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Show I "What did leiE 7V2SERIAL STORY MfflAM LITTLE CURES THE BROWN JUG Med to the Lonj? List due to This Famous Remedy. Oronopo, Mo." I was simply a ner. not walk across wreck. I could lout the door without my heart fluttering and I could not even receive a letter. Every month I had such a bearing down sensation, as If the lower parts would fall out Lydia E. llnkhara's Vegeta ble Compound has done my nerves a irreat deal of Rood lint fll'inn'licTril Lie Wari riur down. I recommended it to some friends and two oi thera have been jrrcatly benefited by it" ilra. IUr McKnight, OronfiK". i nil Another ratcful Wonnn St. Louis, Ho. "I was bothered terribly with a fcmalo weakness and had backacho, bearing down pains and litis In lower parts. 1 began taking ylia E. Tlnkham's Vegetable Compound regularlrand used the Sanative Wash and now I bare no more troubles that way." Mrs. Al. llr.xtzoa, 6722 Ilnsi!ott Ave., Imis, Mo. Uccause your case is a ditllcult one, doctors having done you no (rood, do not continue to suffer without riving Lydia E. Pinkhara's Vegetable Compound a trial. It surely has cured wmiy cases of female ills, such as lru Sammation, ulceration, displacements, fibroid tumors, Irregularities, periodic rains, backache, that braring-dowftfeling, indigestion, dizziness and ner-oprostration. It costs but a triile to try It, and the result is worth to many suffering women. f n us mil-So- Alms and the Man. 'Sure Father Flaherty was a good man," Mr. Murphy said of the deceased perish priest. "He bated sin but be loved th sinner, en' he was all an' patience nn' wisdom. There never was another lolke 'I in f'r lu Idln' up hope to th' poor battliojod nan that had anny desire f'r good. "'Faith,' said he to Con Meehan, th' tolme th' bh'y was down an' out, fuith, this solde av paradise 'tist all again, over an' over, an' tin banning tc lines over I ' "An that keen," continued Mr. Murphy, "'twas niver worth wholle to keep Pack part av th' price av th' land! Wid a twinkle In his eye he'd see clean through anny Ananias that lver walked. "An' gln'rous!" Mr. Murphy's voice dropped to a lower key and his eyes wore wet as he added, "Ills hand was always In his pockut, an' whin they rerared him f'r burial they found bis vigb: arm longer than bis left wtd tretcbin' it out to th' poor." Youth's Companion. coin-jiasMo- n Didn't Care for Expenses. They were seated at the breakfast tabic. "John, dear," said the young . wife, "this Is my birthday." -I'm glad you mentioned it, darling." rejoined her husband. "Ill buy you a present the" first thing when I got downtown." "Well," she said, "I hope you won't affair." get any cheap "Of course I won't." he replied. "Why, I would be ashamed to present you with anything that cost less than - KILDARE d f T IS T Bobba-M.iM- - ' 1' hap-r"y-- i'i m $$&?eA pole!" "Perfectly bully! I've thought of it a lot, but I want to be sure I've cleaned up everything else first It'a always up there waiting on ice, so to speak but when it's done once there will be nothing left. I want to save that for the last call." "You said about the same' thing dollar."' when we talked of Thibet that first evening we met at the University Not an Objection. and now the Grand Lama sings "I think he'd like to Join yonr club, elub, In all the phonographs, and for a but hts wife wouldn't hear of It" can see him In a "She wouldn't hear of It? Why. 1 penny you eating bis luncheon. I rememknow of half a dosen men who would ber very well that night We were Join our club If their wives eouldn't facing each other at a writing-table- , . 98-ce- "I've Positively Got to Work." e, r A Dream of Ease Post Toasties If you have any '": am. ZSttiW the .oul-t- he quick glance pasln f, tween perfect stranger. thoroughfares, and had co speculated as to their !roprr Impcra-tiv- . In the event the call seemed one thing, A glance of the eye is addreM a to another but It is quite lendsb p. fr eternal stranger and offer soul-cawhile, that, had agreed two The must , a gentleman or no flirtations, and keep clear of steamer remarks casual most even the avoid cirto strange young women In any of breeding a gentleman cumstances, fol and character may nevertheless In search low the world's long trails face. of a was exThe fact is that Ardmore exconsiderable a and ceedingly shy, had society fashionable perience of Oris-wolnot diminished this shortcoming. the had hand, other on the natural social Instinct, but Imfrom a suffered he made had pression that much learning him either Indifferent or extremely critical where women are concerned. Ardmore shrugged bis shoulders and fumbled In his coat pockets as though searching for ideas. An austere marked his countenance at all distimes, and emphazised the real features. His tinction of his clean-cu- t starway of tilting back his head and estabing dreamily into