., Spanish Fork, Vtah " 10 TO It A.M. a TO 4 P.M. ASSIOtNCt NO. 4$. OPflOS NO. 4J-- Dil.fi. . Sewing Machine runs lighter than any other. . 1 OFFICE HOURS INO. PHONE . G. STOSDAP.D last longer, than any other. a ' IN W. O. CREER BUILDING UTAH . SPANISH FORK, . is more beautiful than any other. Dr. W. E. Warner Quarantine and Gtj Physician Office at City Drug Store Spanish Fork calls answered from Creer Bldg. Nipht Next to the Bell Telephone office. Wrrd. THE MILLS OF MAN. HE mills of God grind slowly, but They grind exceeding small." And though they grind with mystery. easier to operate ' than any other. ,ia They grind with Justice, all. But fast and long, and night and day. The mills ot man grind, grind alway. And Freedom Is the price we pay To mills of mart. snakes a more perfect ft. BoHaiaf Spanish Fork, Utah Residence ' . than any other. Dr. J. V. Hagan Office at World Drat . haf lest Titration , stitch than any other. '' at Jas. M. Creer's, Second Independent Phone 42-- 1. is the heat of all corn-lin- ed in one. "The mills of God grind slowly, but They grind exceeding - Dr. J. Fred Potter .' FREE SEWING MACHINE CO. .lC.AwJ!'Hr0-l--r Optician EYES TESTED GLASSES PROPERLY FITTED SOLD BY at Residence SPANISH FORK. Office Phone, Ind. 33-- ORAN LEWIS Teacher of PIANO, ORGAN AND THEORY OF MUSIC For particulnrs apply at the home of MRS. THOMAS CREER Johnson &. Braithwaite JESSE and Builders of Com plcte Homes Contractors ESTIMATES CIVEN FREE SAMUEL CORNABY NOTARY PUBLIC Money Loaned , Co-o- ATTOR N E Telephone tl X LORENZO THOMAS LAXATIVE TAILOR Block North ot Bank, R. M. JEX-FLORI- Spanish Fork, Utah ' I Put up a'amall amount of fruit at a time. The result Is more satisfactory, and in this wjiy the work ts done with leps fuss and feathers than when a whole day is consumed. Care in selecting the fruit ta Important; be sure to take it under, rath-"- r than over, ripe. Imperfect, cheap fruit is never nn economy. The most satisfactory way, if ono Is Pens Is ths origins! Itxstive con Eh syrup, Afraid of experiments, Hps in the con is ins no opiates, gently moves the way of ."kettle canning," bowels, carrying ths cold off through the Guaranteed to (ivs vhlch means merely stewing tho fruit nstursl channels, vlth an equnl amount of sugar and sautfaction or money refunded. uillng n hot cans or jura or glasses. COUGH SYRUP ST Fresh Flowers supplied for all ooca-lionFuneral tlttsigus kept on band and tilled to order. All kinds of Furniture Repaired. Residence two blocks North of Foundry Spanish Fokk, Utah In the mills that men control. ground the body, heart and soul. spirit crushed, we pay the toll mills of man. Jelly Tips. FASHIONABLE On But Are Our To r ry A. B. MORGAN, FKOVO those who stand, And balm for those who fall. j. rmn on Irrigated low !iitrer tpeclal op. lloos u( paniiil parmrnt Oflloe at retlilnace, ou. blue eat ot SPANISH KOKIC. UTAU. Katftt Building small," for And He has .wreaths Wooden Utensils. I In many of the modern kitchens, these utensils made of wood rolling-pin- , chopping bowl, bread board, etc. are being superceded by articles manSaturday ufactured from glass, marble and other nonflbrous materials. Dut In the of Each Week is majority of homes the kind are still on duty, and, Indeed, Butter Paper Day they are preferred by many housewives who are afraid of the danger from breaking glass or china. If yonr order is But it must be remembered that the chief drawback to tho wood is the placed before difficulty In keeping It absolutely clean. They are most unsanitary if that date your put away without a thorough investigation of every nook and crack in the paper will be wood those comfortable shelters for terms and decomposing food. Before ready Saturday putting the wooden utensil away, scrape it well and wash it in cold at 4 m. water. This latter is important, as the hot water opens the poors of the wood thus rendering it more susceptible to dirt. Scrape arm rub with the grain of the wood, and never put The Cough Syrup tliat away without drying well preferably rids the system of a cold on the back of the stove. A little salsoda In the water is a by acting as a cathartic on the precaution, and It la well