Show f A man cnn stlmrt as nilnny echoes be snyln nntlilii as be say 111 somcthln it he says It loud enough Baltimore American i What course will ho take In college t col-lege I dont know but I think Its Sloe club and football Cleveland Plain Denier i What beautiful weather in which to do nothing Oh yes indeed What a pity there Isnt more of it to dol Brooklyn Life When he was courting her he called Her dear and darling Sue But now theyre wed ho only calls Her Say or Hi there you I Philadelphia Press Is Howard willing to do anything for our charity No indeed I Why that man Is so stingy he wouldnt oven give It a thought Harpers Bazar Is Mr Scadds so very rich Ho cant be so very rich answered Miss Cayenne I never see anybody abusing abus-ing him in tIle magazines Washington Washing-ton Star Mrs Lolghtuppc Silting up with n sick friend I suppose Mr Lelght uppe Youre nearly correct my lovo nearly Setting cm up fer six friends Judge Mike snld Plodding Pete did you J hear dat stump speaker say de world t owes us a llvln Yes But deros J no harder job on cart than collcctlu bad debts Washington Star Can you see anything to commend In that insurance directors career Well nnswered the man who tries to bo charitable he Avas mighty good to his family Washington Star 1 What Is alimony mamma asked j tho little boy of his grasswidow mother moth-er Alimony my son Is the pin money u Avamnn gets after she leaves her husband Yonkers Statesman The drug clerk turned red And the pretty girl blushed I A spongebath she said The drug clerk tinned red A bath sponge instead She corrected and Hushed The drug clerk turned red And the pretty girl blushed J J Judge I suppose Bridget said Mss Woodhy to the new servant girl you think it strange that one who plays tho piano so perfectly ns I do should practice so much YIs mum replied re-plied Bridget Shurc If twas mo Old give up In disgust Philadelphia a Press 1 Dont you enjoy seeing a man called when ho Is bluffing asked the energetic ener-getic politician No answered Sen J tutor Sorghum I cant say I do Every 1 tlmo a bluff is called people get more 5 suspicious and it Is that much harder J to make the next one go through 1 Washington Star 1 Has that girl next door to you still got her parlor melodeon No she exchanged it for a cornet Im glad to s say But gracious If she plays the f cornet thats worse isnt It7 Not at all Its only half as bad She cant 1 slug while shes playing the cornet Philadelphia Press j |