Provo Daily Enquirer | 1895-10-22 | Page 1 | Pungent Paragraphs

PUNGENT paragraphs cholly Chu ropey see that earrings are coming into fashion again have your ears ever been bored miss caustic what a question I 1 often listened to your twaddle syracuse post im going down to at alantic lantic tomorrow to morrow ill look up your sister yes do ashes having such a dull time sha wrote me she would be glad to see anybody philadelphia record ah said the jovial friend of the man with the valise going for a little rest are you no was the reply with a hurried glance at the timetable im going away on my vacation washington star he what a pity that miss vere de vere should have lost her good name she greatly shocked in heavens name what do you mean he why marrying a man named jones of course N Y sun violet ive just had a letter from george and he says lies going to be married vivienne going to be married why I 1 thought well you seem very cool about it chos he going to marry violet me judy cleff they tell me your daughter julia is quite a singer has she a good voice Is her method staff cant say so much about her voice but her method is superb ahe never sings when I 1 am at home boston transcript stranger do the people do much hunting around here native they do for a fact dead loads of it stranger what do they hunt deer or quail native nope money to meet their notes in bank with florida times union port officer what have you on board captain captain our cargo consists of one thousand cases of oranges port officer yes captain one thousand cases of eggs port officer yes captain three cases of yellow beverl tit bits the kind to have jack my landlady is a young widow and good looking dick does slie ever say any tender things to you jack you bet she docs she says beefsteak and chicken and dick hold on the kind of a one im looking for any room for an extra eater there detroit Free Press mrs cumbo severely johnny I 1 heard you use that expression those kind after I 1 told you it was wrong johnny cumbo but mamma it was right this time im sure mrs cumbo it is never right to say those kind johnny johnny cumbo but mamma persisted johnny 1 I was speaking of those kind girls who helped me up my bicycle harpers bazara here is an item said mr chag water who was looking over his morning paper about a man that fell from the thirteenth floor of a skyscraper sky scraper the other day did it kill him asked mrs kill him he never knew what hurt him 1 I might have known it rejoined mrs chug water rubbing her nose thoughtfully thirteen is such an unlucky number chicago tribune