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Show - -- rzrTi PROMISE MADE OF MINISTER'S A Therefore Caller Could Only . CONSTIPATION forget in tints what you pay for a watch, pl.ct of Jawelry or liver, but you will nevtr forget whether It It satisfactory or not It It with you alwaya. We made You may rr. donish,- ; UKibiimu a I that ft aure "Mr. Mannerlng,' the For the investor at the new town of Pingree, Idaho, to be opened about the middle of June. The drawing for town lots will take plat . yean "For v have own tlm of constipation "7 vimto, ' I boy uti "No, said the visitor, laughing i don't believe I can.' " 'Well, I can,' said the boy. here.' "And he stood on his head vn neatly In the corner. "'Ha, ha!' laughed Mr. Mannerlng And who taught you that?' "The urchin frowned. " 'Sister,' he said, 'told me I mU never telL' " I)f' syrup unurcn, ral part; - said an English 'can you stand on your head? ivpain. have bwn buying yars. f.,r twenty K. A. Kemp Rr. Klinif Buni of Ind., Conthe Indiana ference of tne let M "The countess of Cardigan , j.,.7 tells of a young man who lng tea with a beautiful girl when W 1lla hrnthop allnnoit Intn k. r h il d y &ow.ir. Dr. W. B. Caldwell A hla niOM ture on the package Mua. Ir. Caldwell'. Very Fishy. She was a fisherman's daughter, the By certainly recom- - wore her hair In a net, and she pr ana nem i i.vmw.- -. fcrred love In a piscatorial war " "My love," he whispered, "you B0H If there Usnytb first 'place' in my heart! Although j flounder' about in expressing myaelf, nu nerW used th a remedy - my 'sole' wish is that you will Ur to try . aend your anarr 'TcaldwelCal me from becoming a 'crabbed' 0I4 SET f Bldg? Montle.llc, III. bachelor. I shall stick to you clout Caldwell than a 'limpet,' from you a 'wlnkir BACK TO THE WORLD. be the road to guide me. Together we will 'sxate- over tire s rocks.' 114 when I look at your hand beside m I shall say to myself: 'Fortune vii mine when I put 'herring there!" And then the lady dropped her eyta in sweet confusion, and murmured: .b Pn.I Vn :;::;: ."tMaae, AT rw "His rest shall be glorious." Isaiah xl, And it will be a fair, open chance for everyone. X No favorites. X No earl birds. All open and at the tame time. I wonder if, 10. AU "Pass the salt" where the soldiers rest. In the last long sleep of all, At the inn which only holds one that narrow, silent hall I wonder if they can hear today Write today to W. II. Scott, Manager Pingree Townolte Co., Pingree, Idaho, for full particular!. OPPORTUNITY I guest-- In 1 the children as they come, stander. wonder if, where they fare afar, They can --see the flag that flies With the glory gleam of the stripe and star too, if they hear us tell r wonder, In the tones of love and How they lived for Through Passenger and Freight Service between Salt Lake City, lw Aaaoaaetmanl ol Summer Kicatiioa lh le lat atlnciail clIlM ol Ctlllofala a Cow will b aidt la trw Urt. Call at Cur TlckM Ollua, la Mua SirtM. lol kirtki, aatilcuUia, ol Mint aadtralcaca. Cod rest them well! for fought and felli a country's trust And a country's hope and fame Are shrined for aye in their hallowed dust And surround each soldier's name! J. H. Manderfield .o. r.kt.K Ukt CUT. MM. IIS. If today they come And can see the hearts of us Beat glad in tune with the throbbing drum, Then their rest is glorious. God rest them well! iiTlrinliy Una Rubber Trp Oiitllta ami aiipplira In it nek Mail onlpm mrlw prouii't attention. ALT tAKI STAMP CO., Salt Lake City fSJtlVrn I LU Itiilia MEN AND WOMEN In Learn BarberTraite In fcicht vfk. I Tuiilun, wltn art ol toola, .A. 'With partial art of Inula, Hi. With your own -. AdiirvM moiar naroer Snola 13 unmiitprviml wm, nan Ulan. i.eiur. us, how they How they marched away and died; If they do not gaze with their happy eyes, And their rest is not more sweet When the mellow songs of the bugle rise And the drums serenely beat I.oi Angeles and all points in Southern California, Ooldfietd and Tonopah, Nevada, will be resumed via The Salt l ake Route not later than June 15, 1910. i i ui; i r pride. litmus Editor We've lost another poet Assistant What was the trouble, As it flutters in the shiest If they may not looK bacK to us today While the trumpet calls resound, And the lily white and the rose we lay On the myrtle covered mound. Announcement fCX0l lead? Editor No; he got back his old Job In the department store. 