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VOGELER SEED CO., Salt Lake City A Dull Scholar. Edward A. the interstate commerce commission, is the most devoted labor union man. In the public service. The charge is constantly made by people that Mr. Moseley will have none but union men in the division of safety appliance Inspectors, of which he Is the bead, and Mr. Moseley always admits the charge and defends his position, and he always carries his point, too. of non-unio- n Mr. Moseley Is credited with having a big share of influence in convincing the railroad voters that Mr. Taft deserved their support. The other day ho went to the White House to see the president, and, on leaving, a friend asked after his health. "Never better," replied Mr. Moseley. "You were mighty ill about two years ago," observed the friend, "but seem to be better than ever now." "Yes," replied the secretary. "I am a Arm believer in the brotherhood of man and in all good works, and no malicious animal magnetism ever gets action on me." "Urn! Yes," replied his friend; "but t guess you're a still more devoted believer In the Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers." The negro boy was up for the fifth time on the charge of chicken stealing. This time the magistrate deEconomy in small things as well as In great is being impressed on officials eded to appeal to the boy'a father. Now, iee here, Abe," Bald he to the . darky, "this boy of yours has requires them to make expenditures been up in court so many times for uom time to time chargeable to govstealing chickens that I'm tired of ernment funds. .seeing him here." "Ah don't blame you. sah." re-turned the father. "Ah's tired of seeing him here, too." "Then why dont you teach him bow to act? Show him the right way, and he won't be coming here." "Ah has showed 'lm de right way, sah," declared the old man, earnestly, -."Ah has suttenly showed 'lm de right way, but he somehow keeps gettln - caught ooinln' 'way wld dose chick fact that Speaker Record. DESPITE the Cannon declines to recognize the house insurgents when he Lack of Appreciation. Casey, becoming wealthy, Invited meets them on the street, and despite iome of his old friends In to dluner. the fact that the congressional comAfter . dinner. Casey passed around mittee is permitting literature to be the cigars. They were big. fat, black sent out by one of Its employes evidently with the Intent of defeating the .clrars. ttiat cost him 40 cents each. Hogan, taking his cigar, bit about Republican insurgents for half of It off and frazzled the other that merry band of continue to be about the breeziest lot .half In lighting iu of congressional mavericks at large "What said man." Casey. "Man, are yes aftiter doin' t' that seegar? in the legislative pasture. They have 'Tis a fine seegar, a fine seegar. Have already begun (o hold meetings to no appreciation of a line seegar!" plan the deposition of the "czar of the iy "Th trut Is." replied Hogan, as he house," and in the meanwhile the chewed off another Inch of his cigar. leaders of the bouse congressional "I've' been smokln' a pome so long I committee are hastening to deny that can't, tell th difference betwUt a five they are responsible for the literature sent out against the Insurgents. an' a 11a." Pittsburg Chronicle-Tele-Recently a group of the insurgents .graph," got together and swapped experiences He Was Shown. about their various meetings with on a crowded Speaker Cannon. a Hiawatha manmangotwas "Representative Morse of Wisconsin holding a coach. Another met Uncle Joe in the office of a promiseat with two traveling grips. "I'd like to move those valises," nent government official this summer," said one of them, "and Uncle said the Hiawatha man. "I'd like to see you," said the hog. Joe completely Ignored him. The '.The Hiawatha man moved them. ""Did you see me?" he said. "Yes," said the hog. "Is that all?" asked the Hiawatha Representative Walter Smith of Iowa says that every time be hears that a message Is about to be sent to congress dealing with the relations of the United States with some Latin or South American republic it always reminds him of a speech made in congress by John Allen of Tupelo, Miss. "You will all recall that after President Harrison sent to congress his message dealing with the trouble United States sailors had in' the harbor of Valparaiso," said Mr. Smith, "Chile made ample apology and offered to make other reparation before congress got down to the consideraWhile this sittion of the message. uation existed Allen got up in the house one day and without reference to the message or the action of Chile, told this story: "'Mr. Speaker,' said Allen, 'I am reminded of three men who were working one day on a farm near my town of Tupelo. It began to rain and they all started for the barn. One of them broke into a swift run and n? er stopped till he got to the barn. When the other two reached the barn they found the runner stretched out on the floor, thoroughly exhausted. " 'John, what's the sense of running yourself to the point of exhaustion Just to get out of the way of a little rain? said they. " 'Well,' gasped John, 1 was afraid I wouldn't get here before it stopped PhilndPlnhia. nranded by fellow secret a of society on their mmbra foreheads with Iodine, on their forearms with silver nitrate and on the upper part of their left armB with a white hot iron, five students, wuosw Bet. nale faces told clearly of the pain they were enduring, had their burns dressed by physicians in me receiving ward of the cal hospital. All the young men are members or the senior class of "Medico Chi," who recently were initiated Into one or tne fraternities into which only "last year" men may be admitted. Just what night tne students were hla . trouble-maker- s . . . d Puckerless Persimmon Is Coming Next cnan. "Yes, that's all," replied the hog. Kansas City' Journal. A Baseball Fatality. baseball enthusiast took his wife to the ball came. That night the "fan" was awakenvd from his slum 'ber by his better half shouting In "Kill the umpire!" iher dreams: Half asleep he sprang out of bed, And In doing so knocked over the washstand. The crash awoke Mrs. 