to sanitary bowels Is remember that wooden bowls should never be placed on the shelf Miss Agnes Engberg E. 5. neighbor . V Daily R fine day, clothes. I called to her: "The day la One; ' You're happy. I suppose? LX It's lovely overhead." ' "I'd not observed, sne said. i - World Drug Co. By Harle Oren Cummins, S. B. AN OBSTRUCTED VIEW. I Utah Independent Telephone Co. A Discord in A Flat EMIT ' C7- And lakes profound, and Inland seas, Twixt him and me, 1T& J, U. Upiilucolt Co.) Mr. II. Nothing of the kind, Mrs. The Average Man (buttoning up his toat) Well, dear, I must be off. It's Medlar. I told her something In the first of the month, you know, and fun, and now she Insists on believing there's lots to do at the office. it, after I've explained It was only a The Highly Strung Woman (tender Joke. Mrs. M. (putting her arm around the ly) Poor old Jackets. Has to work like a slave all day, so his little wife Highly Strung Woman) What was It can wear the latest things in foulards. all about, dear? Mr. II. (Irritably) I don't see the The Av. M. Oh, by the way, I may our little have some comps. for the Ilollis to- necessity for rehearsing family squabbles before every caller. night.' Would you like to go? The II. S. W. Would I like to gol I'm going to dress for the theater. Why, you dear old boy, I should say I Will you be ready in half an hour, (Copyright, mys-terle- s; Tet there '!.., li -- i.i none In all So close aa he; My hearf-throb- s by , Edith? to his would. heart are whirled The Av. M. Don't plan too much on Continually. for I may not get the tickets. it, rem Ills on face; My faithful eyes The eyes of love hnve vanquished space, There'B an awful rush for seata. Though time and tldu drive on apace, The II. 6. W. How perfectly lovely! My love sees me,. But, Jack, dear, who's going to give rou the tickets? You haven't any Ills voice, at morning, noon and night, I ever hear. friends on the stage, have you? The sky and earth and sea' unite The Ar. M. Oh, I've lots of friends Mine to his ear. My thoughts are his, and his are mine. you've never heard anything about Good-by- , For Just, us two the heavens shine; dear. (He enters the elevator So close he seems yet. sweetheart mine. and The Highly Strung disappears. Come here! come here! Woman sits down and begins wonderTwo Fancy Summer Dishes. ing if Jack meant what he said, and if Asparagus ts extra dainty if served he really has a lot of friends on the with a Hollrndalse sauce to which is stage.) and added the juice of a a bit of finely grated orange peel. (Late afternoon. The Highly .Strung s For tho Hollandaise, put two ti Woman in the sitting room of the upof good vinegar into a pan with town, flat, reading the latest novel. The Average Man enters.) salt and pepper. Boll down to a Add to this two tablespoons Mrs. II. Back so soon, dear, and cold water and the yolks of two raw it's hardly five o'clock? Oh, did you Stir till thick, then add an get the tickets? eggs. ounce of butter, stirring it ofT tho lire Mr. II. Yes, there they are. (Hands till it melts. Let it reheat, and add her a small theatrical envelope.) gradually more butter, perhaps three Mrs. H. (tearing envelope open and ounces in all. Add a spoonful of waixamlning stubs). What luck! We're ter to keep it from turning. (This way down In D. You'll have to prom- Is an elaborate French recipe.) Strawberries are delicious served in a scooped out pineapple with dice of 1 the pineapple pulp, marinaded with a light wine and powdered sugar. Put frozen or whipped cream on top, after refilling the pineapple. . ' Mrs. H. I don't believe I'll go now, after your being so mean to me. I'll stay at home and cry my eyes out, probably. Mr. II. Don't talk such nonsense. I'll stop in for you when I'm ready. (He walks out) Mrs. M. Now, tell me all about it, dear. Mrs. H. (picking up the pass, which Mr. II. has left behind, and banding It to the Sympathetic Friend) There, that's the cause of the whole trouble. You look It over while I fix my hair and batbo my eyes. But I'm not going out with him unless he explains everything, ard is nice about It Who Is Kitty? Mrs. M. (reading). Mrs. II. (triumphantly). That's Just what I