Show 1flliIIe < o > o > NlL l1 f lJ WILBUR D NESBIT 1 oqV D ores aonl v o ort 6 r1 010 01 o r I 1 1 h I i I I I I jll My Pop when he ROCS to his work lie lets me jo with him part way Hell catch the street car with a jerk An call Ooodby an then Ill stay HlRlit on the corner till I seeThe see-The street car turn way oft somewhere some-where An think of what he says to me Sometimes Well take life share and share Cause you and l me are pnrdners Jim An 1 couldnt do without him An ho Couldnt do without me You sec were all there Is Just Pop An me thats all there Is of us HP Bays thats why wo mustnt stop Our Rood limps long enouRh to fuss Or scold each other hut well jut HaQ all our Rood times shame and share Well eat our cake or pat our crust An always have a crumb to spire He sn > s to them thats worse off Jim Vn 1 couldnt do without him An he Couldnt do without me No matter If hes tired at night Hes got the time to sing to meAn me-An see how well I rend an write Or mebbe If Its pleasant ho Will take mo on a trolley ride Or to n show or to tho park An hug mo close up to hit side When we ride home way after dark An hell say Good old pardner Jim IAn I-An I couldnt do without him An he Couldnt do without me My mas In Heaven sho went there So long ago that I forget About her cept her pretty hnlr An soft white hands that used to pet Me like my Pop does now An so Sometimes I think when my Pa ROCS To heaven hell wnlt In the glow Before the gate they never close IAn I-An tell tho angels Walt for Jim Cause I couldnt do without him I An he Couldnt do without meAt I j pAt p-At the Mlnctrels I has a conundrum to propose this evening says Mr Bones to Mr Tambo after the semicircle hits seated Itself Proceed with your pronunclnmen to suggests Mr Tambo What Is the difference between a man who compresses dried grass lute rectangular solidity and one who calls to tho ruler of Algiers That sir replies Tambo Is easy The one has to feed the press and tho other has to press the fee Not yet One bunches the hay and the other hunches tho hey Almost but not quite One binds tho fodder and the other finds the bother Come again Onosay what Is the answer One bales the hay and tho other halls the bey During tho uproar which ensues the Interlocutor steps gracefully to the footlights and announces that Mr Perclval Bustthroto will render Her Faco May Bo Filled with Freckles But Her Heart Is Full of Joy Little Henrys Memoranda I have given ton cents to help buy a present for my teacher If hare Is I any gratltood In tho human breast she will stop asking mo whar is the cappltlo of Nevadda Ma says the trubble is as soon as she solves tho servant problem by leeching a girl how to cook the foot thing has to get rnarrid Unkol Bill says the nicest Christmas Christ-mas gift to give old man Jones that If always talking about his rheumatism would bo a bran new set of slmptoms Missus flatters daughter died last week and pa aa > 8 she otto be glad to escape the weddln present and Christmas gift trnbblo both at once My sister says tho girl that wants to organize a worriers athletic club Is lust agitating It bPcanso she thinks the looks onto in blurncrs Going SomeHow Some-How fast did his airship travel sits the Interested Individual It made the last mile In less than i minute You dont say Yes That was the mile It Jropped |