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Show PERUNA A TONIC OF GREAT USEFULNESS. Kio 'ttpmmK itlW' tW ' i Thanlisg'iving' $&,!& - 'V? 'X, j X By WRIGHT A. PATTERSON J y , v','w&tHytSj :? xiv'Wk;! i',' r Dinner '' ,, "' , ' Vi,, you evPt got a chance at Mary's sweet plaices' Youd cal f peck. They re that. good. , And cranberries. Of course nobody forgets them when turkeys on the hill. And a hefty chunk of halted squash Aint to be sneezed at. And, as for me, Though some folks wouldnt care for It. Ill take an allowance of lye hominy. And I dont want too small an allow ance, either. And some how Marv always manages To keep a few ripe tomatoes. And they're good, I tell you. If Oopyrlght 1907, by the Author - When it comes to eatln Theres nothin ever quite so nice As a good, Thanksglvln dinner. Now theres no use a talkin to me about Lobster a la Ncwbcrg, toasted on half shells, Oysteis with scallops and Valencen-no- s sauce. A squab au maraschino, Ilaggo au gratln, and Diplomatics! puddlu et all Parish enne. Not for me. , My innards dont hanker after That kind of fillin. What I want Is Just the good, plain livin Of a Thanksglvln' dinner. Let or start off with turkey, A good, big eighteen pounder or so, And put er right on the table, close to hand. With a good, sharp knife ter carvin. I want.er stuffed full with a stuffin Ot bread, And some oysters, And a wee bit of sago, And pepper and salt to the taste. Vow thats the way Mary fixes up a turkey. And 1 tell you Its fine. You dont hanker after much else When you've disposed of a generous portion Of that kind of eatln. But then, of course, j You want Borne other flxln's. For a Thanksglvln' dinner. - HON. R. 8.THARIN lion. It. 8. Thurln, Attorney at Law and counsel for Anti-TruLeague, writes from Pennsylvania Ave., N. Y., Washington, I). 0., ns follows: Having used Peruna tor catarrhal disorders, 1 am nblo to testify to its Treat remedial excellence and do not f nisitate to give it my emphatic endorse-incn- t anil earnest rueoinniendation to nil persona a if ected liy that disorder. It is also a tonic of great usefulness ." Mr. T, Itarneeolt, West Aylmer, Ontario, Can., writes; Last winter I was ill with pneumonia afterhat log la grippe. I took Peruna for two months, when I iceaino quite welL 1 also induced a oung lady, who was all run down md confined to the house, to take a, and after taking Ieruna for three months she is able to follow her trade I'e-lam- f tailoring. can recommend Peruna all such who are ill and require a loaic. Cor Tablets. Pe-ru-- Borne people prefer to take tablets, rather than to take medie'ne in a fluid form. Such people can obtain IVrnna tablets, which represent the solid medicinal ingredients of leruna. Each tablet is equivalent to one average dost) . of u though, to be sure, part of this time - 8 Feeling Taste bettern they Thankful. in suaime; do time, Cause theyre scarcer, maybe. Of courso theres a lot of other fix ins That goes with these, Like Jellies, Theres grape, an currant, an cral apple. An a few other kinds. An plccalli, an peach preserves, An celery. And a lot of other things I don . FREE TO OUR READf RS. never Morn taste around. Im stayin for the big show at th e end, though. Your Eyes. For the puddln that Mary alwayi makes With nuts, and raisins, and fruits, And a good, stiff batter beat up anc steamed, And served with a hefty sort of sauce And then theres pies. Write all about Your Eye Trouble and their Oculists will advise as to the proper Application of the Murine Eye Remedies In Your Special Case. Your Druggist will tell you that Murine Cures Eyes. Makes Weak Eyes Strong. Doesnt Smart Soothes Aids those Wearing Eye Pain. Classes and Sells for 60c. Like pumpkin, and mince, and apple And sometimes one or two more. For a finish we always have walnuts And a glass of cider or two. Now Im tellin you When you get outside of that tb kind of a dinner Youre feelln thankful. And youve a reason to be. You've had somethin to eat That's worth eatln. You aint had no Indigestion breed- Not Caretakers Fault la answer to a complaint made by the town council of Camborne, Eng-lan- 11 After the teachers breathless flight toward the clouds, the little hand stopped tugging. There where Mees Scandale live, Indicated the horizontal arm and finger, but she downstair sitting on the step, finished the smiling lips Harpers Magazine. JlL i tK t I- r tra nnl fwtlorm, such ss eiumili snd liifUumnUun rmisnl byM;.b Ills Bets wire throat and trentuient I'aenr muih, by filuM't suv power over these troubli v Is xt v ordinary