Show r I a r 311 MS I cTJ1Lc5 VERY SYMPATHETIC rI Ciij rather parsimonious gontleman of of tJy j got the better some acquaintances who were contln i t pestering him about his nig I t Elncss Goaded to desperation rte I 1 IJ Btelr taunts ho one day Invited detractors to a dinner When 1 jnade their appearance they were = = plY astonished at tho rangnincenco she treat provided Apologies were Jercd and the miserly Individual mil complimented as well J I soW gentlemen said the host in acknowledging their compll its you have put my liberality to tjtl am going to try your generos I know a poor man who Is very h In need of financial help through I iffard circumstances and I proto I pro-to raise a subscription on his i if 1 See I commence tho list i ten shillings Will you help eedlcsa to say everyone sub I ted liberally as no one cared to thought more close ulsted than the f who when ho had collected all gooey coolly said fl thank you gentlemen for your Apathy and now I think wo aro j You havo paid both for your I jand e your dinner It was I whored who-red the money r |