'Faa." "lMd you kill the .umpire, John I" alio inquired. "But "No." replied John angrily. I smashed the pltcner." Success A The American the hope puckerless persimmon A of the future. Department of agriIs culture officials are figuring on a fruit that will not draw the jawbone out of place and yet can be transported a reasonable distance without spoiling. A blending of varieties or treatment by chemical processes are the means by which It Is expected to eliminate .Magazine. the puckering qualities. Indispensable Qualification. hold the Japanese persimmons "Caller "My uncle died yesterday, record for size. They also have all lr, and I want you to officiate at the medals for drawing the mouth through .ftneral." to the back of the neck. It Is solemnly Deacon Jones "Hut I didn't know declared that their bite has not behim," come less irritating than it was iu Cailer "Good! You're Just the man 1828. H Is proposed to mix the Jap want." a m Fight Talk Bottled. "We don't hear any more about the Calkna Stales scrapping." "I understand the Ilulkan States have been officially notified that they will have to put up a forfeit before more free advertising." Setting anyCourier-JournaJLouisville Vice-Preside- nt l3t6OW." And he turned to his neighbor on the other side and whispered, with a wshuckle: "Got well out of that, I think, ehr -- Washington Star. V flavor won out, while the Japanese hardiness and flriunetts ' remained. On the theory that there cannot be too much of a good thing, the Japanese often heat their persimmons with the fumes of sakl, thereby weakening the puckering power. Experiments have been tried by the Bgricutural department and something may be accomplished along those lines. Just what liquor is being used to graduate the flavor Is guarded as a Becret. To help things along a new kind of persimmon has been discovered down SHERMAN confided to a friend that he Is not altogether happy. Mr. Sherman, during a recent visit to Albany, tried to Identify a young man who wanted a money order cashed at the capltol postofflce, but payment was refused, the clerk declaring he did not know the Writing to the secretary or state's secretary, Mr. t'hormsn asked: VICE-PRESIDEN- , SOFT, WHITE HANDS May be Obtained irr One Night. 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Potter Drug & Cherm Corp., sole proprietors, Boston, Mass Question of Time. "How much does it cost to get mar ried?" asked the eager youth. "That depend entirely on how long man. you live," replied the J t C80l IZ5: 'Guara Constipation Vanishes Forever Prompt ReliefPermanent Cars CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER. PILLS neve Purely veget fail. ableact surely but gently on r wrnW BUI IIwnn fW I kiwi I niTTLC l a I W the liver. Stop alter din oer M diat a : II PILLS. I rear-c- ure ind i-Ceation the eye. brichtefl improva tne coarplexioa Small Pill, SauU Deis, Small Price GENUINE mutt bear tignature t g PII.FS tTRCT IU 6 TO 14 DAYS. to tore PAZO (lIS'l'MKNTImnnrtntpwl Wind. Itlfrilin or i'rotrudiiig f lu-hl- iloiaaeyaur iwww iwhiihii mm inr can. i'ilu la BROWN'S Beonchial Troches Ait bmiwciiate relief far Haancncaa, Courha, Sore. Monev talks in snite of the fact Throat, Bronchi! and Aithmatic TroubUa. 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The lips of 'the new members are sealed as to exactly what took place within the sacred confines of the temple, but- they ruefully admit that they were made exceedingly uncom fortable. Each candidate for membership was led before a and masked personage, who calmly paint ed the letters F. O. A. on his forehead with a solution of Iodine. Iodine does not make a painful burn, but produces a rich brown stain that remains for several days, an disappears only by wearing off. Then the prospective members were branded on the right forearms Nitrate of silver In this instance was When shown positive and reliable proof a certain used to stamp the never effaceable had cured of numerous cases female ills, remedy letters W. W. P. on the victims. Th? real test of the courage of the any sensible woman conclude that the same rcmed) "vould novices came when a triangular piece also benefit her if suffering with the same trouble ? of steel, held in the name of a Bun Here are two letters which prove the efficiency of Lyula son burner until it nad attained a E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. white heat, was pressed firmly for a few seconds against the flesh of their BIy daughter was all rtm Fitchvinc, Ohio. arms. Shaw said that not one of the down, suffered from pains in her side, head and men emitted a squeak, though the limbs, and could walk but a short distance at a pain was "exquisite." time. She came near nervous a..w. - black-gowne- tji d ti.t GRAFTS 400 PIECES having1 very prostration, had besrun to couch a rood deal.. and seemed melancholy by spells. She tried two doctors but got little help. Since taking IPinkham's vegetable Compound, f Blood Puriiier and Liver Pills she has lm J proved so