Show Telepathic Thirst News travels so fast nowadays as to rondor ono almost speechless with wonder at tho achievements of the wireless telegraph and telephone says the Palmyra N Y Journal One night last week we won a case of whisky at the Elks fair In Lyons and tho night we brought It home there were three church members a town official and two members of the band on hand to meet us on getting oft the car Since our arrival many people whom wo havo hitherto believed respectable re-spectable have gone out of their respective re-spective ways to speak kindly to us |