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Kiiui.licitT. jUruu eardat uuoe fur vur tuiu Thr uwtt b.,U..t. latimallonil Intlltuta of Hulc,9S RtlhA Dipt 125.KwTrt.O Belle Nelle Uelle ft 1 game of cards. Poor fellow!" one ol sighed. "They say it it hadn't been for his wife be would liave filled a drunkard's grave." "Ah, res," said Mr. Shonta. with a faint smile; "she did have htm ere enated. didn't she?" St. Louis Glob "Poor fellow! .he gentlemen Democrat.' It Does. Uncle Josh Don't it Bay In the declaration that a just government derives Its power from the consent of Gio governed? Uncle Silas Yes; and It do beat verythlng what the governed will consent to. Brooklyn Lite. 'v "So your ion In London Is a dl rector at the stores. That's a very responsible position." "Yes sir; 'e "as to direct the cus Corners what get lost," Tattler. I A Horse on Murphy. one of the last races run at "At Monmouth park," said Phil Daly, Jr. the other day, "there was among other Worses which started for the plate a Charlie gelding called Botberam. Murphy, taking a fancy to the name 'fcetted large odds In his favor. To 'ward the conclusion of the race his favorite happened to be In the rear of .all, on which Murphy exclaimed: "Ah, by Jabers! There he Is! See ftow he drives them all before him Uotheram forever!" Ullzaboth Jour al Tor Infanta and Chlldreo I (Coprriiht. tgta. b W. G. Chapman) w w finally stopped near him and watched him. Chop-chohe kept right on didn't seem to see me. "Then 1 said to him: 'Partner, look here; see my shirt. I'm lookin' You don't know for another one. where I could get one, do you?' "He had stopped as I started to iT was Just after the battle speak and when I finished he raised of Shlloh that William C. 1 11 Phlpi's mot the man who was to live and has lived ever since in his memory Jalsv as "bis silent partner," ' saya the Indianapolis Star. litre is the story as Mr. Phipps tells t: "Somewhere that man is probably living today he was hale and hearty I don't know him and appearing. never did know his name, but I'll bet be Is the big man of the community where he lives. I'll bet every person that knows him is bis friend. "You see, It happened like this: After the fight at Shlloh most of the boys or a good many of them at least had lost all they had In the way of equipment, extra clothes and such things. A good many were wounded. I was wearing a bloody, his ax 'way up and sank It Into the torn shirt and I wanted another log. He let it stick there, ripped off wanted it bad. too. I went out to his coat, threw It down 'and peeled forage for It. I hadn't left camp very off his shirt. He tossed It to me and far behind when I saw a fellow chop- put his coat back on, grabbed his az He never ping on a log getting firewood, evi- and went on chopping. dently. I started toward him and he opened his mouth never ao much as chopping on. I got closer and grunted i p SOLDIER GOT HIS SHIRT II II k-- i "Did I take that shirt? Well, 1 guess I did. That fellow was mv si lent partner, and he is yet. No, I never met him again. I looked back as I started for camp and he didn't seem to hear me when I thanked him. Just kept chopping on that log chop. cnop. Mr. Phipps has a peculiar distinction. He has a grave on the Shlloh battle field which for a time wan marked with a rough slab bearing his name ana tne number of his regb ment. Comrades nicked tin th tllated form of a man they believed to te Dim and burled It after the hat tie, to the surprise of the soldier who passed and saw the slab thrust Into the mound. It wa. near the spot where he had been wounded and, too wean to correct the mistake, Mr. Phipps says, he looked at it silently a tew moments ana passed on. Short. But Imoreaalu Here Is the tersest Memorial sermon that was ever preached. A Kansas old soldier was asked the other day for an early day Kansas Memorial reminiscence. Tell me something that has heart and color in It he was asked. "Oh. I don't remember any," he answered "I might if I tho : t it over. Just the other day I was ilg 0ver the roster of my post Thwe are tlli twenty-fivmembers. Thlrtysev members are out in the graveyard H & 1 1 fA'j A mr:.:a k 8 i J Sii 7 : At rAUrti The Kind You Have .n ! 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