Show The Future Bargains 1 N Yes said tho dry goods merchant It Is true that wo propose to establish a hospital as an adjunct to our store To treat the victims of bargain rushes was asked t Yes but that Is merely a beginning begin-ning Later on I expect to see tho business branch out and I daro say wo shall treat all comers for all sorts I a of complaints at exceptionally low figures In my minds eye I can seo 4 our advertisement reading Special j This day only Appendicitis operations opera-tions at cut rates Positively only ono 1 operation to each customer Satisfaction Satisfac-tion guaranteed or appendix replaced and money refunded Puck I I I |