vacancy had lished for him a reputation for stupidity that was wholly undeserved. "Please limit the discussion to the present world, professor." When Ardmore was displeased with Griawold he called him professor, in a withering tone that disposed of the academic life. "We shall limit it to New Orleans or the universe, as you like." "I'm disappointed In you, Grlssy. You don't take this matter In the proper spirit I'm going to find that girl, I tell you." find her, Ardy, and "I want you throw yourself at her feet. Be It far from me to deprive you of the Joy of search. I thoroughly admire your resolute spirit It smacks of the old heroic times. Nor can I conceal from If a girl you my consuming envy. should flatter me with a wink I should follow1' her thrice round the world. She should not elude me anywhere in the Copernlcan system. If it were not the nobler part for you to pursue alone, I should forsake my professorship and buckle on my armor and follow your standard With the ulnklnf eye JJ ' l'"6 . , , Now la the time ot all th, , hare ui fix It. Pon'l wait until h ou. Your old stuff made new ut til n widely-diffuse- com-posu- - J bet- UEAUTIFtX twhavlor la ter than .a beautifuln form, than atatuoa or pictures. It th fine aria'-limers- on. i.iaiu.r eimure I the flnwt of t AIT lARICJHuuS rnrrftallttf. can ba Cordiality Is a quality which Before sending your boy cultivated, and there Is no one thing iw uhich makes so much difference in a lo board;ng school, of It inveslijate our friendships as the lack How we do admire a sincere, curwho Is always IDS AUl frlnnd nn In same, dependable, and meets ua the friendly spirit at all times. Such a friend Is always there, when needed; one knows what to expect from him and is never disappointed. wm mil ba what we wish to seem, SALT LAKI CITY, UTAH as by practise and of course In this, In all other virtues, growtn comes oy Catalogue Bent Free on AppiMuM exercise. Rev. 4. J. Culnan, Prid.B When entertalnlnc our friends tne fact that we are welcome and means more to us as guests CRAGER WIRE & IRON than elaborate display or fine ALL HALLOWS COLLEGE "A dinner of herbs where love is, Is better than a stalled ox," If love Is Wis .. . aaseiTT tttttJIUtttYttt not Simula entertainment Is becoming enalblv stylish, the thing to do, one to style which most of us are willing recognize. The neonle who can entertain tneir ' friends simply and often, not trying to The shore repreaente one of the many disarm ii.ni rrm-- wv ninnumf-ttir- t tot ng. ape those who can afford more costiy the popular entertainment are Justly Write tor catalogue and pricet. people of today. A well arranged table, beautirui un-eA POSITIVE u4 rEI. well laundered. Is one of the first MANENT CUE FOI essentials; a simple little centerpiece Drunkenness and of some kind, on which to place the vase or fern dish, gives an air to an Opium Diseases. otherwise commonplace table. TUn b s sablicitjr, M tickxa. UJin tmtd In choosing dishes, the rrrtttr u m iMtr plain, or mm, THE SF.EUT U. STITUTE. JM W. Sk Tmpl Stmt. Stk U. Ct, Ivory colored ware Is serviceable and easllv renlaccd If broken: then too, KS ANIIWOUVViAi... white ware goes well with any color 17AIITED Iarhfr Trade In Ktht uu.l. rilf iifl with ant n A.U a scheme. With partial et ot tonl. S45. With rmir on Let the class and silver be rubbed 13 CoimuerciiU Mtreet. Hilt Lake will this and and City. lua. glistening, bright be sufficient preparation of the enterKODAK FINISHING tainment of any guest A great variety of foods are not 6EN0 YOUR WORK TO 1S1 MiltSt good form, or many courses as was SHIPI FRS COMMERCIAL CHOruiiRAPHERS Salt LUi.Ce rormerly thought a necessity. A few well nrenared dishes, daintily served. HEALS. STENCH!, Kor my battle-crywill make a feast fit to set before the RUBBER STAMPS KS. miu And Grlswold hummed the words, king. line Rubber Type Ontnta and uppliei In itocL Mail nrdni n.ni.lv rmtnnt artAntinn beating time with his stick, much to First anneal to the eye. then It la ALT LAKE STAMP CO., Sslt UkaCitf Ardmore's annoyance. easier to satisfy the stomach. "In my ignorance," Grlswold conTime Hung Heavy on His Handi tinued. "I recall but one allusion to the wink in Immortal song. If my A Chinese laundryman In Oaklasl memory serves me, It Is no less a Cal., recently had his troubles with i soul than Browning who sings: watch that habitually lost time. So 'All heaven, meanwhile, condensed Into he took the timepiece to the nearest manifested welcome HEART! one eye In kindly and polite at- watchmaker. Which fears to lose the wonder, should tention, will make a very , u winK. "Watchee no good to Charlie Lee, plain meal more enjoyable than a baa. You seem worried, Ardy. Does the said he, briefly, pushing It across tii quet" wink press so heavily, or what's the counter. "You flxee him, ehr matter?" "Certainly,", said the watchmaker. Being Agreeable. "The fact