Show FOUR SHAFTS OF HUMOR 1 Pithy Remarks from One of tho Foremost Fore-most Jokcsmlths With the truly artistic temperament tempera-ment the bird In tho bush has scant notion of doubling Its value by chang I ing to tho hand A hasbeen Is a man who has spent his time with hair vigors electric I brushes and newspaper recipes when he should have been winning a laurel wreath to cover his Ignominy with When you enter a shop state just what you want For then tho merchant mer-chant can go Intelligently to work to sell you something else Tho great law of commerce Is to sell people what they dont want What they do want will sell Itself But probably it Is no harder to live up to your reputation when you arc young than It will be to llvo it down when you aro older Puck |