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Show - . j A Line o' Tvpe or Two i I i ! "What fools these mortals be!'' I 4 i By B. L. T. Wa5ps sw.Trme.l from a nest near North Yarmouth, Y:e., aaa stiuuv a t'.f-'seroy. The man tin o the no.-t, to u-et square with the w asps, ana th. t'.auus spread o .-r two towr.s. ;Som Oo.Uv stant the kaut-r in lvH. That Will Save TJs Eeacling It. Sir: If you have road Sir Henry Xew-boU's Xew-boU's snhioarine hook you must have no-tieed no-tieed that la, utt iiaat G. Shari was officer of-ficer of the watch on the 1-tritish sub K-ft when shu lorpcuoo.? tilt- t't.aiae in the Baltic. rrofesser Id.tck. Tt is (?el.ie.1 airain hy a nvrrihcr of the League lor y.ak:. Virtue Odious that tobacco to-bacco is to bo o ; mpn igaori airnim-t. But this should rtimad s:aokers 10 l.e more--than ev,-r 0:1 their uard. The league never sleej'S. The Standardized Family. (From tlie New York Tunes.) I am from c'oirr.ito. 1 want 10 rent a house i.ir-e eauoah for my family. Wili buy if 1 c:.r.mt rer.t. AHltouch wo credit little of the so-called news from Kiit'Opo, it really afocars as if Kela Kun, the God of Th.in-iS as They Ain't, is atisgesjiieit. The Lemon Pickers, Sir: It was 1. ft for mo to pick the ripest lemon oa the tree. "When my lull for kiekiess drinks had mounted to Sil.TG at an outdoor card, 11. a sudo-ii show, r orovo tile- crowd in-Me. K cr. !..-..!- else lost his waiter and took a new lease on life: but there I was with a bale of cotton pasted o er my eye. the aftermath of a e i i : n e r , aad 1 sLood out like a sore thumb. Ill tCll SeC-el)ds 1 W.1S Spotted Olid relieved of that, S .t.T't, plus a tU-Cciil lip a tip by reason of the f.tct th.it the 24 c ats never came lack fr nil the cashier's 01:1:. H. M. '. A Plumb plan for vo-c.-rnmetit ownership owner-ship of uaie! ii ies miitht anu herale too hopeless eoniaaui of our desperate edu-jeator.-. the purc'ia s : r.ir io,er of wtiose nickel has si-,ru:ik to about three cents. The Dionysiac Compositor. (Fran the Gosh.ui, lad., N.-w s-Times.) Ti d tt'G-e nor, tae uoteit pru.ler. while ii in, a:-- a jie; Monday moraine,, sc.n a : ' , r ar.s.r.L. ran a iiu'die ia h.s he 1 tli.it 1 . re i liie si r ice of a sui aeon 10 t c t il out. The Plumb plan barks back to Mother Goose, tile hero 1 cu:.,' I.,tl e Jack liornc-r. Bright Sayings of the Better Halves. Sir: c.-co-. :, .1 .1 si n ia Gliarh oi-: j"'.-.:.te, i-arred. ra.oi to itu.1; tews." Kaeeti.-u- btt e ::e v.ceiar- i whether it .cy Were UiiS I.K'Kittt l.t'l T Ule- MaUliS j cf lite 1 ec . s'ohd Ioi y. I ! On Growing Old. I .John M '.s.-fa 'd ia the Atlat ta- Month.ly i 1 He w.th toe. I u; -. f.ir l;.e fire i d-uar, M- d, it and 1 ar.- t '. i. t .-o ,.d tor rcont, I M.,n, wiu-e .,:,:. p-sn-n sets the .-1 .a- I Is sc-ei t.-' ,aa.e to r.lar, h, too ccld for ' v': ':' , , j 1 t.k- the n-..! iratlar to fa" f re. Turaa tt olo -.a. ieaes. 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