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Show The Spanish Fork Press WKKKI.Y iS3ig t'l.lSIU WAHNKK, rTBl.lHHLR SfHSCHIl'TION ' On jr ;" ... li. M) ,,. SMALL DOUBT SHE HEARD IT Under the Circumstances Policeman Might Be Pardoned for Doing Little Murmuring. OBITUARY J OF CASE A Joseph Hughes, Pp ber Jane," remonstrated mlMtress, "you must learn to be more careful, and test the eggs before you mix then) In the pudding! Now, a good way of testing Is to take an egg In your hand, swing it around a few times, and then plac It to your ear. If It gives out a pleasant, murmuring sound you may then be quite sure that It Is fresh and good." Like a dutiful cook, Jane promised In future to obey ber mistress' Instructions, and that same night there was hot baked custard for dinner. At least, there was to have been hot baked custard Hut at the crucial moment Jane appeared upon the scene, with nothing to show but a face. "Well. Jane?" anxiously Inquired her mistress, "Please, mum," gasped the saddened servant, "there's a little something gone wrong. I was the egg. as you told me, and aswlngln' It round, when It slipped out of my hand, and blessed If It didn't biff my policeman In the eye as h was watchln' me through the window. An', please, mum." concluded the cook, breaking down utterly, "I think It was a good egg, too. for 1 listened, and I heard a niurmurln' oh, quite a loud muni!" "Really, 71" !:. In Rriter A. Pryor, On July 24 the funeral services were PAYARIJi IN ADVASCK and ''frw " held in the City Pavilion, over the re- Confederate army, and Judge In New noted lawyer mains of aister Maria Hales, the widow cnuM never nrooK a iinni'i. tl MADE QUITE A DIFFERENCE of the late George G, Hales. In "MV DilV Ills wife ,,r,l ... The speakers plutform was draped in an amusing Incident in mis th Whte Sulrinii Stout Man Emphatically Declared He white muslin and decorated with beaut ..... cirl was ure!r re was Not a Pillow, but Upon ful potted flowers. The vat congre- c..iv... was abHnrb ,... hnnhnnd Some Occasions iio. gation was called to order at 4:30 p. the ,r. render did rot nnd niiv. m. by NieU Anthon presiding. The blue eyes wsr of After he hntl rouphly shaken off the which (he pair choir, lead by Ed. M. Rowe, with Mrs. to head of tho third belated pnwnger David Prior at the piano,' sang "Come accustomed en the artenrililrilght train who hnd ih'r.v- - ihf liidee likes n e. i Come ye Saints no Toil or Labor Fear" h rnmr.lslned. He never nr " nought repose on his shoulder, the i The' invocation was by iiishop' Marinus Moot nino proclaimed In a voice loud nrd to miv to me. He looks Larsen. The choir sang ' "The Renur-rectio- n he was always thinking about mw enoueh to he heard by everybody In the car that the next time anybody Day". ,The first speaker was thing else." ' ent to Bleep with his head pillowed "'o John F. Beck; he had known Sinter . "Mzzle." I we i on hht shoulder he would give that and two. or word Hales since the days of Palmyra, when mlspronounee a bend a good punching, thafa what he she was a little girl and he a small boy. see what effect that will have would do, f We put our heads togemer She was a go d and true Later-du- y The Btont man's wife said: "Shsh-sh- , out a list for her to com"-made saint, she was a good wife and mother. James, Don't get ho violent." At dinner she fastened ler of There werehree or four sets of child- memory "Violent?" ald the stout mnd. "I've uron our victim, and begin ret eyes ren at her home, which she had to a right to be violent. very not I'm no pillow, "It's a flower: fering " I'm no feather bed. If anybody thinks manage, and she had never driven any iv hut the ner.f!i:!lf 1 MISS !);'('" I of them away from home. am, JiiFt let hi in come on and I'll win rfiriiin i' "'n show him." sylinble!" VV. A, Jones was the next speaker; fiitne. accent on the At tli in xi elation tw women he said the greatest bleatiing that can he fxdaisr ed came ' In end found iseats near the "Oh. you are so kind. Judge! be conferred