Is, I'm In trouble. My seems to be the trouble will "What The art of being agreeable Is Just sister says I've got to marry." It?" as easy to acquire as the one ot be"Which sister?" "Oh. him too muchee by 'n' by "Mrs. Atchison. You know Nellie? ing disagreeable. There are many aid Charlie Lee. Harper's Weekly. She's a nice girl and she's a good sis- young girls all over this beautiful ter to me, but she's running me too land who are cultivating their disDoubly Certain. bard on this marrylrap'msiness. Sbe'a agreeable qualities by allowing them "They'll be kickers for a while,' going to bring a bunco of girls down to have such frequent exercise. the Janitor, referring to tie growled Selfishness and want of tact are to Ardsley In a few days, and she "fori says she'll stay until I make a choice." great factors In this development Be- family, that JuBt moved In; know Inexperienced they're to able Grlswold whistled. ing put yourself In your neigh"Then, as we say In literary circles, bor's place and treat him "as thy"What makes you so sure?" iskei No wonder self," Is not easy to do, but la worth you're up against It his wife. you're beginning to take notice of working for. the frolicsome boarding-schoo- l No girl wants to be unpopular; no"Wny, they have neither a rubber girl who winks at the world. I believe body wants to be disagreeable, and plant nor a phonograph!" declared I'd rather take chances myself with ss she discovers that she Is left often the janitor. mat amiame sort than marry Into where other girls are taken, It sets With There the Goods. her to wondering what Is the matter your Newport transatlantic set" Floorwalker "Well, one thing's certain, Grlssy, and where la the trouble. "Yes, sir; hls deparlouve got to come to Ardsley and There Is one way that may help. We tment store Is a regular city to help me out while those psople are are all alike in caring for many things, Itself." there. Nellie likes you; she thinks so study the things that people like. Skeptical Stranger "Yes? Tbd you're terribly intellectual and all Be sweet Most of us like pleasant Where's the health department?" that and if you'll throw In a word people around us, and we turn away Floorwalker "The hospital Is " now and then, from the girl who always has a griev- the top floor we cure you while y why" "Why, I may be able to protect you ance. wait, air." from the crafts and assaults of your The very worst of this whole busiYou seem to forget, sister. Provocation. Ardy, ness Is that It could have that I'm not one of your American rected. Mothers often makebeen corMrs. Banks "Do you know, r children leisure class. I'm always delighted disagreeable, or allow their dis- afraid my husband is given to saylnf little io meet rs. Aicnison, but I'm a per positions to grow unchecked. They things behind my back." son of occupations. I have a con do not realize what trouble Is being Miss Bright "Well, dear, perhaps guuauon in Kicnmond tomorrow stored up for the child they love. the poor fellow cannot get the hoott then me for Charlottesville. We have Many mothers are too busy to study and eyes to match properly." Bostm examinations coming on, and, while I these things, so for their children Transcript. like to play with you, I've positively there Is only the self training and the No Use. hard knocks which the world will (TO BE CONTINUED.) give them to open their eyes. "What'a the good of riches?" Meanwhile, mothers will go on be"What, Indeed? I have four A Tireless Turbine. In a gas factory at Ivry, near Paris ing selfish and comfortable, all too automobiles and tbe doctor san ' a Laval turbine, driven by Jets of many of them letting the girl or boy must walk to and from the have a good time following his Leader. own sieara, was once set to work, and and when fairly under way was driven Bweet way, growing' up to be disagree-able- , To Stay With the Old Man. selfish, unkind and a source of for 3.600 hours, or 150 days, without 1,fJ t0 "Come them8elveB and a Indoors immediately !" stopping xor an instant. An automatic know7 they a father nurse to a small boy whose oner nejii. u luoncaied, and a work There Is nobody too old to was going out. "You won't go o . ninn visited It nmu in' 11 begin '0 re-- over to Btudy the Hkabl0 J oil reservoir. uuur9 ven If you're so naughty ." plenlsh the Th .n. and when we have i "I don't want to go to heaven." lenmt of the circumference of the rotatlnr the tryln disk being about six miles a minute Un,der aggrieved reply: "I want to f circumstances, consider one of the great lBln?