wanted to know. First he told me it was one of Hold's chorus girls, then, when he saw how I took it he tried to turn It off as a Joke. Mrs. M. I don't believe it was a joke, Edith. You know be did use to carry on dreadfully before you mar rlcd him. Mrs. II. (beginning to weep again). He said he never knew any chorua girls. Mrs.. M. Why, the' old hypocrite? That's what his father took him out of Harvard for. He used to chum with Aldy Armand, whose uncle ran the Tremont streot theater, and both the boys were behind the scenes threo or four times a week. Mr. Armana told Mrs. Spencer-M- rs. II. (hurriedly). Don't Emily. I can't bear it To think we've beea married only a year and a half, and Jack said that he'd rather have me go home than to have mother ' blood-orang- Hi ' .1MI Nuts or Meat. Nuts have an extraordinary food value; th'ey are the cheapest form of energy, and contain protein in abundance. For this reason they are a meat substitute, not an accessory. They should not be eaten as a wind-uto a hearty meal, except in very small quantities. There are many combinations of nuts which are both attractive and wholesome can be made into soups, sandwiches and salads, and are excellent taken with all kinds of fruit. The oil in the nut combines readily with the acid. Salt should be eaten freely with come here. M. Mrs. The (sympathetically). brute! Mrs. H. (sobbing). exactly a bru bru-brut- understand "I Never Knew Any Chorus Girls." Ice, Jack, not to make goo goo eyea at any of the chorus girls, for we'll be row. almost In the Mr. H. You seem to forget that I'm "THE TALCUM POWDER." out of college now, and that I have become a sedate old married man of n-- n E WALKED into a grand 29. Whewl but I'm tired. (Throws cafe, on the couch; she picks Said he: "Bring on your himself down which accompanies the the up pass eats; The mortgages are paid; stub and reads the following:) corn's rlx; HOLLIS THEATER. I'm In for lots of treats." Pass Two Kit The waiter brought a On account of.... menu card. J. RICH, Manager. Which he before him Not good on Saturdays or Holidays. flaunted Mrs. II. (reading aloud) On ac"Just bring me some o' this." he said. count of Kit Who on earth ts this By French words nothKitty, Jack? ing daunted. Mr. II. (foolishly trying to Joke with "This" proved to be po- a highly strung woman) Why, that's tatoes; so one of tho 40,000 chorus girls. I used He ordered some of to know ber before I met you and re"that," formed. Potatoes, too Surrounded by Potatoes there he satl Mrs. II. (excitedly) You don't mean It, Jack, do you? You don't know any And then he asked for strawberries; of those horrid creatures; tell me They served him In a trice. With cream and powdered sugar, too, were just trying to plague me. you But this did not sufllce. Mr, II. (soothingly) Of course I For Reub got up and walked away, was Joking. Don't get so excited, my Loud grew his tone and louder, You fly up like a dear. Said he: "Why do you bring me fruit. I never knew any chorus girls. All doped with talcum powder?" Mrs. II. You did, too. Mrs. Medlar Brandled Peaches. me so the other day, and she told ' There Is no preserved fruit which knew you before you ever saw me. so well repays the time and trouble Ehe says you used to be a regular of its preparation. Brandled peaches rounder. Jack. "go" well with any meal a simple D Mrs. Mr. II. (energetically) luncheon, a light supper or elaborate Modler and her continued meddling. If dinner. They may be served as a side- - any woman were ever well named, dish with game or meat, or. whipped It's she. cream being added, they mako a deli Mrs. II. Now, don't get profane, cious and uncommon dessert. Jack. There's no need of losing your Selctt large, perfect peaches, place temper about It. I'm beginning to bein a colander, carefully, and steam lieve you know some girl In the troupe gently until hot through. Then peel and that's where you got those and drop into hot syrup to rook a few moments. Do not let them get mushy. I told you I Mr. II. (impatiently) Do not stir them. Put them away in was only fooling. Besides, chorus girls large, jars that they don't have tickets to give away. They may not be broken, and