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Show r . ! A Line o' Type or Two i Lord, what fools these mortals be.' i j i I; By B. L. T. The Inquest. Who killed the Treaty? "I," said Hunk Lodge: "With my little dodge, 1 I killed the Treaty." Who saw it die? "V said Bill Borah, "It got my angora. 1 saw It die." Who'll dig the grave? "I will." yaid Sherman: "They say I'm pro-German. I'll dig the grrave. Who'll toll the bell? J "I will," said Smoot: "At knells I'm a beaut. Til toll the bell." Who'll read the service? "I will." said Moses; "I'll water your noses. I'll read the service. " Who'll be chief mourner? "I." said MediU; "I'll weep yi tli a will 1 11 be chief mourner.' All the birds in the senate quit sighin and sobbin' When the tollers had told of the death of Cock Uobln. In the meantime it would be no more than polite if the league of nations were to extend to the United States the privilege priv-ilege of using the league clubrooms, stationery, sta-tionery, etc.. until congress meets again. Great Britain might put us up for two weeks, and France might have tlie privilege priv-ilege renewed. Is Not Nature Woiiderful? (From the Washington Star.) This was the first real outing on the lawn the president has enjoyed since his illness, and the birds, squirrels and the sheep all Interested him. and took an interest in-terest lu htm, too. A lady, or perhaps a gentleman. In Saginaw voxpops against the "disgusting "disgust-ing habit" of using coffee cups and saucers sau-cers as ash trays. "If these men," she says yen. it inut be a she "would only stop and think that the cup or plate will be used again to serve someone else food tn." Why, lady, we did "stop and think" ence. but we assumed thai very likely the cup and saucer would be washed before be-fore it was used again. Don't they wash dishes In Saginaw'.' If it were not for the dish-washing tradition tra-dition we. fur our part, should object to tho disgusting titbit of serving Camem-bert Camem-bert and Limburger on porcelain, instead of on paper plates that could be bunted. When the Prof Steps on the Gas. flpr.i the Kvsnaville Courier.) Thundering like caged spirits at the sates of the pit. with the aupeniaiural MTVllUM of tempestuous furies; then with the cooing of the mildest sephyrs. swiftly changing again to the brasses of pillured gates clashing and the roar of the giant batteries and again changing without effort to the aeollan sweetness of the wind harp that, mildly. Is Evans-vllle's Evans-vllle's organ answering the touch of Pro!. Gillette. "Magic Tonal Wsb Woven by Cur;l Record Audience la Rsptly Held by Mistress Mis-tress of Coloratura Mute Put to Shams Accompanying Artist Both Rampantly Acclaimed for rtutrrlor Achievement." Milwaukee Sentinel. We understand the f.ut.- l.a resigned. The Second Poet. (A Pensa coin Janitor reports.) Dear Sir: 1 regret the circumstances w..!i h It.-dnustes u duty, to report an irregularity, ir-regularity, that has assumed abnormal toleration, and threatens a slamp-"li among the tenants at the Cast-8ido Apar-merit, tn short: P.oont No. 2-4 hs two boys, who are Instructed that they hare aa much right on the. premless as anybody rise, and they ba e measure! up to tot peaceful relationship that exists among the tenants Some of tl.s causes that F personally know, are the pounding of th floor with hammers: Scraping with othsr children: Taartngun the toilet paper: occupying the hath up to the point of Indursncs; and leaving the room In compromising condition. Punching, holes thru the tpottont of old chairs, leaving of bread snd trash In ths main pass wsy. snd before other tenants Jours : Bsllng In a boisterous way; Putting things on the railway track. I submit these prerogatives to you fr regulation: reg-ulation: personally I have no kick to make. Jsnltor and Trali makss a Job. Yours truly, etiv You're In Good Company. Old Mn- iC'larenc- l.irrow. In "Farmlngton .") All my Ufa t nave boon planning and uhi ,',,,rt thtnklns and dreaming and 'lo t. iiog snd waiting. All my life I have hce:. ga ting ready to begin to do some- thing worth while I have bn waiting . for Hi.- -iimnier and waiting for ths falli I hnve brio vailing for the winter snd waith. a for t s spring: wsltlng for "he night and waiting Tor the morning; wsltlng wslt-lng and dendllng snd dreaming, until Hie lv Is almost spent and the twilight close at hand. "Bran the rtisntgn papers dismissed it as flimsy evidence. June Addains. How docs she mean "even." rnt-s. at a Venture. IKmm Hie Hyksston News iidivjrd Uautoby was in Cartiisjjjton Thursdov In eeai. li of a suitable coer-Ing coer-Ing for his lower limbs. Hoard tn a 8n rranclaco Hash House. Tlrst Walres: "Who was that goofy dam Jus' wtiw out?" Meoond Waitress. "Aw. she's one of them ler "K lane. "Whtidrtayatiienn Kaster eg Hanl-bollcil ai d palnti-d ' I. lew IU HUH it'S. 'World Tollers Don't Desert t's. I'm of Stunts" What are Hmilts? Small Town Heusation. Sir- An excllrd lady passenger nllglit- ed from a triilii. bounded Into Hie hotel al BursgU, Ml., pounrtr'l on counter with coin. Hiul oiled "A linm sandwich for this train, please," J. C. T. "Illmleiiburg Iteply In HenSfal." Would lull expect It to tie private? Dooh Anybody With Collene Edtica lion Want a Job an Professor? (From ti S'ebmska State Journal.) "He us latMttd I" IdtQMfl s , Ion. lip. who reilgm. Hie piimiploslilp in rntr business - News Item. "Ifigparlsnoed oarpanta with college education desires PMnasTtflhlp of lumber yard?' ClaMlflsd nds "flogus lleveimo Men Mold t'p Sin-loons Sin-loons ' I'l-rhnps Hint's Hie only waj I.. move His stock. Looks like n wsi I'hrlstmna. |