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Show - " - " TTIP TMTTT FTTN mXHTIAM. UTAH ' Tl NO BETTER SERVED Tiff,, rC Diner I've had much better pie than this served me, waiter. Waiter Den it musta been in some other place, boss not here! Fun for the Whole Family ONLY ONE SUIT "John, you ought to have a suit case when you go on a trip." "Whuf fur, Mr. Jones?" "To put your clothes in, of course." "En git pinched by de cop?" ED WHEELAN BIG TOP By AFTER vregTCONCegT. TMC CROWD FILED I A FEW AMNUTP.S LATER fTZTZTZ . I ANlELL f jffg sTtu.p ti- - VrT his pictures wox y S, Jgrir J tre A,iru utss ycyVW-- ' Ik p? ri TLru rochet FrYounJ Ah p Pattern N0, HE IN style-a- dd fr shawl to your In Shetland Floss--fj medallion repeated Pattern 2582 contah for making shawl; ill It and stitches; & quired. Send order t Bewlni Circle Need U Eighth Ave. Enclose IS centi k tern No Namt , Addresi ...., DASH M KATHtBSA r v..j "T !( Hotel i( TEMPLE 58 1 I DIGGING DIAMONDS First Baseballist Goin' f take t' plowin' fer a livin', Bill? Second Ditto Nawdiggin' dia-monds, can't yer see? LALA PALOOZA --A Case of Mistaken Identity By RUBE GOLDBERG HIVE3, WHILE I RELAX, V YES SIR I I LOOK, MISTER VINCENT JPi1 STOP. STOP ! l V LOOK, PINTO -- A $f7 ( f(TS 'IF YOU WATCH FOR THe f I HOPE NO HERE COMES MAOAM JSffSfW IT'S US 1 STRANGE FIGURE IN J ' I J CAR - U YOU NEED I HARM HAS I DRIVING THE CAR Kl-n- Ss eoUNTFsV THE MIDDLE OP THE ttit ROAO EJ NOTHING DOING, JOHNNY Ma Johnny, do you hear me? Get upl It's quarter past eight. Johnny Aw ma! Lemme alone! Cantcha see that I got that sleepin sickness? S'MATTERJ'OP Permanently Set for More By C. M. PAYNE t CLOSE KSMATTtU, ) CNT E.T 4 I Am o?tN tiO NWa "Oidtjut 9 A JVW-'-T Neia4,: EVS "N MOUT4 ( ) w. ? i I f o4 V OPElJ-TE- U AUoutS ' S jtfe L JL1 I B.ll STBdlcU.-W- NU Srvla Jlsk Me Jl O A Gen - -irr The Quetti 1. How long wasai lng when John L. S; the ring? 2. How long was A coin President before broke out? 3. What is the la: In America? 4. What universities the Little Brown Jug iron each year? 5. What is a Pyrrh: 6. Does each star : can flag represent 6tate? The Antuii 1. Until one of the fi; a knockdown over hii 2. Six weeks. 3. Soldier field, loca go, Illinois, takes ft: seating capacity . crowd of 125,000 pers; 4. The University cf Ann Arbor, and the Minnesota at Minnea 5. One gained at cost. 6. No, the stars r states collectively, ally. THE EXPECTED HARVEST "What do these congressmen who send out free seed expect to grow from them?" "Well, well! Why," a crop of votes." MESCAL IKE BrS.LHUim.EY Right on Time, Too , HURRY UP MTWV--I I tueh fellecs cvo2 at j ifjjr jZ JTPPrAS, GENERAL swoe sj-- z (77uy . . ' 1 M rtg.gggv' J2 s THE SAD SEA-SIGnE- D "There's something sad about the sea." "Yes. Many's the time I've sighed as my girl and I sat side by side by the seaside." Advice Civf Let no man presuni vice to others that I given count to himsf POP The Quartermaster's Stumped By J. MILLAR WATT . I'M VERY SORRY Tl 7 I rLL T0 yQU I I W 71 BUT PirTcHBTS V 70 CHAN6f m J 1 W, Th BU SyndicaU. Inc. WNX Sendee CffieXl JUST SUITS HIM mraLa?7 Buf?-- Do you dance- - Grasshopper-Su- re, I'm going to hop tonight. UNFAIR AJE COBPS Clara Why did the air corps turn down Frank? James On account of his eyes. Clara Why, I think his eyes are lovely. Nice Fellow "What do you think cf Jones?" "He is one of those people that pat you on the back before your face, and hit you in the eye behind your back." OF COURSE keepm-- 1 wish 'd try to squirm! ' you are "ular EAMUT INSPECTION By gluyas wuxiams KWrufcRRWRfi1. nt AND STti6H1tJ( OUf HIS SU HS MM 1) UK Of HIS HM THE SPORT INqThTnc. ! i f,ri spp ' ' ,r- "Ah-ah- ! Mn't point!" - Ask Somebody Else Young Man Is there any time at which children cease to be a source of constant worry? Old Man I don't know. My old-est child is only 65. Companions Father (at 3 a. m., to restless baby son) Now what are you cry-ing about? Infant Wanta drink. Father So do L Go to sleep! |