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Show THE BULLETIN, BINGHAM, UTAH the sunny side of life I Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young Blifri IP1I ... , . - ,J 1hl.Phillipr W ANOTHER LETTER FROM PRIVATE PURKEY Dear Mom: The cake and things you sent ar-- j rived okay only I did not get none on account of my buddies opened them. The trouble with the army is that you can't keep a separate mail-ing address. Well, everything is go-ing along good and life In the army ain't so bad once you make up your mind it can't be any loo good. We have movies here but no screeno, so you would not like army life, mom. We have hostesses here, too. I thought a hostess was some-body you found In airplanes, but in the camps a hostess is a lady who has charge of the entertainment side of life and I think we may even get rumba lessons in this war. There are juite a few host-esses here, but do not worry about me, Mom, as mey are all pretty old, some even as old as 38 and 40. I don't know who is picking them, but it ain't Billy Rose. At first I thought the Camp Fire Girls were being drafted, too, but I found out the government wants the soldiers to have as much amuse-ment as they can get in the next war, including double features, swing music and Mickey Mouse. They even have cafeteria lunch-rooms for visitors so if an outsider gets poisoned they can't blame it on the regular army cook. More rifles are arriving and I guess maybe by the time war comes almost every soldier will have a gun. Do not keep sending me heavy underwear as you have my tent full of it already. Love, Oscar. Dear Mom: I am getting so I do not mind be-ing here at all and my morale would be good except I didn't keep getting newspapers and reading the news from Washington. I have got around to the point where I am used to tak-ing orders and to facing war if there is no way out, but what is all this stuff about going to the aid of China. Greece and all nation! ev-erywhere? In one breath I am told I will not be sent out of the United States and in the next I hear all countries I in trouble any-where can depend on help from me, and if all this to so, I keep asking myself why I did-n't Join the navy to see the world, which I may have to see anyhow. What is all this lease-len- d stuff, and do I go with the lease? Also could you send me some newspaper article explaining what is being lended. I hope no tanks are being lended as we are still using ice wag-ons here. If we must lend some-thing let us lend first sergeants as there are too many of 'em around this camp. The food here could be better. I haven't had a good juicy steak Are yet. they lending them to somebody too? Well, do not worry, as I am get-ting used to everything and am very happy today because I learned Otto Bixby, who was my boss at the store, has been drafted, too, and will be here, too, any day now. Love, Oscar. Dear Mom: Bixby, my old boss (who was such a stinker), just arrived and is in my company. 1 am going to work hard now to be a sergeant, or at least a corporal. I will write more later. Love, Oscar. e OVERLOAD Modish ladies may expect Curvature of sphie and neck. And toward moving turn quite pass- ive If costume Jools become more mas-sive. J. H. Niles e e Add Things for Which There Is No Explanation Outside the Psycho-pathi- c Wards: Miami, where more naked women are visible on the beaches than anywhere on earth is featuring Sally Rand in a night-clu- b disrobing act! And the people are flocking to see herl Seymour says that Italy is shaped like a boot and that Its generals are shaped like heels. 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