- - with father!" Philadelphia Ina,lle a point on that circumference must orth strivlmr for have traveled in the course of the r.o Just Think of That. n t0 gn'mble nor com' days almost five and a half times the 'plain' Percy "Harold seems to be Pp distance from the earth to the moon. When God sorts out the -- Harper's Weekyl. weather and fectly crazy over athletics." nds rain, Margaret "Thai so?" Why ruin's my choice." Height and HeftCount Percy "Yes. Why, he playi Men weighing less than 150 o.wt for a whole hour every day. -l- Uley. pounds are said to have been discharged from Return Ticket for Him. certain raltiond workshops MPn more than 190 weighing pounds un less usually tall, have been "released" told me about a bird of a pitcher fj Real Southern as street car conductors as too fat to round In a bush league. You toon Biscuits. 1 tiri'H lilntu . ,st n thread the thronged aisles. Men over In hand, didn't you? Hilt 40 find it hard to got Jobs r,. Ht.. "lauBKer-vupiaibecause buio. .l W0"'i too old. are L Men under 1.1.4 fnnnJ they l ' find tabloRpoonfula of promotion difficult because they more In the bush than In too young. Will the world's work to Escape. presently all be done by rtwn between 25 and 85 and of medium were you In such a hurry height and "Why thickness? And what wuj mi fhe escape from that man ers do? B "Ho told me he had Just '""I ' aip ,n b,,ttfr, lot rls ,.r n . 11 r ." Hi . offlce."-Clevel- and " 1 n band-Tim- r 1 SMC" un exiHju. ll soul-call- Broken Jewelry fADINET g bow.' She rested her cheek on her hand her elbow on the window-sill- , you know and she smiled a little as the car moved off, and winked do tear of it." and you looked up timidly from your you understand? Her eyes were blue, letter and asked me whether there Grlssy, big and blue and she was Refinement of Assurance. were two g's In aggravate, and I an- perfectly stunning." FTusy Business Mn (Irately) Sir, 1 swered "There are winks and winks, Ardy," that It depended on the meaJldn't ask you to sit down! g for a mild case, two for a observed Grlswold with a Judicial air. ningone Persistent Salesman (settling back severe one and you laughed and we "There la the wink Inadvertent, to all right no comfortably) Thafa Then we found out which no meaning can be attached. began talking. apology Is necessary. I knew It was how lonesome we both were, and you There Is the wink deceptive, usually only an oversight. Harper's Weekly. asked me to dinner, and then took me given behind the back of a third perto that big house of yours up there son, and a vulgar thing which we will fn Fifth avenue and showed me the not associate with your girl of the And then, to be brief, pictures in your art gallery, and we Alexandra. found out that we needed each other." there Is the wink of mischief, which "Yes, I had needed you all right!" Is observed occasionally In persons of And Ardmore sniffed dolefully, and exceptional bringing up. There are complained of the smoke that was moments in the lives of all of us drifting In upon them from the train when we lose our grip on conventions on morality, even. The psychology sheds. "I wish you wouldn't always be leaving me. You ought to give of. this matter Is very subtle. Here up your Job and amuse me. You're you are, a gentleman of austerely corthe only chap I know who doesn't rect life; here is a delightful girl, on talk horse or automobile or yacht or whom you flash In an who doosn't want to spend whole corner of the world. And she, not evenings discussing champagne vin- wholly displeased by the frank adtages; but you're too gopd a man to miration In your eyes for you may be wasted on a college professorship. as well concede that you stared at Better let me endow an Institution her" NO COOKING! that will make you presidentthere "Well, I suppose I did look at her," admitted Ardmore, reluctantly. In that" be might something An economical hot weather "It would make me too prominent, "Pardonably, no doubt Just as you so that when we really make up our would look at a portrait in a picture luxury food that pleases This boarding-schoo- l minds to go in for adventures I should gallery, of course, and satisfies at any meal. So who had never before be embarrassed miss, my high by position. good you'll want more. As a mere lecturer on "The Libeling lapsed from absolute propriety, felt of Sunken Ships" In a law school, I'm the conventional world crumble be. Served right' from the the most obscure person In the world. neath her as the train started. She resisted the And for another thing, we couldn't could no more have package with cream or milk. risk the scandal of tainted money. It temptation to wink than she could with fresh Especially pleasing would be nasty to have your great- have refused a caramel or an Invitaberries, grandfather's whisky deals with the tion to appear as best girl at a church Mohawk Indians chanted In a college wedding. Thus wireless communica"The Memory Lingers" tion Is established between soul and yell." The crowd surged past them to the soul for an Instant only, and then you rifs. 10c and 15c Washington express, and a waiting are cut off forever. Perhaps, In the Sold by Grocers next world, Ardy" porter plcsed up Grlswold's bags. "Wish