on any woman, was to be" 11 hiKtrates Mout man Presently the younger and Just come a mother of Israel; Sinter Hales "Ulus-trsite- , dear of young lady ac nod. the to two my prettier bpgan has been a true mother .to those I'"' Ixiwer and lowtr drooped her head, cent on the second syllable children. " and coon It found a substantial reston , go pray It is God's will that we should die. The stout man sat still; ing place "I've never had anybody to te!l r,e so very still did he sit that his wife menntd We know, as Later-Da- y that Saints, any .of thee things!" she A Rather Dull Pearl. " wondered init had happened to him. there is a resurrection of the dead. "If you only would She leant d over and looked past his There la an anecdote In J. A. There are many who believe that "With pleasure." came the corl'.al bulky frame to find out, Her face "George Meredith In Anec- death ends all. "A beautiful yours lady . rcstonse. ' flushed. dote and Criticism," which hints at the He was thaukful to his heavenly should be perfect In speech as i uM "Why, James," she said, Indignantly, possibility of the great novelist's Father for the t knowledge of the irosnel. things." 'don't you remember what you said fountain of talk being sealed at times minx played her part to The little and the of the hope A resurrection of the little while ago about punching lady who had Iriends in Surrey Presently, overcome with heads? There's a head cn your shoul-i- r who were on terms of some Intimacy dead; our spirits are immortal and perfection. li.d!crous situation, she excused the with the novelist was greatly charmed they will take the bodies atrain. and now " de.tr Innocent te nd my herself. "Ik there?" said the stout man on one occasion when visiting there these bodies will aldo become immortal. marked, as bis admiring eyes followed to find that Meredith was to be one Sister. Hales is not "dead; God is her: meekly '1 hadn't noticed It." It wni apparent then that If there of the guests at dftner. ' merciful to his children. "An Only those uncommonly sensible . g'.; She prepared herself for a rich Inwas any head punching to be done who remain faithful to the gospel of that!" somebody brides the stout man would gathering of his celebrated flowera of Christ will have part n the first resur witty talk. have to do It. . rection. , But he was singularly "Jun.is:" natd his wife significantly silent The next speaker was Elder John He wriggled utioiiHly until the head throughout the visit, and the only in profusio:: I as gently dls'odged. thru the stout Meredlthlnn phrase the lady could Moore who read a short biographical cany away with her was his remark, sketch of the deceased. He hud kiwwn Belt of Two Thousand Square Milci! n.an and his w ife changed idncri when reaching across his neighbor for Sister Hales since ef Best, Pine Found In I806 and knew no the rait: evil of her. He tnanked God for the knew- Newfoundland. "Kvcub the plcnle Not as Bad in He Ha.1 eared. stretch." ledire of th Youth's Companion "I should think," ald .fit? ueautirul k ia ... .. oa..rrt v, a IVOUUtlUUil VI u1IK. i The commercial woods of Newfo:ml voting widow, "you wou'd recent Mr. e circu. juniper, pine, nr ami w just. We have received the gospel to Urown'a remarks concev Inj, you," lh Bs for an exaltation m the lite quantity. prepare "What has he been saying about much of It Is rather u,, Crute. The to come. These booies will be restored, .mell in dl:i:uctcr to secure nrotitab e n,e?" asked Senator Fit'lu. "He sayn you are a politician ana ;Lo," coned .. Mra. Simper, "I aien wno- - .nau. Deen raided irom the returns,.jftr t manufacture Into lu:n " bought Hncckt;e lor you this nwulng dead, laid their hand on the not a statesman." .! head of Li r U f more suitable for ptiip wood "Oh. pshaw! I 'don't' mind that. J at --a tergern sale." reasn ome of the lum' the Prophet Jobeph Smith, and confer- - crd ,or Did you really?" was afraid you were going to tell roe ' bpr manufacturing companies hav red the him boo holy priesthood upon And too! of the closed "Yes. you don't be bad been saying I u.isYiot trua It and estimated th.u is down, seem to appreciate n;y ihoiigbtiuiness Son of God Vo open the d.8pf8ation of my party." wil, do kewl8e The ,llIabH 0(hm the fullness of times. Those who have E!nuiactured Is used a bit!" lor principally I "Oh. yea do. 