Show NO PLACE FOR HIM HERE Alabama Judge Did Not Think Deceased De-ceased Would Miss Much Your honor said a prosecuting attorney at-torney in an Alabama backwoods court tho prisoner at tho bar is charged with killing ono of tho most exemplary citizens of this county Thomas Jones jour honor was in every respect a model man Ho was a member of the church ho was never known to hot on horses play poker drink whisky or ISO tobacco lIe Hold on a minute said the judge You say ho never bet on a horse Thats what I said your honor Never was known to play a game Never your honor And he never drank liquor Never drank a drop your honor And ho didnt chew tobacco Never took a chow in his Ufo Well then said the jUdgQ I dont see what ho wanted to live for There wasnt anything Inllfe for him and I dont see why ho aint about as well off dQad as alive Release the prisoner Mr Sheriff and call the next case |