Show Some Things Women Dont DoA Do-A loafer on the street whose wife was probably at homo getting out a neighbors washing to make money to buy tho children shoes asked a busman y bus-man the other day If he ever saw a baldheaded woman No I novel did replied tho busy man And I never saw a woman waltzing around town In her shirt sleeves with a cigar In her teeth and running Into every saloon she saw Neither did I ever see a woman sitting all day on a dry goods box telling people how the secretary sec-retary of the treasury should run the national finances I have never seen a woman go fishing with a bottle 1 In her pocket sit on the bank all day and go home drunk at night Nor have I ever seen a woman yank oft her coat and say sho could lick any man In town |