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Show I These cool. nights arc qood for pleasant pleas-ant dreams. A good stomach is like a good friend, often abused. The ice man and the resort manager Kiuilo more, the hotter it get's. How do three new skyscrapers impress im-press .von with American "arty sue-cct? sue-cct? Arc 3ou doing .your share to 'lift.' the dark mask - from the deceitful Smith physiognomy? Utah should have a loan shark hill. "Why not Those sharks havo bills, 6iiro enough. Another generation may see something some-thing like the following: "Churches close until fall." The old phrase, "A flying trip," will soon lose its common use and rise to the dignity of being literal. If the business man thinks it is hot in the oflice, he should stay home some afternoon and help his better half. No need of an oculist in the Smith family: Joseph F.. can see right through t'o Kolob, wherever that is. A needed reform has been started by a Newport woman for the purpose of improving lie hankshalcing business. If the doctors and the lawyers together to-gether do not make Charli'ou crazy, then he is certainly fit to stand trial. 11 is likely the county, jail will soon have an influx of worthy transgressors the new .iail will ha ready next Sunday. Sun-day. H A Mr. Tco has been appointed on the HUi Nebraska State food board. Evident- Ily his selection is for tho summer mouths. The woman who applied for divorce because her husband would not pormit her talcing a vacation, had vacation on ,'laclc London had a police court episode epi-sode in San Francisco, caused through his gritting into n lady's room instead of his own. But that's nothing for mm ,7ck" . Representative Howell finally sue-B'j sue-B'j cceded iu doing something; he will Hrt won display a mup of Box Elder coun-ty coun-ty as h'is most recent legislative 'triumph. , WM There is a noticeable trace, among the editors of the country, of a tired feeling because of so much 'Roosevelt. WJ H is possible- that Teddy has reached his zenith; "Insurgent" Mnrdock of Kansas-Wt Kansas-Wt thmhs the fruits of the kite Congress were the results of the radical side, and not 'of tho "regulars." There is w );o doubt more truth than pootry in that. Of course it was bound to come. Dr. WA Hood of London says appendicitis ib eoutagious. The operation had better be performed in infancy, like vaccina- W lion, before contamination becomes po.ssible. Wm The new tariff law is said to bo bijngiug in tho coin. There arc many j ways of making the poor man pay the government bills, and Undo Joe know whom to favor in order to produce the' fl right kind of revision, A t'ynic says that woman gets oh the car as irffe does iu order that her back hair may not bo disturbed. That fellow should como to Salt Lako; iTiOi ladies horo wait until tho car stops be-' foro alighting, somotimcs longer. |