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Show IR Not only is there Now York, but thero BB is also Oyster Bay. mm Are .you doing your share toward W Tiiaking the orphans hnppy today? fl Besides, the Colonel can now say that 19 lie is more important by several decrees. H For one thing, the sheriffs knew how ffi to enjoy themselves while visiting here. H But how quiet it must bo in Now York H now in contrast with Saturday's big jflj It was too bad, though, that nature fH tried to put a damper on that; recep- H Besides being a four-flusher there are Kfl other things tho matter with Apostle B One chief fault with Senator Suth- crland is that ho trnined with bad polit- H ical company. OR What Arizona and New Mexico desire P to do with respect to the National flag jffi is to play star engagements. H Senator Borah calls Smoot and Suth- wft erland four-ilushers; which only shows B that he has rightlj' sized them up. fltjj Ono writer declares that people in the B East are altogether too fond of lobsters. I It is certain that the chorus girls arc. H London suffragettes have been parad- ffi ing the streets again, but their former H experience led them to be fairly quiet Hi It is said that the present Congrcs? hi may break a certain precedent. That is fflv what it has also boon trying to do to mi tho country. R A man booked as Jonah Doc was J Kj thrashed by an irate trolley car pnssen- I H gor; but he isn't the first Jonah that jj W was over whaled. j H Emperor William of Gcrnian3r is said f M to be a sick man; but this must not be ; Iffij thought to be on account of a curtain . IjjJ recent distinguished visit. j H Speaker Cannon thinks that the House JH . rules nre all right; and they naturally H would be so regarded by him, since mm C '"lS 1G,r enorc'-'mcut ' j (tin President Tuft did a propor thing in MS setting asido the KaJnbow natural n! bridge as a National monument. There wt uro few such wonders in the world. t "Railroad bill passes House." says I P a news heading MoBt anything could I I pass it tho way' it has been moving dur- S ing the session, and then not have to : -?'v.lo Joe Cannon took occasion to ! JUf -Tcast" the newspuper men, but wr : Bji have riot heard any fear expressed by 1 J any of thorn that they will be unable , m to survive it. ! j "iiooscvclt for Governor of New j j York," is tho cry from Oneida county; fif but. then, thero are other shoutings Hjl from which the gentleman will make his own selection. P Mr. Roosevelt insisted upon paying jh ilio customs duty on his baggage when til . ntcring this country. That was good of If him, becnuso from all accounts thu conn- HI try heeds tho money. Hi Mexican parlies are said to have III bought up all the rifles and ammunition I H 'Q U1K"1 along the Arizona border, and troublo is expected down there. There are more pleasant things than living 1 among those fellows. |