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Show 4- . A Line o9 Type or Two "Fav ce que vouldras. M I v By B. L. T. Song. The fair day Hies, And stars arise. Up followed by tr.e moon: Br mat watch they keep While flowers do sleep Upon the breast of June. "When roes away Our golden cay Of a:-.d we iie dumb, What iieh: shall bless FiTJ?et fulness Until our moiT.'.ng come? Laura e l a c k e u r n . A lady writes us from the Copley-Plaza that it would be a neatish idea for hotel guests to carry chance boxes such as street car cond-,:c:ors use. It would sive much wear on-purse-clasps and disposi- ! tions. Why Boys Jump the Farm. CFro-n the St. Louis Post-DitsratchA There is no reason that I can see why the feed s:ore -should not be cloe.i all day Sunday. G.ve this your attention. and make our city, as it should be, a decent place to live in. Dyinsr is made so atuactive by the undertakers un-dertakers nowadays that it is only sheer obstinacy that keeps so many of us living on. Two Dollars' Worth of Democrat Isn't; a Long Time; It Only Seems Long. (From the Lincoln County, Colo., Democrat.) Demo-crat.) ' ) This ts the kind of a letter we like rot get: Editor Democrat "Not knowing the price of your paper enclosed find SJ for ; waich please send rr.e your paper for that 1 length of time." N. McAierty, Corning, j 1 Kan. It seems to be the German idea that j hating Is a privilege exclusively German. I To be sure, they produced and applauded the Hymn of Hate, but they did not. es , they appear to believe, invent hatred. They merely made it ridiculous. Here's to Him! Sir: Not that we sre attempting to boom Bta Theta of Karp.i Sigma. But ; the pledirir.? of young Mr. Casebeer is ' announced in a circular from tr.e active chap ter at Bloominpion, Ind. PAX. j The milk business will be perfectly ad- ' justed when every consumer in every city Nook "takes of a different milkman. At present sometimes as many as six j customers have the same milkman. j You Mustn't Believe Everything You1 Hear, Old Top. J ("From the Milord, Trd.. Mai!.) ' It is said the C'rhoaco Tribjne is trvir.g . to prove th?t Geo: Ford is an anarchist at Clemens, Mich. ' " 'Mo! mama.' sai l the captain, when he Introduced his wife to his mother a: ; the union station." j Now, tre Irish, as B:l! says, would say, i "Mon mither," or "Me mither." ' i i It Originated in the Jungle. I P'.r: Whahoo! Lirht cf my soul, ap- ' pre.ieh an i Incline thv enr. Does Prof. ' Garner say 'aucr.t of the Simian s '.-immv? J. K. J. j Description hrss as.vn been re.iuced to ' bec-arv r. pytor. uhio, where a t'e-au-r advertise?. "The IhipnrionaNe Sin.! It must speak for itself. We cannot de- I scribe it." Boys. Here's a Prize. F-om t'-e Kl D-rado :tv P-puMian.) M:ss Grace K:v, The ru-.f',:; :ird accomplished ac-complished d-iu enter of Mr. and Mrs. J. A. R:v, is id frcm Sacramento sj'nd- ir.g a few w-eks w::h hr raronts or. f-.eir, fa--m rear Hi Porn do. The yn.r.g ladv :? quite domc-sti'-a ted. and is a gr-.u help to her mother :n culinary and oU.er home duties. "Wanted Several refined yur? lad. wi'.ltrsr to learn something tetter than e x ; e r. e r. o p . " W i n t a d . ' As for instance? i A Poser. j Da p h r e a d Do r : s s r e charming and sweet; , Best of the maidens I chance to have mt. Doris Is Mate'. and P.i.phn p-!Te. Daphne's a blonde type and Dons brunette. bru-nette. When scmpthing happens to cause me ' diMrf-s, i Por.s will comfort r.d Daphne w.'.I te.ise; I Yet to my heart (1 am bou-d to ronf-s0 I,t; hue and Doris hold delicate ke9. j Whn T feel frlvot.vip, P-nrls Frrs s ow: Whn I am s-'rinu. Pphr.--' a brr.-: How In crp.Tt;on sha'! I ever know Which in the piri that I truly ndro? ! Should I wed Deri. tM f-s,-i'-n pe-!nt I sbap b lo',c:rg f'-r Pp','-e t!:i- i:r. v; j If t choos. p-tt'h-'-' h'll pot tre a r lit. ! I-"'ir quiet and Por.s I suivly will pray, i I'!y a Inver so yn-r'v prrp'e-vpd 1 j I've quet iorr.i mv re. '.yon. ex.imlnrd tv.v heirr. ' l What N tho answer? What shall I do : r. e t " ; I th'nk I'll woo D.-Iia, and get a fresh j start Ins. Flat-hnntlncr in Pirls hi! become t,y '. dsr era t" nn ad'.'er.'ure th.M- V. at - h u n e r- ni'tv o oIv-itvi d in the wake of ;;-.-r -nkrs ctrr.n':os, in c-1-t to grt t!;elr ' c la una in early v. U h t se cncier. j Wo Gotcha. J Sir: F:rrht to 5 that Miss Crvst-0 Water, f" itured In p and ay's n j'Ar. was born In the hpnra:. W. H. C. "Nor," mtpp!emeTif s T,. P.. iiproi-rs of th T"do "n:ed:ntoT-," "did Juavy th:uk-r.g th:uk-r.g ever start a ttike." Looks Like a Krgul.ir Psrty. f From 'he Sa n ! r i in-i o t h -on h!e Tho fo'l'iwlt.i: men w ;! J rep-,, nt t 'Pan Fni re :...- Ae.-intlen of iT-hl M-ui , at the annual c.-rnvni in pet r-nf ; ii. H. i 'in- lh i:--un S. Illkus. 11. ( ', inivm.in and i H. V. II.. pi er, i j Dave suffL'-ts that th" c'rN wo dd hn-e Ipsi tro'it.lc with tttplr .;ii-ts If fhey w-re Ibutit with thro" Seedi. And. we .-li.'u.d j add, rever.it;. ) Small Town stuff. (IrUl the "i:itou Pii;'.e) Pr. T. I rhadl -oun'o was j vi - if or In (.VI'T K.ipids ye tenpv. takiui; with I him a li ilf doreri chnl '" eu.-uiuber pl.uitp I to hit Cedar lin tvd.s frler.d.J. I "Iledda N'ov:i, : I'.ulnn tnovlp sMr i J , . ." N.e.a. fled la tti.:i sound better j for a ptnr. Asiden. P. J N : S"nd u" your address and we'll put xtm In toij.'h wiiti l..iuri. .1. A. 1 . : Lift the burden " Kawther. .I.IO.jiie Pe ;,-ril'e I: ;im Se. t. wllh ni'i ' liem.i I f. al i' icttie ;s, aiat submit ir crltie!nt. I,, f. i; : Send it a w.ek betve G .M i ' : N, r(.inr!lw peed H.t fi:Ti tlieir t-e-tl nam-";, in f.i.-, ,'v nf t!irM do. 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