'but I'd appreciate the' vv wo iwu, wiu ue unameu and c:'::: izs FOOD PRICES OF LONG AGO construcUoa p.;: cioss-tie.- It were a It more VV. Klft wui never enter mto the presencj of ro-c- s v need klud'.jiig." God's world without end. Information has ticcn received tfc: Parisians on Record a Paying Large , Sums for Ordinary Article! of . Niels Anthon was the last speaker there Is a ilnt belt of 2.000 aijuaif He said he would like to have the peo- nil'ea. running through the Kxp'oli Sustenance, This is Certain end Gander vnlleyu. containing the ple read the 20th chapter of Johns Revelbest grades or hlti pint' on the marWhile the. French newspapers echo The IVoof That Spanish Fork Read- - ation. In days that are past people ket, which is worth from $50 to witu .complaint nbout the high food Vj era Canot Denv. did not believe in the resurrection of per 1.000( feet. The remnin'ng pine prices, u statistician has figured out the dead; they could mot comprehend in the country appears to be Intermin that things were not so'very cheap in What could furnish stroneer evidence it. The Latter-Da- y Saints have a gled with other woods "the good old times" cither.. Milk of the To et ft o:if. ! efficiency of any remedy than the and that therefore, involves more !ahni.-n-nd ef resurrection piices are pretty stationary now the test of time? Thousands of knowledge; it people Two hundred throughout the year is whal makes a peculiar people. What Is unprofitable unless the oihe: woods j testify that Doan's Pills cure Kidney had to pay j tars ago the .Paih-iajiis death? it is only passing into eternal necessarily cut at the same time ure alto utilized. three times more for milk In winter permanently, " Home endorsement should prove un- life. than In summer and the overage price The choir sang in closing, "FarewtH of a quart of milk was afcput eight doubtedly the merit of this remedy. all Earthly Honors' Benediction bv cents. ago your friends and neighbors " Ccgson'a Invention. Swensen. Toward the' end of the eighteenth testified to th relief August Frlend-UoR- son. bow is your aerothey' had derived bearers Pr.ili The were Bishop George plane setting along? pyid It cents per quart from the use of Doan'd century pall . Kidney pilla. for milk In the French country disInteiiior- -It U complete, with the now confirm their testimonials. Hales, llial B. Hales, Wm. P. Halts, They tricts the price was six cents. One Lawrence Hales, David E. Hales, and exception of one little detail I have They say time has completed the test. hi'ndred and thirty-fivyears ago D. D. Nisonger. The floral tributes not yet perfected I shall take-lft-f That Reuben First Marshall, Ward, Span only the rich cojld afford to eat but' next. ter i'i winter, tha average price being ish Fork, Utah, says: "The public were many and beautiful. ' "What la It?" Sister Maria Hales was born in Mul- one t!o!!ar a pound. Rg;;s were cheap- statement I eave in favor of l)oan "A mere I trine that er than they at-now. but likewise KKiney Pills in 1907 still holds good. I verton, Mass. December Li, 1542. She 1 "e prIncina' Mature of came to Utah in 1852 and to Spanish "l much smaller. In the year 1S0O the am . glad to again recommend them. ....... . nei.icot will price of turkey in Paris was between Attacks of kidney complaint bothered Fork the tanie year. She is a mother unaer my aeroplane to five sons and four daughters; she Vte, a,OIlg eight and ten dollars a head, accord me for a number of of prevent fatal accidents It will make years and there iu fcize, nice was 15 cents a was a grand children, sho navigating the air absolutely free from dull ache across the has thirty-thre- e