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Show I The now crisis in Mexico but tlicroi There-'a a ucn- crisis in Mexico nearly every day. Secretary MaoVoncli s;iys that Roosevelt Roose-velt can't run against Tnfl. moaninj' "in honor." But .-just vnit and soe. Canada is uudcrtakiiifr an inquiry into wint she lost by tlofuating roci-prority. roci-prority. She will find that it-was a sum worth while. Tho South is waiting up to the fact that "there's loo much c'ttn play." In the West, aluo. .there 'a too "much "tin play, and rifiid laws should stop.it. A Jlarnion .hooin in Xcbraaka is tho latest, sUj:elion. l'.u.t that sort of a boom would cause JRryan to think that he had surely lived and wrought in ain. President Taft iniht well say lo Secretary WilH.011 in (In; weekly Cabinet nicotines, "Well, what's the scandal in your department this time, Mr. See: rotary?" I That elovcii-yoar-old crii-1 who is tho "best bread-maker iu Iowa" will probably forgot all about it bufqro sho irrows up, especially if she oyer poos lo a - cooking-school. Tho engineer on a .Japanese war ?hip coniioit.lod suicide when lie found that -ho had not provided coal enough for tho trip. Tlm't's "making tho aunisfmicnt.' lit the crime. " Detroit. Free Press: "A J'hiladolphia dentist says" that store .tenth aro more sanitary than tho-natural kind. And we picsumc a wooden log is loss liable to rheumatism than t he real thing. A Kansas man has just computed that the State's farm products laal. year equaled in value ;i stack of :;2U gold ldccos twenty. one miles high. A valuable valu-able contribution to the Htorninru cut tho increased coat of living-. Tho Ka'iM-r boldly told tho SmiialisLiS in the Kcichstag that Germany must hava bigger and better armed armies nml v.-arsliijitt in order that poaco may prevail. J Slit the .Socialist logic, strange to say did not track with tho Kaisor's remarks. I The Kn.slcrn pro-s holding up their liaiidt in horror at the idea that thorn is such a thing as a money trust ib-niindji ib-niindji mis qf )be like attitudo on i.hi: part 'of tlic pOlygami.ts in Utah who so vohoiiien'tly object to tho statement that' polygamy exists hero, yheu thoy have so .ofiet denied 41. . The .Memphis' y( 'ommiu-ciaNAppoal ' "Alciujdiis of Todjiy.'.' number wtis ono. uft ho greatest jsmips ever jnaUc liy a outlu'TU newspaper; imlend, it has eldom bepn celled by any -newspaper in the finite! States. C'omplcto in text, well printed, "and hnudj-omely illujtrs.cd, 'it tyu a nowapapor to be proud of in every respect.- ' Ncjw York City 1? Actually sotting up .tho claim that it is ""tho most mora'! city- op earth. " Ono might suppose' sup-pose' a . typographical error ju the elision of tho prefix; "iin,'-" - tut the argument, i actually made for moral I i-ui limine. jiiihim lie (Ml iow- xorit-crs xorit-crs have nbandoricd ' all' ' (he moral standards, and lost all acuso of pro-portion. pro-portion. The. Boblon Transcript has this editorial edi-torial comment on a great Wickcrsham triumph: "It's an interesting coincidence coinci-dence thnt tho Standard Oil Company of Indiana, which escaped tho flue of .2!l.000,000 imposed on t by Judge liindis two years ago, has now declared a Btock dividend of SUD.OOO.OOO. And this after tho 'dissolution' of the oil "Coin" Harvey, whose littlo pam- iHjflj phlot on his "Financial Sohool" made mHH bim rich, comes out from bis rctircnie.ut kKB loug enough to name a ticket which BH ho assuros all concerned would "swocp IB IS country-'' He nnmes Kooovcld for SHv the head of thi& ticket, and Bryan for WMM t,lu taiI- fbat ticket, would tweep the ISP country just about as two fighting cats HU; r.ould sweep a canct; tho dust would Jjo Ahickor.. and two cxhaujitod wtls-.thej result. r. 1 |