pour over never give away anything. But bethem any rich syrup flavored with lieve whatever that gossiping old hen brandy to taste. tells you. I don't know that it makes much difference. The Clever Goose. Mrs. II. (on the verge of tears) In social A lesson economy can be Jack, how can you say such horWhy, learned from tho goose. The letter me! Of course, it makes V which they form In flight has Its rid things to In the world. You difference all the origin in an Instinct of mutual aid. know if I really did believe it I'd go of the stroke rear birds Every wing drives a strong current of air for back to mother Mr. II. (thoroughly exasperated) ward, which helps to force the air Well, that would be plcasanter for me lenders. on the pressure than having your mother conio here. Perhaps we can gain a lesson in the (The Highly Strung Woman begins to value of mutual help In the world's At the same time the maid weep. work In tho importance of effort to Mrs. Medlar, who has run In in ushers make the burdens of life easier for flat below.) the backward and the slow. But if from tho Mrs. II. Emily! It has no strong moral lcsHon, it may, Mr. II. D n! at least, give us a bettor opinion of Mrs. M. Why, Edith, what on the scientific knowledge and eponomle Justice of the much despised goose.' II. (tearful'y) Jack's ,boen cross to me again, that's all. I suppose I ought to get used to It, but In hot weather they are nourishing substitute for heart7 foods, but remember to eat sparingly when meat Is used. bald-heade- d .ill it sky-rock- complt-mentarle- open-mouthe- d 1 can't s. Jack isn't but he doesn't wom I wouldn't wom-wome- let my husband say anything like that to me. Why. I wonder what she it's outrageous! looks like? She's probably a bleached blonde. Mrs. II. (hysterically). I know what she'd look like If I had ber here now. I'm not going with him anyway. Will you stay with me this evening, Emily, and comfort me? Mrs. M. Of course I will, you poor, abused dear. (The Highly Strung Woman rests her head on the Sympathetic Friend's shoulder and weeps copiously. Tbt Average Man knocks lightly on tho door, and enters attired in a ' dress suit). Mr. II. (after an awkward pause). Well, Edith, have you come to your senses yet? and I'm not coming Mrs. II. to I mean, I'm not going to Bee any of your old college friends. Mr. II. (aside in great disgust). What foolishness! (Aloud): Come, dear, don't make such a spectacle of yourself. Your nose Is gutting all red and blotched. Mrs. M. (under her breath) What a monster! Mrs. Mr. II. (hearing the remark) Medlar (by name and disposition), I think perhaps I had better make an explanation, since you have brought this little misunderstanding of ours to such a climax. It all began by the wording of that pass, which I set you have appropriated. Merely In fun I said it was given to me by a cro-ru- s girl I used to know. Now, common sense ought to teach any woman that If such bad been the case I wouldn't have told my wife. The Kit on that card Is the abbreviation for Frank Kitson, press representative for You know him yourself, the Hollls. Mrs. Medlar, and you also know that be and I have been friends for years. Now, I don't want to be inhospitable, but I think Edith and I can settle this better If we are alone for a few minutes. Mrs. M. (highly Indignant) Mr. Hornung, you will never have the opportunity of insulting me in this flat ogaln. I will tell my husband what you hnve said this very night. Good-by- , Edith, dear. (The Sympathetic Friend stalks out of the room. The Highly Strung Woman throws her arms around the Average Man in a moist but affectionate embrace.) Mrs. II. You were right, dear, It was all her fault She stirred me up, as she always docs, and she is a meddling old thing. But you ought to hnve told me in tho first place that Kit wasn't a Kitty. Oh heavens! (Catching sight of her face In the glass.) My nose is a sight Wait minute and I'll fix it (She runs to s her chiffonnlcre and manipulates white, puffy thing for a few minutes, then puts on her hat and comes back to him.) "I'm all right now, Jackets. Kiss me, and toll me whore we're g Ing to dinner. Mrs. M. nuts. N-n- t, N-n- |