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Show Letters From A Utah Legislator Law Makin' An' Things State Cappitle Salt Lake City, Utah, Dere Frends: Semes like the Legislatoor is gittin' so durn generos it's goin' to give away the hull state to the old peppul. We hev a cupple of bills thet seme to hit a new high in generositty. Sen. Lundell interdused a bill into the Senatt thet gives all the old peppul over 75 yeres uv age a free huntin' license. Kin yew imagin the joy uv the ol' timers next fall as they cum down off Strawberry ridge in their wheel chairs with their bucks across their shoulders! In my mines eye I kin see ol' man Spudholler usin' one of his crutches as a rest while he is out shootin' quail in Hardscrab-ble Hardscrab-ble Creek bottoms! Whut a glorious glor-ious holiday life will seem to these old people if this bill be-cumes be-cumes law! In another bill Rep. Selvin hez interduced, all blind peppul will git a free fishin' license. It will be great sport fer the blind peppul pep-pul uv the state to hev their summer sum-mer outing on Nebo Crick, where they kin spend the day fly castin' fer trout among the willers-Won't willers-Won't thet be jollie! Why stop with these two noble gestures? When we start in to be libberil why can't we go all the way? Why not grant a big gaim permit to all peppul who are confined con-fined to iron lungs? Ime fer thet- Hopin' yew air the saim. Pete Timothy Youre repasentative frum Hardscrabble Crick. |