snd g'ves li:imrl,.t fib t. Thousand of Woimn Sr Using snd It evriy diy. to runs at druekM lit by mall. Itene'niV-r- , Imwever, IT I OUT Villi MITIIiS I 111 V IT. n 'n ry, to-'u-l II Ilia M. 1 AX TOM to., lUmUiu, Jlus. nuMiaaa When my daughter was a baby she had a breaking out behind the ears. The doctor said that Bhe would outgrow It, and It did get somewhat better until she was about fifteen years old, and after that she could get nothing that would drive it away. She was always applying something in the way of salves. It troubled her behind the knees, opposite the elbows, back of the neck and ears, under the chin, and then it got on the face. That was about three years ago. She took treatment with a specialist and seemed to get worse all the time. We were then advised to try the Cuticura Remedies, and now I don't see any breaking out. M. Curley, Sixteenth SL, Bay, City, Mich., May 20, 1906. THE: PQEVDENT& THAMYd OVNO TURKEY AND HORACE VOtfE, THE RHODE dLAVD EARNER, WHO Copyright RAltfEtf Huff. 77 ' -- .an KSTABUSHW SALT LAKE ADOLESCENCE OF THE POllA, Present Unit of Value Ha. F.rm. ,nd 5h ,H "J Th$ dollar took some rounding, g, did it formerly ring true, alive, simply gave a bleat or Ouc 0 Cattle, among country folk time constituted the dollar J1 primitive man generally made nI any article sufficiently aburdiM the standard payment of all 'mI, Clio, write. R. Holt Weekly. Thu., i d.M oST large bronze tripod had the valued dozen oxen. A good hard worklne man, on the other hand, was gVeJ ' exchange for only f0,lr , b VVhen metal took the place of the dollar clung to its traditions m coins were still called after live Thus, pecunia, applied to mtu money, derived Its origin from pecia' (cattle). From the custom of countin heads of cattle came the present des lgnation of a sum in cash capital 0; Ifl bite I.,, . "capita (heads).. In Sanscrit, .VMk roupa (herd, flock) made roupya, or the in dian ruree, while the Ingots of elec trum, or admixture of gold and silver when first In use as money, bore the Impress of an ox or cow. Not clunnj but too fragile, were the shells In use as money by the negroes of Africa, and throughout ancient Asia, where the natives, taken by its beauty, pve the shell a money value. - i ' . v vf King of Thanksgiving! Behold him in slory! He tell to beholder A wonderful ntory. lie tell how our futheri, A brave little band, Bowed down In tlmnkevlvlng On reathliiK the bind; How from that time to thl We hold one duy a year Apart from It fellow, A day of Rood cheer. Cheap Thankiglving Dinner. Yvette Uullbert, the famous French actress praised at a dinner In New York the festival of Thanksgiving. "It Is a pleasant festival, she said! "I am sorry that In France we have no such duy of gratitude for the years harvest It Is a great day with you. You have novels, tales, anecdotes and poems based upon It. "An actor this morning told me a Thanksgiving anecdote. Ho said that a penniless young man entered s cheap restaurant one Thanksgiving day, and Bald: What do you charge for a plate of turkey? " A quarter, sir, the waiter answered. Any charge for bread? No. elr. Or for gravy V No. Then bring me a large plate of bread and gravy. PERFECT SUBSTITUTE Signature in Indelible FOR Pencil INK on Wet Check Will Be Accepted. Who has a fountain pen? asked the nervous man as he fished out hli I have to pay mine cheek bock. his bill, and a3 Im going out ol town for a couple of weeks, I want to pt the Job off my hands. He hasnt a pal and ink here. Here Is an Indelible I pencil, said a friend, as he reached I into his vest pocket. That won't I do, snapped the nervous man. Sc I bank will take a check written with I a pencil. "Oh, yes, provided you I wet the check first, said the friend I "If you cant get water,! soothingly. lick the check as you would s stamp I and then do your writing while It it I still moist. An Indelible pencil ill filled with nothing but Ink powder, compressed Into solidity . When it 111 moistened It becomes Ink. Try It I I see, said the nervouB man as hi I signed his check with a flourish, tbit there are more ways of killing a at than choking It with hot butter." These Wer Big Hailstones The weirdest storm story In yon comes down from the Downlevllle til Snow Tent country, where It Is alleged that chickens were killed by hall stones and a horse was knocked ki less. The storm Is said to have beet the fiercest In years. Four chickens are said to have been killed by th ball and many knocked down. Lightning struck a tree on the Goodjeu bar grade, and It was still burning to