Show TEETH THAT WERE USELESS Puzzle to the Man Who Had Suddenly Sud-denly Sustained the Lots of Them Harry Leon Wilson author of Tho Spenders was domiciled for n summer In Connecticut with a colony of nitUta tad writers nil of whom had to go Into the city every day relates the Saturday Evening Post Wilson was doing nothing but loafing loaf-ing Ho loafed artistically and from time to time met and had fun with some of tho natives of tho place One day he found two men in the road who seemed congenial and ho struck up an acquaintance with them Ho proposed n drive and they got a surrey and two horses Can you drive asked Wilson Sure one of his sudden friends replied re-plied l nm a fine driver They got aboard anti started down tho Lund Ileforo they had gone half n mile tho team was frightened by n I pnsl1lnl automobile and ran away The i driver valiantly steered the horses Into a telegraph pole and Wilson nnd his two friends wore thrown helter sKoltor Into tho road Wilson alavvly gathered himself together to-gether Ono of his friends was sitting In tho ditch rubbing Mils bruises mid the other stood In tho middle of the road gazing In tearful misery at two front teeth which he held In the palm of his hand Pretty lucky escape wasnt 1l1 asked Wilson for want of something better to say Yes replied tho man with the teeth weeping afresh but please oh please tell me what shall I do with these |