much that she feels and looks liko another ffirl." Mrs. C. Colo, Fitchvtlle, Ohio. '! Irasbursr. Vermont. u I feel It mtr Antv ta say a fcwword3 In praise of your medicine. When I began taking It I had been very sick with kidney and bladder trou bles and nervous prostration. I am now taking the sixth bottle of Lydia Vegetable Compound and find myself greatly Improved. My friends who call to see me have noticed a great change. Mrs. A. 1L Sanborn, Irasburg, Vermont. We will pay a handsome reward to any person who will prove to us that these letters are not genuine and truthful or that cither of these women were paid in any way for their testimonials, or that the letters are published witnout their permission, or that the original letter from each did not come to us entirely unsolicited. What more proof can any one ask? For 30 years Lydia 12. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has been the standard remedy for female Ills. No sick woman does Justice to herself who will not try this famous medicine. Made exclusively from roots and and has thousands of cures to its credit.herbs, P Mrs. Pinkhara invite all sick women Irf to write her for advice, she has guided thousands to health free of charge. Address Mrs. link ham, Lynn, Mass. OF SKIN Cuticle Taken from Father by Detroit Physician to Save Life of Child. JL-yut-a Mich. Esther Read, the girl whose life Dr. Charles Pequegnot, CO Twentieth street, Is en deuvorlng to save by meitns of graft ing more than 400 pieces of cuticle from the body of ber father, George Rend, to her legs and arms, Is bearing up bravely under the ordeal. The child was terribly burned in a Fourth of July accident last summer ind this delicate operation is the only means of saving her life. Dr. Pequeg sot has already grafted 105 pieces from the skin of the father to the Detroit, one-thir-d "How can one be happy who finds getting along very nicely. I am more than pleased with results. I think the operation will be a success." United States postofflce In the capitol of his own state?" and tells of a subsequent experience In New York. He had occupied a box In a theater with a party of friends when one of them thought it would be a juke to have the star direct some observations at Mr. Sherman. The friend sought out the doorman, told him the t of the United States was In box A. and suggested that word be passed back to the stage. "The doorman took kindly to the suggestion," writes Mr. Sherman, "and me' see, that Is Mr. Fairsaid: banks, Is It not?' My friend's efforts to perpetrate a juke then and there ceased, and In the shadow of obscurity I am unhappy," "No Funeral Sermon for Ms." Zanesvllle, O. Protesting all his life against funeral services on the belief that "prenchlng Is all right for the living, but Is useless for the dead." Michael H. Wine of this city was buried without funeral services. "Treat everybody right, pay your debts and attend to your own business," was Mr. Wine's living religion. Wireless System for Siberia. It Is reported that a series of wireless telegraph stations Is to be Installed In Siberia which will enable the war departit ?nt of Rtmnia to keep In communication with the easternmost pnrts of the empire. These stations are to be large enough to oper-it- e over a radius of a thousand tulles. 'It you "Well, dat needn't worry us any. We never worked!" -- it necessary to be identified at the "What belle of the season do tni most attractive?" f'The dinner bell." works!" In Texas. Nobody knows Its origin. laughter. ine entire operation involves a It Just grew up. It does not produce deal of time and care," said the reat eaten when hard and the puckering taste left In the mouth Is equal to loctor. "My work is net tompleted. It would be impossible to that of fully ripened fruit. Jo it all at once. The little girl Is Sherman Feels Obscure l. He Found Out. A beefy English officer, being seated next to an elderly stranger at a dinner, leaned over and said: "Who's that fat old hippopotamus woman opposite?" of "That's my wife," was the reply. "Thanks," said the officer, hastily. ""Thank. That's alt I wanted to anese kind with some softer tongued brand from the south and thus gradually weaken the astringent properties. Muci headway has been made in that direction. The Josephine style of American persimmons has been crossed with the Yemon type of Japan. "De minister, lie says dat at der lasi lay every man will be Judged by his A raining.'" official, who was more or less of a green hand in Washington, finally said: 'Mr. Cannon, this is Mr. Morse.' "The speaker looked Morse over, without extending his hand, and dryly remarked: "What Is your line of business, Mr. Morse?' "'I am a member of congress,' replied Morse. " 'Oh replied the speaker. I have some Morses down in my district, and I thought you might be related to one of them. I want to say, however, that if La Follette is a Republican, I am a blamed old fogy.' , "'Well, La Follette Is a Republican all right,' replied Morse." Another member of the group reported that he had met Mr. Cannon at the entrance of a hotel In St. Louis, and all be got out of him In the way ol recognition was a good-sizegrunt At this Juncture, Mr. Murdock of Kansas Joined the chorus. "I was riding in a Pullman car with Gov. Shallenberger of Nebraska this summer," said Murdock, "when the speaker came through the train. Mr. Cannon leaned over me and greeted the governor very effusively and they carried on an animated conversation for some little time, throughout which the speaker heartily Ignored me. 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