you wouldn't go. I have Grlswold and Ardmore had often hours to wait," said Ardmore, Idealized themselves as hopeless purthree Limited Fostum Cereal Co., looking at his watch, "and the only suers of the elusive, the unattainable, Buttle Creek, Mich Atlanta man I know Is out of town." the impossible; or at least Ardmore klneto-scop- . say you were going naa, to New Orleans for?" demanded Grlswold, taking out his ticket, and moving toward the gate. "I thought you exhausted the Creole restaurants long ago." "The fact is." faltered Ardmore, coloring, "I'm looking for some one." "Out with It out with it!" commanded his friend. ' "I'm looking for a girl I saw from a car window day before yesterday. I had started north, and my train stopped to let a southbound train pass somewhere In North Carolina. 3ATC The girl was on the south-bounsleeper, and her window was opposite mine. She put aside the magazine she was reading and looked me over rather coolly." "And you glanced carelessly In the opposite direction and pulled down your shade, of course, like the well-breman you are " Interrupted Grlswold, holding fast to Ardmore'a arm as they walked down the platform. MEREDITH NICHOLSON "I did no such thing. I looked at lllaatralloas By her and she looked at me. And then AT WALTEIS my train started" "Well, trains have a way of starting. Does the romance end here?" "Then, Just at the last moment, she Coprrlfbl Iktt bj Th Company. 1 winked at me!" I. CHAPTER "It was a cinder, Ardy. The use of soft coal on railways Is one of the Two Gentlemen 8ay Good By. saddest facts of American transportaanything really in-- tion. I need hardly remind you, Mr. 'TlnO teresting should Ardmore, that nice girls don't wick pen to me I think I at strange young men. It Isn't done!" should drop dead," "I would have you know, professor, declared Ardmore that this girl is a lady." as he stood talking "Don't be so irritable, and let me to Crlswold In the summarize briefly on your own railway station at hypothesis: You stared at a strange Atlanta. "I entered girl and she winked at you, safe In upon this life . un- the consciousness that she would der false pretenses, never see you again. And now you thinking mat money are going to New Orleans to look for Jw"FVly would make the game her. She will probably meet you at my- - but here 1 am' the station, with her bridesmaids and j; yeftrs 0id, stalled wedding cake all ready for you. And at the end of a blind alley, with no you think this will lead to an advelight ahead; and to be quite frank, ntureyou defer finding the pole old man, I don't believe you have the for this for this? Poor Ardy! But advantage of me. What'a the matter did she toss her card from the winwith us, anyhow?" dow? Why New Orleans? Why not "The mistake we make," replied Minneapolis, or Bangor, Me.?" Qrlswold, "Is In falling to seize oppor"I'm not an ass, Grlssy. I caught tunities when they offer. You and I the name of the sleeper you know have talked ourselves hoarse a thou- they're all named, like yachts and sand times planning schemes we never tall buildings the name of her car pull off. We are cursed with inde- was the Alexandra. I asked our concision, that's the trouble with us. We ductor where it was bound for, and never see the handwriting' on the be said it was the New Orleans car. wall, or if we do, it's just a streak of So I took the first train back, ran Into hieroglyphics, and we don't know you here, and that's the whole story what it means until we read about it to date." In the newspapers. Rut I thought you "I admire your spirit New Orleans were satisfied with the thrills you got Is much pleasanter than the polar Ice, running as a reform candidate for and a girl with a winking eye Isn't alderman In New York last year. It to be overlooked in this vale of tears. was a large stage and the limelight What did this alleviating balm for struck you pretty often. Didn't you tired eyes look like, if you rememget enough T No doubt they'd be glad ber anything besides the wicked to run you again." wink?" Ardmore glanced hastily about and "She was bareheaded, and her hair laid his hand heavily on bis friend's 'was wonderfully light and fluffy, and shoulder. It was parted in the middle and tied "Don't mention It don't think of It! behind with a black ribbon in a great No more politics In mine. The world may go hang if it waits for me to set it right. What I want Is something different, a real adventure something with spice In It I have bought everything money can buy, and now I'm looking for something that can't be tagged with a price." "There's your yacht and the open sea," suggested Grlswold. "Sick or it! Sick to death of it!" "You're difficult, old man, and mighty hard to please. Why don't you turn explorer and go In for the south .... had entered -..,,.,. for the s i the spirit of to dls- . ... lrHmnre. i in- sou. to call of . you rlnh |