day. At George Coopers ranch not Snow Tent, the hailstones were to ported as large as small eggs, snd om of these knocked the horse senseless Nevada City Correspondent Ssa Francisco Call. Aggravating Man. I don't see how you can bars in? Vby Not!" fault to find with him. Because he appears to be a man wbo la absolutely without faults of tsy sort." "That'a Just It That's his worst fault Vegetable with Old Lineage. Asparagus la the aristocrat of lb food plants. None other has ao distiAlso Have Things to Learn. nguished a lineage, for Its records reach back almost to the beginning of t For many yrars I have used coffeo thentlc history. It Is mentioned )J and refused to be convinced of its bad the comic died effect upon the human poet Cratlnus, who bold system, writes about 425 B. C. The Romans a veteran school teacher. Ten years ago I was obliged to asparagus In the highest esteem, tK give elder Cato treating at length, In Mi up my nuifh loved work In tho public De re Rustlca, still extant, of tb schools after years of continuous lavirtues and correct cultivation of tb bor. I had developed a well & defined case ot chronic coffee plant. Pliny, writing about 60 A poisoning. asparagus of a has to say re constipation, He says:great"Ofdeal ? troubl,s all the products of your lh a h'nrt "I tbllmIIng garden your chief care should be In ,.op my hta, various paragus. )f,. "iy ,,0,ly twitching of my mbs. shaking of Good 8tuff In Th's Boy. my head, and, nt . times after The Worcester (Mass.) bof a general gone fund f'UIng with a topers desire for very sent five cents to the conscience to pay for tome apples he took made of stuff thnt will bear bett vJo Rhrt. ,lm ttK0 frlont1' rnnio tc fruit than any he stole. There wMl a package of hopes for a nation owning boy of . n;; .lh;;y m and n tri ll 1 wn to pattern. prejudiced because some Vanilla In Panama. M Vanilla grows well In Panama, In id not like nt great difficulty is experienced nil, Ing the henna owing to the extren h0WPVer iiial!,ltShol'i",' n'y friend dampness c t the climate. nm,rdlnK I three- lions ol is 1 In Chicago. tl It won mo. 1,lu,k!' "i'! .. nly J Mrs. Dearborn What ! that t myself Improving ,n a most deetded er hanging alongside of your bure' fashion. Tho odor of boll coffee no long. Mrs. Wabash Oh, havent you seen that before? "No, I don't balk" nm RITatly h,,ne Ute I bf I- - IT In tw I have in. (hat If i rontlntm "Why, ! cut a notch divorce handle every time I got a r',ve ns m ()Wf ,)pRln Yonkers Statesman. 'ho Fountain l Thl" no fancy let I For Thoaa In Love. ' ra It la safe to awear eternal e':l o nd to talk all aorta of nonsense, ' "HU!.. (Yo'T'Mlrh I; ',y, VHt"m A P1 htl ' h 0 l,nnk "T,' Hoad avoid writing too much. UYllv ll1' " 1,1 "I ha hung aid aurh a should one ion "There's a Rea-- own pothooks. SCHOOL send her ahmilutcty Wt tr'l.d Ihi ot IsiMiie sullt buck of lutru turn and te'l.niunl.'iK Send your niuue sud address vn a postal cuuL m bran if-cntnrrli, wivla Girl's Rash Spread and Grew Worse Under Specialist's Care Perfect Cure by Cuticura Remediea. pig-ncll- a ers. mum in RASH 13 YEARS. well-know- Thw I ITCHING The foundation of the dinner consists of an appetizer, soup with relishes, turkey with vegetables, a salad, a HOW HE FOUND THE KEY. dessert of pies pumpkin, mince and apple to which may be added an Ice and a steamed pudding If desired, Brother'! Method Was Simple, but Also Somewhat Costly. nuts, raisins and coffee. Three indispensably pies are pumpMiss Dresswell had Just returned kin well seasoued with brandy, mince week with a country and apple with cheese. Steaming hot after spending a friend. her consternation Imagine Indian pudding or plum pudding with a stiff sauce Is equally appropriate. when she discovered her previously wardrobe empty! An ice Is sometimes served, such as Gracious, George! she said to her lemon or orange. Coffeo demi tasse follows, together with assorted nuts, brother. "Where are all my clothes? raisins, dates, figs and bonbons. For And what in the world is that great black patch on the lawn? The face of George exhibited all tho signs of conscious righteousness, and he met her gaze unflinchingly. Maria, he replied consolingly, you wrote to me that if I wanted the key of the billiard room I should find It in the pocket of your bolero. Yes, yeB!" Well, I don't know a bolero from a fichu or a box pleat, so I took all the things to the lawn and burnt them. a formal dinner Brie cheese and hard Then I recovered the key from the toasted crackers accompany the black ashes." coffee. She froze him