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Show Met His Match. Struck by the notice, "Iron Sinks.' in a shop window, a wag went inside and aid that he was perfectly aware of the fact that "iron sank." Alive to the occasion, the smart shopkeeper shop-keeper retaliated: "Yes, and time flies, but wine vaults, sulphur springs, jam rolls, grass slopes, music stands, Niagara Falls, moonlight walks, sheep run. Kent hops and holiday trips, scandal spreads, standard weights, India r libber tires, the organ stops, the world goes round, trade returns, and ' But the visitor had bolted. After collecting col-lecting his thoughts he returned and showing his head at the doorway, shouted: shout-ed: "Yes. I agree with all of that perfectly per-fectly and marble busts." Irish World, i . i |