persistent, Most of the food is cheaped peuml. small of my back. The kidney secre was a kind mother and a lovinir wife, a danger. By the introduction of that now m tne wg cities than In the 1 good have revolutionized the entire tion were sea Uy and pa'nful in passage peaceful neighbor and a woman who net old time. fu the middle ages only business." did all the good that she could and as and that gave proof my kidneys were princes uared to aspire to eat oranges "Put how is tbe net itself to be which were one dollar apiece during out of order. One day I happened to little harm as possible. from falling to the ground when kent me ueignt or tbe season. be in Larson's .drug store and I had happens to your aeroplane'" Doan's Kidney Pilla recomended to me. "That Is the little detail haven't I procured a box and began their use worked out yet." Ufe. EITHER A FI3 OR A MIRACLE and RECORDS MADE BY GUNNERS to my delight, prompt, relief followed. Doan.s Kidney Tills acted Old Shellback Had Not Well Weighed directly on my kidneys ard in a few Men of the Coast Artillery Prove Probate and Guardianship Notices. nia words Before Recounting They Know How to Use Their comof days symptom every kidney I miMlill. thA f 'nmttu vwv !... i. .. . l Marvelous Tale. Weapona. plaint was relieved. I am certain that Rear Admiral Rogers of the navy anyone who gives this remedy a fair A remarkable Not lev To t'KkiiiTr in it record was made by lella the following story of a conver trial cannot be otherwise than pleased Company 115 of the Const Artillery nation he heard between two old with the result." fPt'dltOn Wilt ItMdnnt Corpa at Fort Rosecrans, Cal., recent...i. . sailors: . sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents ly, Fdl'r fhtlt WPPtt flrcl ...... frnm , utiior to A.sux..v. punish Kuri ...xi, t;i.ih. J. It was n rat ship I was sallln' In Foster-Milbul;'tt1'' V guns at a target or before July 2; mid. Co., New York, sole tery of two 30 feet high by 60 feet thai trip." laid one of the shellbacks, Ion, which far tha United States. was moving at the rate of eight mllesi "One of the dingdest rat ships I ever agents ucmemuer we name Doan and Knew. They was rats In it from bow an nour, at a distance of about Dve to stern., rats In the hold, in the gal take no other. in lies away. All four shots were fired in a period of l minute and 20 sec ley, in tn? steerage. In the fo'castle, In the old man's room every where. onus, and passed through a rectangle 9 feet high isata. .Nothin' but. by 42 feet wide, three of them striking the target and the "Hlnieby it got no bad we had to fourth passing four yards to the left put In an get them off. So we hooked of It. The remarkable accuracy of 1 was up to a dock and fumigated. on deck an' I saw them rats leavln this firing can be when 1 penitentiaries and the gallows it is realized that appreciated counted 'cm. a circle with a They was fifteen areJails, Iiva built those who tn for refnsp million of 'em," within tyhe law, and want to be a law radius of eleven yards at the tarcpt "Fifteen million?" onkcd the other. unto thetnselves. Walk in the straight would Include all the shots. Nul'U'STuCUSIll'roila "Ain't that a lot o' rats! Are you ana narrow On the same date Company 52 of ana at an times be patn KhIiiI nf Mnana U, l.,l,. sure?" ahln tn ...... r,iml vnur. titld floniia llnM v. as the Coast Artillery Corps at Fort Rol- v liv "Sure? Yes. I'm sure, they was a law in this jstate compelling people to man. Mass.. fired four shots from nn fifteen mlllleu rats, and 1 counted 'em. "1B ,ul eight Inch battery at a SO bv fio.font duv of Ho mem bo r. JUl More than that, every rat weighed Sdlrif imiunnn thv urt miua unl nua .. material target which was movlnss nt KCUKNK lUV A.in.iHiu..... rubber stamp, in this case the ink will the rate of five miles an Ili lKh.m (luy. .tm".rt"d. o' " half a pound. They was big, fat, off-shour at a dlsunto the butter and probablv tanco of about hUAS HANhKN, Atv..rney for sassy mips, I'm tollin." four miles