Show 7 k 1BI r uw 2 M = rT l1 W > 1I > n 0 f 1 fJ 1 2oI1Jt 6 r > 1 Wt > rt i U I JI1 I ° tfrnQJ1f6 J OL I I HOW IT AFFECTED HIM The rain which had como suddenly and unexpectedly wan falling In torrents tor-rents Among the persons who hail taken shelter under a friendly awning was a fashionably dressed woman I beg your pardon madam said a plainly attired man considerably past middle ago stepping up to her and lifting his hat but I want to offer you my sincere thanks What do yon mean 81r1 sho said Thanks for what I never expected to see It again ho went on with tears in his eyes It has been nearly 30 years since Since what Hlr1 What are you talking about Pardon my emotion madam but I used to live In Sat Lake City and I have nothing to do with Salt Lake City air I never was thero In my life But I was That was my home for many years And when I saw When you saw what That lint of yours madauiY It brought back the old thrill I Its an exact reproduction of the great Mormon Mor-mon tttbcrmiclo which my eyes have been aching through all tile tfenry rears to see alien more before 1 die My longing has been satisfied at lust and I thank you from the bottom of a grateful hnirt Again lifting his hat ho stooped forth Into thu pouring rain and strode rapidly down the street wiping his eyes as ho walked IN THE JUNGLE STORE t u ltVxa y D LJ l d Giraffe Id like n collar pleaso MonkYoull find the stovepipes on tho next floor down All In the Name Mme De la Mode has a great deal of assurance to call her place for debutantes deb-utantes outfits a perfect model of stylesWhy Why so Arent her fittings simply sim-ply superb Perhaps they are but hers Is really real-ly a miss fit establishment The Mean Man During our courtship protested his wife yon declared thero was nothing too good for mo and now you wont even buy me a new hat That my dear replied her husband hus-band Is because there Is nothing In the hat line good enough for you Marked Advances DoYonng hear you and your young wife are on tho outs Oldgold Yes DeYoung Havent you made any advance toward a reconciliation Oldsold Oh yes Ive made an advance ad-vance of several thousand dollars UNJUST t Jl Dear dear this Is too bad And mo a vegetarian too Appropriate Hoothby Ah mo boy well met And what have yon been playing of Into Iushitigtoti Ive been out with a tank drama Hoothby Melodrama eh What part did you play Lushlngton Tho tank That Kind One thing I like about Thank > glv lug day It has nothing to do with politics Dont know about that It is responsible re-sponsible for fresh disturbances in turkey and an unusual showing in china Facts In the Case Her Mother Mabel dear do you ever feel timid about asking your husband hus-band for money Tho Bride No indeed mamma but ho seems to bo rather timid about giving giv-ing it to me New One Stubbb Ill have to keep my eyo on Bllklns Ho sent mo a feminine threat Ponn And what In the world Is a feminine threat Stubb Why a veiled one CONVINCED MIMuh Politician Wlmn you nmilo a speck I iiseter coutiln undcrstnn JcV whut you tried to tench Hut now I Itctch do urKument Yous tryln to pursue Do moral dot you pInts Is ills Wed better vote Colt out ou-t ilunno bout lat tariff Hut Its done Rot mo skynrt De trust Is Rlncter Bet me too nr oiK c It makes n start Dar aln nobody Vcp yohsaf Dat Knows jcs what to do Ycih joasonln Is plain ns day 1s elnetcr vote tot you HIS VIEWPOINT n rs f f n on 1UUlJLfL tii luuuu 1f1 l 1 II J 1 Thomas Catt on first seeing a dromedary Great Scott old man what have you got your back up about Just the Man StubQueer accident happened to Dubbins Penn You dont say Stubb Yes while bookkeeping he strained his eyes too much and now every time he looks at a row of figures fig-ures they seem double Penn Sorry to hoar that Guess hes out of work eh Stubb Oh no the gas < ompany gave him a Job to read their meters Doubtful Indeed Uodrlck In a press dispatch I read about PresidentTaft whirling around In Teddys old easy chair and enjoying enjoy-Ing a few moments of rest Van Albert In Teddys chair 1 doubt It Hodrlck You doubt the strength ol tho story Van AlbertNo I doubt the strength of the chair SO USEFUL c v o n Qj Grandpa And why is geography your favorite study Willie AVilllc Well you see grandpa the geography is so big that when youve got It in front of you the teacher cant see what youre doing J In Our Boarding House Why do the Newlyweds talk sc much about going to housekeeping If they want to go why dont they go Its a scheme to scare the landlady Notice how they now get the best sections sec-tions of the chicken Not a Bromide She f era to get married Yes I think so The strange thing about this is thai the person to whom this remark was addressed didnt como back with the bromide Well most everybody is It All Depends At what ago do you think most whets the appetite Depends on tho Individual In thE case of old Heddy I think the age which most whets his appetite is some extra dry vintage Too Canine I dont think their constant association associa-tion with the canine species has done much for that couple fn what way lIe has such a dogged manner and she makes such biting remarks A CRITICISM Ir t r I 1 Q r e I Parrot Say friend you have a most remarkable ear bet I cant say muck for your voice |