with a stare, and he An unique name card Is given In Is now thawing slowly on the kitchen this article. stove. Stray Stories. In place of the pumpkin pie, pump True to His Promise. kin fachonettes, pastry shells with A teacher In a tenement district hur-.le- d pumpkin filling, make a novel substl from the school to find the mother tute. And a chestnut compote Is equal ly pleasing and out of the beaten of a pupil who had been taken quite An excellent Thanksg!vln3 track. Can yon show me where Mrs. An cake, which may be served with tea. Is made of spices, a cup of strong, gelo Scnndale lives? she Inquired of black coffee, chopped raisins, nuts and a cherub transplanted from the sunny melted marshmallows, coveted with south to a dark, sunless alley. "Yes, teach, I show you. and a will-Inicing (vanilla colored with rose water or orange) and halved pecans or sticky hand dragged her on with nuts. such speed as to make her stumble over an Italian dame seated on the KINO OF THANKSGIVING. threshold. Let er Start Off with Turkey. That's a gotn' to keep you If for nothin moren Just to say you A worryla with cramps. had em. No. You want some sweet potatoes. Youve Just had An you want em browned with A good, Thanksglvln' dinner. gravy. r Irl mucous well-know- well-stocke- Youre Write Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chi cago, for Illustrated Eye Rook and If this paper is mentioned they will send you a Free Bottle Murine for ry cleanses sud luiils The late William Cassidy, editor of the Albany Argus, possessed the traditional Irish wit. On one a number of years ago, he was a guest at a political banquet In Alwere bany. At that time finger bowls correct their and UBage seldom used, (a passing fad) meant to dip a corner of the napkin in the water and there-wit- h daintily cleanse the finger tips. Most of the men present eyed the Innovation, when introduced at dessert, narrowly and uncertainly. One after another ended by plunging the hand into the crystal dish. But Mr. Robert Albany gentlePruyn, a man, correctly moistened a bit of his Mr. napkin and laved his fiagers. not him watched admiringly, Cassidy having as yet touched his own glass. Thats good, he whispered to a neighThats good. If Pruyn hadn't bor. done that I should have put my foot In it Harpers Weekly. keeping with 11-1- 9 then? that the caretaker of the recreation ground had allowed the grass to grow to an Inconvenient height that officer replied that the donkey which had formerly eaten the grass had died of lockjaw and he had been unable to buy another one to take Its place. Important to Mothers. Examine carefully every bottle of CASTOR1A a safe and sure remedy for Infants and children, and see that It Dears the Signature of In Use For Over lit) Years. The Kind You Have Always Bought A bright woman who Is also a pretty womaa baa the world In a sling. brown and gray and dull. And poets sing November bleak and sere; But fr'in the bounteous garnered harvest store, With grateful hearts we draw Thanksgiving eiiecr. Occasionally, these days, we get a glimpse of real old fashioned hospitality, the kind that creeps right Into the marrow of your hones and makes your blood tingle with the true spirit of good fellowship. Never is this reeling more universalexpressed than on ly or potently Tiie wnnlnx year grow : &'r. .J .v N .: multi-millionair- prices n, Is taken up at the conclusion of the dinner, as the men linger over their coffee and cigars, and with the inevitable flow of gossip throughout the meal. e change. HOSPITALIH i :v Time! cried the greatly shocked. "No, no! You are dreaming. It is impossible." This fable teaches that time is not money, in any practical sense. Ex- Our atockiacomSl'8 Put one-tim- e .AwP. .iJi St , leruna. Not to Bo Thought V. There was once a (he was very "multi," indeed) who ppent immense sums of money on his children. They had everything, four automobiles nnd a steam yacht each. Still they were not satisfied. Can you not, they Implored, spend a little time with U3, now and THANKSGIVING Thanksgiving; the occasion for festive home gatherings, reunions, and where strangers are made welcome ue one of your own kin. Lucky and blessed Is the woman who can extend hospitality on this day, and lucky, too, is the host who can preside at his own board, among congenial spirits. It 4s a very serious mistake to keep your guests at the table for three or (our hours, as Is frequently the case; CiO ;ISr Or Finger Bowl Would Have Been to Novel Use. TEACHERS oii'fa'k Cl St exe-tion- brot ,' T UVE HIM In n r DEF 'thn "DU |