Show brain food it is i well known that ush ii ia a favorite article of 0 food tood among brain workers wor kora on account ot of the tha large amount ot of p horns it contains which in ig exactly tho the nutriment needed for the head gearing of it humanity la in boston all well veil regulated families miliea tn buy bay wholes in this the fall in sufficient quantities to last lait until spring during daring the summer months all the young you UR saro loi fed on ground eels and iee lint but these are ara luxuries lax urien that only the wealthy cipo cape coders odley f the poorer class of course have brain food but bat us are compelled to got it out of bull heads sad aad bundash and other plo pla balan lailan marice animals ini mals realizing the tha importance of thle luin theory of bral braid a culture a peoria machinist has baa perfected an invention for extract ing ag tho the bone bobo from fishes so go as to wake make the ho task of intellect cultivation leas leai burdensome of course the ilia old pro while fully folly effective in ia buildt building buil ing upon apon the brain had bad many togas agoa A boston girl with her mouth rail fall of trout which WAS via lu III proem process of ct ass to philosophy would ice fro have her et attention diverted from rom the major major premise by a back bone bona festvog foul I 1 in her larynx or A lie fla wt snag r in her bar alsop esophagus hagus Theop the spirit irit me may y be willing but the flesh la Is weak a nd id philosophy Is ia nowhere when tho the Ita kirce of a is gogag doieg down wrong end to the Tho peoria machine dealt away with ill all these distressing accidents and places the food just where it will do the most moat good and the hones bones where they will do the least leant evil it is ia called 11 the mind assimilator or brain manufacture made easy A brief but bet comprehensive namo name for on an invention easy to remember the machine was waa tried in the invent 0 dr raa own family with marked success A demented eon BOB was filled fall of oat cat flab bab and immediately commenced the tha study of lw law A neighbors girl tb that a t wan wall noted tor for being half witted was waa I 1 buffed with black bass baan and in a day pr or or two joined a woman as assoria socia tion and began to work handkerchiefs for the heathen A boston man residing on the bluff heard beard of this wonderful invention and immediately procured one of the larg as cst t sized machines it was waft oper operated stall with a clockwork clock clook work attachment wound u up p on a scale of pounds too ten times round around for a ton tea pound fish five cimei roared tor for a five pound ush fish and so oo on tho the lino linas were wera neatly shunted into a under the table and tho the meat was thrown through an ingenious syn eye tern tent of taboo tabes directly into tho the months of the guests three lovely girls and two cultured boys comprised the family for whose use the machine was purchased when dinner was announced tho the invention was loaded with flab losli wound up and started the family sat oat around the dinning table five boston mouths were opened five boston brains were anxiously awaiting nourishment just juat then occurred one of those teri blo mis misadventure adventures i that so eo frequently die did arrango arrange and overthrow the best beat laid schemes mr burns barns made mention of them the cook had put the machino on en the tallo table wrong end to and la ia leu less than a minute the diners were check full fall of bones and the bone basket wua was overflowing with fish moat meat wendell phillips phillipa jones bulged out with the oar car ceases of ball heads sarah role italo Sigo sigourney urne jones brist bristled lell all over with the ba og of salmon and adelaide proctor holmes jones was variegated with dorsal floe fins and other portions por tiona of the flab aria anatomy tomy the youngest brother was uncomfortable ablo on account of being inhabited by the tha skeletal atou of an eol eel of I 1 course 1 ho he machine was stopped aa soon boon as possible but not until all bones had bad been beau and all the mea meat t wasted no serious nerious physical inary resulted to a any ny of t the a children t but nt for months alter after the event little things kept happening of a very mortify in nature adelaidev Adel Adela aides idas young mat man was one of the principal sufferers na ile had bad a vigorous arm and often on me nailing an evening call it was no uncommon thing tor for him to take off his coat and aad shake a quart or two of flak bones out of th the light sleeve young in nan inin wie wal a a clergyman and it was waa a very borr distressing thing for him that in the millet midst of some coma especially energetic part 0 f his oar men a section of an larthy ichthyosaurus would drop out of his cuff or a portion of porpoise tumble out ont of at hir bin veit test just at the place where heal head reposed when he bade her goodbye tho the evening before tho the boys were wera inc incapacitated tor for mental exertion for or some months they could have been sold for whalebone and made up into stays or dried and pulverized and resolved into a constituent part of ct tooth powder but bu that waslo boat all the machine was as aa perfect as ever but the inventor has never been able to dis dispose 0 a ol of another Po otria transcript so r |