from tha poiwon It, honce it doesn't fill the law, "Fifteen million rats, and every one BUTTEK ..WRAPPER BLUE INK battery firing. . All four shots wo hits, nnd the first shot cut the raft nf weighed half a round, and they all can be handled only with a HOTH'B TO (.'HCIUTOHS came off your Rhip. That's seven press and is guaranteed not toprintinjr olF-sthe material target In two, A circle Entijtn of Kiln- - H. dftrdner. VJa million end a half pounds of rate. 24 hour ufffif npintinor fUa with a radiim of fifteen yards at the Say, Jim, what was the tonnage of Spanish Fork Tress Oilice, have won an target would Include all the shots. The enviable reputation with the people in Interval between the shuts waa s ril (lliv nf M,... in, uuiu, in that ship?" 3d printing- butter paper, that's the only seconds. ISO tons." Judge. At.KKF "Oh, about Harper's Weekly. reason we pet the business. id, "orD,,J'publKailon.MayiN), vi.-i.ini- tear-staine- d ' ! rr mur-murln- Ham-merton- , timber'there . - .. ... "' .., bt .... rHIVRELL'S OLD STAND to !. r" . If' Yhe Shoe Repair Man Ab.orbed"Lyer W Brought Out to Pay Attention to Pretty Frivolous Mlsi. How Mrs. Maria Hales Laid to Rest M PHYSICIAN gpL" Office in Rev. anLSn wlff. half block east & Machine Co. UuSSS? " c' North and 2nd West. PRONUNCIATICr. ' Office Hours, lo'toi'o. 5 p. m. ' Sundayi by a lnd. Phone 8,3''' 62-- 1 Sinking Spells Every Few Days . "At the time I began taking Dr. Miles' Heart Remedy I was i'ew having sinking spells every ?eg!tliPt'cia. would My hands and feet could I scarcely get cold; feel could and myself breathe, days. iW OFFICE AT HOTri I gradually sinking away until Those unconscious. would be about me could not tell there was life in me. After these and spells I would be very weak nervous, sleepless and without appetite; had neuralgia in my head and heart. After taking the remedy a short time all this The Spanish Fork Electric Supply C Half block east of Cmerd! t If you want su, knMi fjLt wyiiijf or anything in the f, tncal line, g.,t ur estimate. disappeared and in a few weeks all the heart trouble was gone." MRS. LIZZIE PAINTER 8o3 3d Ave. Evansvillc, lnd. Eor twenty years we have been constantly receiving just such letters as these. There is scarcely a locality in the United States where there is not some one who can testify to the merits of this remarkably sue cessful Heart Remedy. . Lowest Prices r. RPI Ivlo I A THE WHITE IS KB Sewing Mad, VP SATISFACTION CUARANTEi Hep EASY TERMS perie See or write , Dr. Miles' Heart Remedy It sold by If the first bottle falls to a!t drucoicU. benefit, your druggist will return your ARTHUR money. MILES MEDICAL CO., Elkhart, lnd. at n t D: aiuiuiar reopie Not tho Darkest Deptha. la ligbi wblcn can take i Tbat counftl. Seneca . grt COO the home of Ernest Br- - Lulb .. t 1 i" ruling I Mi! Bern ikttie The HE MISSED be d Urn bluff SOMETHING Sal fad J GOOD By Not Taking His Home Paper ( Profit by this Poor Man's attrg"Uamy iii Bli Mistake it rh fnfTaffMsWMaMBBMMWLMsiaM FOB GOOD PAINTING GET if: m a rirt! Jn nr I'mc Yrs ' oib FPcrlt e f tin F Df) Kill j Nwft; pan-thin- " neci crtani I. The Sherwin-William- PAim s .. an illy r 'a II hrtty Jox Lumber Compan, any-thin- g . jr h( Printed Properl- y- ' r i He am Urn . e i He Get A While ...... ,... Toni "1 -.iii , na P'aent. How Fit . ""etlam . Tr Mm Com, California - ten-inc- rn h tf et et - Ktfiit, Summer fififfttrt. io luj ANutLES a-- Butter Wrapper Day is Saturday I on . "TJ.r LAUi Iv Por Un! ? . tun and return. Tickets on sale and return. da "of 5ff)lemhe' 3,' GS fr Ucke(s Tickets on sale July 2 7, September UOLDFIELD 24-3- 0. rclurnin via San Ptope Derp 51$ francis ac, THROUGH TRAINS Jr:ri PlJbly October 31st. ANGELES hw?USt Excursion Tourist Sleepers: Utl- Snortestand - Starde :i Th, Din in C best fonto tickTanl iilaUon your ,oca, Q$ent for J. II. MANDLRMELD, Asst. Sit HILT Gen. Pass. PAH tl or Aftcnt, P a th.. i!illl. i. SALT LAKE CITY, UTJ LET US DO YOUR JOB PRINTI Lowest Prices-B- est Work H II- .- . |